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Offline saxandkeys

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" I ACTUALLY SAW IT"
« on: February 09, 2006, 10:52:50 AM »
Things that shocked me when I saw them:


1. A choir ( no musician ) singing a song with a cassette of the song as the accompanyment..... not an instrumental... but, the whole song...they even faded out at the end just like the cassette.

2. During a selection, the whole choir came out of the choir stand and started to dance around the sanctuary...not choreographed dancing...I mean daaaancing.....       ( that was kinda hot though! )

3.  Choir members passing around protein bars and Nabs in the stand....during service.

4.  A musician left after a selection and came back after the sermon smelling like Hennessy.

5.  Choir member left the choir stand during service...and came back with a bottle of water...WHY?????....  this person lip syncs every week.

6.  A church took up the collection, choir finished playing.... and then one of the Deacons said something like " I know ya'll can do better than this"...told the choir to play some more and sent the baskets back around.
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Offline jehovahpraize

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2006, 11:28:59 AM »
SAD BUT OH SO TRU!!!!!!!! :oops:  :cry:  :oops:  :cry:  :oops:
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2006, 12:01:20 PM »
NABS???!!! LAWD when was the last time I heard that? Oh yeah when I went home to South Hill!! SAXANDKEYS y'all still sayin that?!

THat was funny though
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 06:39:10 PM »
LOL!!!! Those were funny!
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2006, 06:57:08 PM »
AHH the black church. Wouldn't trade it for nothin in the world!! :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2006, 10:56:28 PM »
How about this, my church decided to try a new song, well needless to say it sounded a HOT, STEAMING MESS. I mean no one new the rhythm, let alone the words. Well, the worst part was when my pastor stood up and said, (in that old grandma voice), "Hold it, Hold it. That ain't for y'all, sing something else. Thank Ya Jesus". I promise I almost died laughing.

notice: I love my pastor.
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