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Offline THE WOLFMAN

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #540 on: December 05, 2006, 11:27:47 AM »



"Well, Barn... that just ain't manly. Not manly at'tall!!"



haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #541 on: December 05, 2006, 11:28:06 AM »
LOL.....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #542 on: December 05, 2006, 12:04:35 PM »
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane person on LGM.

Then the Meds kick in.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #543 on: December 06, 2006, 01:39:16 AM »
Eyebrow arching is not acceptable.  If those joints meet, you trim and groom them the same way you shape up a mustache or a goatee.  You don't see a man waxing or plucking his chin or under his nose do you?  We do it the MAN way...with a razor or some electric shavers.  And the picture of dude's feet below...he needs more than some Tinactin.  That joker needs a sandblaster and a blowtorch.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #544 on: December 06, 2006, 07:34:32 AM »
DONT HATE ME BECUZ AHM FAH-BU-LUUSS....




"STRAHN-JAY, STAHN-JAY"....


He was the original Tyra Banks... I thought that 145 head looked familiar...  ::)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #545 on: December 06, 2006, 08:08:24 AM »
He was the original Tyra Banks... I thought that 145 head looked familiar...  ::)




That is wrong... LOL...... really, you need help

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #546 on: December 06, 2006, 09:02:06 AM »
That is wrong... LOL...... really, you need help

What???  :-\ :-\ :-\ ?/?

I knew, I knew that 145 head from somewhere...

I used to Love Rupaul... I even brought his CD... hehehe.... :D :D :D :D

He was the best dressed Man/Woman... I had ever seen... and wore it well...

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #547 on: December 06, 2006, 09:04:05 AM »
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.

I disagree armor bearers tie the Pastor or Bishop shoes all the time

Whoa, whoa there.

If my Bishop is preaching and I see his shoe lace is untied, I'll go up and tie it for him.

That gotsta be an exception.   :-\

See I gotta witness

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #548 on: December 06, 2006, 09:05:27 AM »
I disagree armor bearers tie the Pastor or Bishop shoes all the time


You're not a man! Unless, there's something you need to tell your husband.   :D


Go SADDOWN somewhere.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #549 on: December 06, 2006, 09:08:24 AM »

You're not a man! Unless, there's something you need to tell your husband.   :D


Go SADDOWN somewhere.

No but we women normally catch that a shoe is untied first and alert the men. I know I tell my husband when I catch it! ;D

AND NO BOO IM ALL WOMAN!!!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #550 on: December 06, 2006, 09:10:55 AM »
No but we women normally catch that a shoe is untied first and alert the men. I know I tell my husband when I catch it! ;D

Yea, my wife tells me and I tie his lace!  Ain't nothing wrong with that!  You don't want the man to trip and fall down the steps leading up to the pulpit!

AND NO BOO IM ALL WOMAN!!!

I bet.   ;)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #551 on: December 06, 2006, 09:29:03 AM »
Yea, my wife tells me and I tie his lace!  Ain't nothing wrong with that!  You don't want the man to trip and fall down the steps leading up to the pulpit!


Real bishops wear GATORS!

real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #552 on: December 06, 2006, 09:54:54 AM »

Real bishops wear GATORS!

real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now THAT was FUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #553 on: December 06, 2006, 10:01:30 AM »

Real bishops wear GATORS!

real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!



PWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #554 on: December 06, 2006, 10:02:12 AM »
Despite our communication technology, no invention is as effective as the sound of the human voice.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #555 on: December 06, 2006, 10:04:12 AM »

Yea, what he said.  ;D

Hubby aint complaining! ;D

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #556 on: December 06, 2006, 10:06:56 AM »
Hubby aint complaining! ;D


And, he betta not be either. You betta keep doin' yo' thang, or the MMB WILL come to save him.  ;D :D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #557 on: December 06, 2006, 10:08:26 AM »

Real bishops wear GATORS!

real GATORS aint got no laces, MANG!


Ain't that the truth! LOL!  ;D :D

And ya'll still comming up with Man Issues Laws.  LOL!  ;D

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #558 on: December 06, 2006, 10:13:18 AM »
Ain't that the truth! LOL!  ;D :D

And ya'll still comming up with Man Issues Laws.  LOL!  ;D


Puhlease, this coming from a member of a gender where if one woman brings another woman's man a drink, at a church function  ;), the first woman thinks the second woman is trying to steal her man.  ?/? ::)


True story.  :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #559 on: December 06, 2006, 10:14:39 AM »

And, he betta not be either. You betta keep doin' yo' thang, or the MMB WILL come to save him.  ;D :D ;D


As far as I know the MMB hasn't been alerted to any Mistreatment of a Man at that residence.



They're watching though.
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