Add your own line to this ongoing story about a saint lol!

[itsapeachworld]

the new masterpiece that he wrote entitled "Give Miracle Whip a Chance".  But the specific instruction he received was to pitch it to the Minister of Music and choir to be sang during Praise & Worship the following Sunday.  So, George knocked on the Minister of Music's door, and when the Minister of Music answered......

[CATRON]

the new masterpiece that he wrote entitled "Give Miracle Whip a Chance".  But the specific instruction he received was to pitch it to the Minister of Music and choir to be sang during Praise & Worship the following Sunday.  So, George knocked on the Minister of Music's door, and when the Minister of Music answered......

HE ASKED WHAT DID HE WANT? AND GEORGE REPLYED. "I HAVE A SONG I WOLD LIKE TO TEACH TO THE MASS CHOIR" SO THE M.O.M. ANSWERED WELL IN ORDER FOR YOU TO PARTIAPATE IN THIS CHOIR YOU HAVE TO BE SAVED. SO GEORGE REPLY OK. SO HE WALKED ABOUT AND GOD TOLD HIM DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PITCH THE SONG TO THE M.O.M. I DIDN'T SAY TRY TO PITCH IT. I SAID PITCH IT. SO GEORGE SAID ALRIGHT. SO GEORGE CALLED HIS GOOD FRIEND EDITH BUNKER AND ASKED COULD SHE MEET HIM AT THE M.O.M.'S HOUSE IN 20 MINTUES. SHE SAID ALRIGHT. I'LL BE OVER THERE AS SOON AS I FINISH COOKIN' ARCHIES DINNER. SO WHEN EDITH ARIVIVED THEY CLIMB THROUGH THE MINISTER OF MUSIC WINDOW AND EDITH STARTED TO PLAY THE SONG ON THE M.O.M.'s PIANO. BUT EDITH WAS PLAYING IT WITH A NEO-SOUL'D GROOVED TO IT. SO GEORGE GOT MAD AND SAID TO EDITH.................................. ....................................... .......

[sixstringpoet]

the new masterpiece that he wrote entitled "Give Miracle Whip a Chance".  But the specific instruction he received was to pitch it to the Minister of Music and choir to be sang during Praise & Worship the following Sunday.  So, George knocked on the Minister of Music's door, and when the Minister of Music answered......

the door, George was flabberghasted,he could not believe who it was...........it was .......Fozzie from (from the Muppets). (ok ok ok ya'll im just kidding, ima stop trippin  )

it was.....John P Kee.  "Hello Mr. Jefferson. what may i do for you" John P said in a serious polite tone. " Well i ...uh... have been directed to ..ummm...see what had happened was ................" George told John P  all that had transpired. John P looked at George with disgust. " Man are you crazy!!  i cant do no gospel song bout no salad dressing." John P. exclaimed.  " But God gave me that song" said George.  "God aint gave you jack!!" shouted John P, " you betta get up out ah here before i get mother Jenkins and Ro an nem on you".  George was hurt and furious, he got up and stormed out of the M.O.M.'s office.  John P slammed the door behind him and said  " dont you bring yo little ol short, bald headed, funny walkin self back up in here no mo"  George had an idea to get his song sung on sunday morning, he talked to me and Bro. Brown.  Brown said "ooohh i like that idea............

[itsapeachworld]

so the Miracle Whip song became the church's theme song.  The saints went in something terrible!  Then, the name of the church was changed to Miracle Whip Temple Tabernacle of the Most High With the Shield of Faith and Sword of the Spirit Missionary Baptist Church of God in Christ by Faith in the Holy Ghost - Mayonnaise District 1...and then....

[sixstringpoet]

 

[silky]

so the Miracle Whip song became the church's theme song.  The saints went in something terrible!  Then, the name of the church was changed to Miracle Whip Temple Tabernacle of the Most High With the Shield of Faith and Sword of the Spirit Missionary Baptist Church of God in Christ by Faith in the Holy Ghost - Mayonnaise District 1...and then....

i, the one in my matrix style outfit,  decided to ask the pastor of Miracle Whip Temple Tabernacle of the Most High with the Shield of Faith and Sword of the Spirit Missionary Baptist Church of God in Christ by Faith in the Holy Ghost-Mayonnaise District 1,when did the name of the church get changed?  so he said,  i heard how George Jefferson got healed from that evil burrito with a jar of holy whip.  and the Lawd told me to rename my church.  so i said look at the Lawd; He works in mysterious ways.  so i ask the pastor if it would be alright if the choir song the new theme song "Give miracle whip a chance".  it went a little something like this......(que for someone to start writing lyrics to "Give miracle whip a chance") .....

[certify]

Give Miracle Whip A Chance


It's by far the very best
Passed Mayo in a national test
The public has made it's stance
Give miracle Whip a chance

Give it a chance just wait and see
the love of mayo will soon flee
Give it a chance and do your dance
Give ittt, Give itttt, Give ittt(modulate)

          a chaaaaaaaance

 The diretress turns to Pastor and sees the dejection on his face and burst out laughing saying, come on now, I know the choir is not the famous ones it's okay b/c our voices will get better with.....

[itsapeachworld]

a couple of spoonfuls of Miracle Whip, because it coats the throat.  See Pastor, it not only tastes good but it is a great aid for singers as well."

At that point, Donnie McClurkin got up from the audience and put a little "Praise and Worship Spin" on "Give Miracle Whip a Chance'....and the saints went in...then he hooped the saints silly!

[silky]

Give Miracle Whip A Chance


It's by far the very best
Passed Mayo in a national test
The public has made it's stance
Give miracle Whip a chance

Give it a chance just wait and see
the love of mayo will soon flee
Give it a chance and do your dance
Give ittt, Give itttt, Give ittt(modulate)

          a chaaaaaaaance

 The diretress turns to Pastor and sees the dejection on his face and burst out laughing saying, come on now, I know the choir is not the famous ones it's okay b/c our voices will get better with.....

take 5.... i like the lyrics...and action

[Doubles22]

I can't believe we're singing a song about miracle whip.

[itsapeachworld]

You can't believe????  You don't believe???  Man!  Miracle whip is so powerful that we have decided to substitute that nasty unleavened bread with MW during communion......see ya' at the table!

[silky]

we are going to have to pray for brother Doubles,  He does not believe in the power of the miracle whip.  Church, we have an unbeliever in the mist..... 

[allonesound]

we are going to have to pray for brother Doubles,  He does not believe in the power of the miracle whip.  Church, we have an unbeliever in the mist..... 

[certify]

we are going to have to pray for brother Doubles,  He does not believe in the power of the miracle whip.  Church, we have an unbeliever in the mist..... 

So we must try our best not to sing the song, just give Doubles a sandmich and see how he likes it. The room is silent and all eyes are on doubles. He's chewing, he's swallowing, he's licking his lips and now for the reaction of the crowd. HE LIKES IT, HE LIKES IT. the crowd goes wild and suddenly there comes a hush across the room as Doubles.....

[silky]

So we must try our best not to sing the song, just give Doubles a sandmich and see how he likes it. The room is silent and all eyes are on doubles. He's chewing, he's swallowing, he's licking his lips and now for the reaction of the crowd. HE LIKES IT, HE LIKES IT. the crowd goes wild and suddenly there comes a hush across the room as Doubles.....

takes a bite of the turkey, cheese, and miracle whip sandwich.  He starts to cry because he is being touched by the taste of the miracle whip.  It is so sweet and tangy that it makes him take off his hat and he screams "I SEE THE LIGHT".  He starts to run around the church and the organ starts to play and then the whole church starts to dance and shout.  Then I got jealous because I realized that I never got a chance to see the light because I never got my sandwich that I wanted every since the beginning of this story.  So I immediately.......

[certify]

takes a bite of the turkey, cheese, and miracle whip sandwich.  He starts to cry because he is being touched by the taste of the miracle whip.  It is so sweet and tangy that it makes him take off his hat and he screams "I SEE THE LIGHT".  He starts to run around the church and the organ starts to play and then the whole church starts to dance and shout.  Then I got jealous because I realized that I never got a chance to see the light because I never got my sandwich that I wanted every since the beginning of this story.  So I immediately.......

Fell to my knees and cried with a loud voice, Brutha please share and  help me out, please, i can't take it anymore,(shaking) just can't resist that tangy taste of the smooth creamy whip. The music stopped and all the people started to come near me, but Doubles came to my aid and....

[axeman1]

Fell to my knees and cried with a loud voice, Brutha please share and  help me out, please, i can't take it anymore,(shaking) just can't resist that tangy taste of the smooth creamy whip. The music stopped and all the people started to come near me, but Doubles came to my aid and....

laying his slippery hands on my head, he gently said "brutha, in order for you to accept the good things of 'Kraft Foods', you must first be willing to give some things up." He went on, "BRUTHA, in order to have the goodness of the 'miracle whip' down in yo' belly, you must cast out everything that is NOT of 'Kraft'."  That's when it happened, everything I had ever eaten that did not have the tangy goodness of MW slathered over it came out at that moment, all over brotha Doubles. He was stunned, he just looked at me and then shouted with a loud voice...........

[certify]

laying his slippery hands on my head, he gently said "brutha, in order for you to accept the good things of 'Kraft Foods', you must first be willing to give some things up." He went on, "BRUTHA, in order to have the goodness of the 'miracle whip' down in yo' belly, you must cast out everything that is NOT of 'Kraft'."  That's when it happened, everything I had ever eaten that did not have the tangy goodness of MW slathered over it came out at that moment, all over brotha Doubles. He was stunned, he just looked at me and then shouted with a loud voice...........

I see why you did this, I called you brutha and you are a sister. Please forgive me for I know not what I do. As he turns and walks off to clean himself, he says,"I should have just believed". Why must I suffer it alone? Where's Vt? i know he's here somewhere, come out you....

[phbrown]

The church staff quickly responds to start cleaning all the unclean food that was not of "Kraft". I continue to look around for VT but he is no where to be found. He must be back by the sound people. As I stride towards the sound booth out of the corner of my eye I see ...

[T-Block]

The church staff quickly responds to start cleaning all the unclean food that was not of "Kraft". I continue to look around for VT but he is no where to be found. He must be back by the sound people. As I stride towards the sound booth out of the corner of my eye I see ...

...RUE RUE!!!...