Nope, dorks are sad. Being a dork is sad.
Case in point...
I wouldn't say all dorks are sad; you'd have to know all dorks. Now, it's possible that being a dork is sad; but, again, having never lived the life of a dork, I can't comment confidently about that. 
***Quickly ducks behind Sjon's wife***
Yeah, come get me now ninja. Oh,wait, thats right, you cant cuz you love her and you can't do anything about it.
Tiny
Yams