You've got a witness up in here!!
There is NOTHING fabulous about the ghetto......
except leaving it!!!! 
I left the ghetto. and moved to the country.
I dont know which is worse,
the sound of gunshots, or the sound of crickets
the smell of asphalt, or the smell of the slaughter houses that produce the famous virginia ham
walking to the corner store for lemon heads and sunflower seeds, walking 6.25 acres from one end of my yard to the other to get the water hose cause its 200 degrees outside
I dont know how I survived 2 and a half years. Tornadoes, hurricanes, tropical storms, wind, lightning that touches things, snakes, frogs, flying roaches...
Where is wayne Webb, he usually helps me when I am dealing with the issues!!!