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Offline Doubles22

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #600 on: December 07, 2006, 12:34:54 AM »
Y'all are on straight LUNCH BOX up in here. 

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #601 on: December 07, 2006, 06:37:50 AM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on December 06, 2006, 06:29:15 PM
  Great Ceasar's Ghost??????? LOL



Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 06, 2006, 05:16:56 PM

Great Ceasar's Ghost



First of all, who are you, a member of the old school JUSTICE LEAGUE??!  :o :D 




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Great Ceasar's Ghost, Great Ceasar's Ghost
He's chilly most, from Coast to Coast

Betcha can't remember where that's from??  ;)
 ;D :D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #602 on: December 07, 2006, 07:49:25 AM »
Attention ALL MMB Members...



I thought this was a Man Law list....

Not as the Drum kit turns.... :-\

Man Law....

Never assume that a woman cannot push a car in Neutral...
Lets just say that dude was on the floor literally....

I guess I dont know my own strunfff.... ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #603 on: December 07, 2006, 08:50:56 AM »
Man Law:

Man bags are not the IT things...backpacks, briefcases, messenger bags are the standard.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #604 on: December 07, 2006, 09:38:39 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on December 07, 2006, 06:37:50 AM


First of all, who are you, a member of the old school JUSTICE LEAGUE??!  :o :D 




*singing*

Great Ceasar's Ghost, Great Ceasar's Ghost
He's chilly most, from Coast to Coast

Betcha can't remember where that's from??  ;)
 ;D :D ;D



Nah, ya got me on that one....
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #605 on: December 07, 2006, 09:40:17 AM »
MANLAW!!!!


Little girls play with dolls; little boys play with ACTION FIGURES!!!!   ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #606 on: December 07, 2006, 09:49:36 AM »


Nah, ya got me on that one....
Quote from: sjonathan02 on December 07, 2006, 09:40:17 AM
MANLAW!!!!


Little girls play with dolls; little boys play with ACTION FIGURES!!!!   ;)

(unison both hands, all drawbars out)
Bb, Db, Eb, Db (Eb grace note)F
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #607 on: December 07, 2006, 10:06:39 AM »
Ya'll know ya'll play with toys!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #608 on: December 07, 2006, 10:08:58 AM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on December 07, 2006, 10:06:39 AM
Ya'll know ya'll play with toys!

Never said we didn't.  ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #609 on: December 07, 2006, 11:31:08 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on December 07, 2006, 09:40:17 AM
MANLAW!!!!


Little girls play with dolls; little boys play with ACTION FIGURES!!!!   ;)

What about Lara Croft???
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #610 on: December 07, 2006, 11:35:52 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on December 07, 2006, 11:31:08 AM
What about Lara Croft???

uhm,.......how big is the doll?

I'm just asking cuz a friend of mine, well, yeah, him.....uh, yeah......was just askin'....im sayin.....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #611 on: December 07, 2006, 11:39:42 AM »
Article 232 Section 68.51

"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonafied, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."

MAN-LAW
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #612 on: December 07, 2006, 11:42:01 AM »
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on December 07, 2006, 11:39:42 AM
Article 232 Section 68.51

"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonified, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."

MAN-LAW

Stamped and Approved.

Man Law:

If you are a male nurse, thou shall not offer to give a male patient a sponge bath.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #613 on: December 07, 2006, 11:50:36 AM »
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on December 07, 2006, 11:39:42 AM
Article 232 Section 68.51

"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonafied, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."

MAN-LAW

Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #614 on: December 07, 2006, 12:19:51 PM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 07, 2006, 11:50:36 AM
Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.

hahahahaha

............dainty........
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #615 on: December 07, 2006, 12:27:56 PM »
Man Law: division:MEDICAL

If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.

ALSO......You shall keep thy face rigid as STONE during said examination. There shall be no smiling of any sort. If the doctor is a MANLAW adherant, he shall be permitted to give you a backhand.



Dainty staff addendum rules apply.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #616 on: December 07, 2006, 12:38:56 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 07, 2006, 12:27:56 PM
Man Law: division:MEDICAL

If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.

WOW!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #617 on: December 07, 2006, 12:48:38 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 07, 2006, 12:27:56 PM
Man Law: division:MEDICAL

If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.

ALSO......You shall keep thy face rigid as STONE during said examination. There shall be no smiling of any sort. If the doctor is a MANLAW adherant, he shall be permitted to give you a backhand.



Dainty staff addendum rules apply.

ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
He said no smiling... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #618 on: December 07, 2006, 10:08:24 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 07, 2006, 12:27:56 PM
Man Law: division:MEDICAL

If you are at the doctor's office, and asked to *ahem* "cough".... (yall kno what I mean..) If this examination lasts more than 10 seconds, you shall be permitted to kick said doctor.

ALSO......You shall keep thy face rigid as STONE during said examination. There shall be no smiling of any sort. If the doctor is a MANLAW adherant, he shall be permitted to give you a backhand.



Dainty staff addendum rules apply.

HERE - HERE
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #619 on: December 07, 2006, 11:17:02 PM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 07, 2006, 11:50:36 AM
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on December 07, 2006, 11:39:42 AM
Article 232 Section 68.51

"No man shall take another man's temperature unless he's a bonafied, certified nurse (smock and name tag included)."

MAN-LAW
Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.

Critical Ammendment: All temperature probes shall be ORAL!!!
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