Man Laws

[Gibby]

Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.


Critical Ammendment: All temperature probes shall be ORAL!!!

I 2nd that!!

[THE WOLFMAN]

Ammendment: If the male nurse appears......dainty, the male patient should request a female nurse.


Critical Ammendment: All temperature probes shall be ORAL!!!

I'll drink to that.......

Aint nuthin manly about a thermometer up.......well, yeah....


Addendum:

The only er, 'probes' permissable shal be colonics. They are necessary for Man Wellness.

However, Dainty rules still apply.

[uniquepraise]

[TheVeteran]

Looks like:

[nessalynn77]

Looks like:

Ha, you're right!


On another note:  Y'all know they've gone hi-tech and all they need to do for a temp now is stick that gun in your ear.  You guys aren't sensitive about your ears, are you?

[THE WOLFMAN]

Ha, you're right!


On another note:  Y'all know they've gone hi-tech and all they need to do for a temp now is stick that gun in your ear.  You guys aren't sensitive about your ears, are you?

We sensitive about anybody, sticking anything, into any of our orifices..

[sjonathan02]

We sensitive about anybody, sticking anything, into any of our orifices..

A TO DA  MEN!!!!!

[csedwards2]

MAN LAW: No man, barbers included, shall be so close to another mans face that his breath can be felt, especially near the ears. Barbers ought to cut with their arms extended.

[THE WOLFMAN]

A TO DA  MEN!!!!!

This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.






"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"



women folk, please take note.

as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .

[LyricTenor]

This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.






"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"



women folk, please take note.

as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .

 

Dead Wrong!!!!

[THE WOLFMAN]

MANLAW DISCLAIMER:

THIS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE THE PERMITTING OF STRIKING A WOMAN:

(i'm sayin doh, she shouldn'ta tried ta violate....)

lemme put that out there before mamaT get me...

[sjonathan02]

MANLAW DISCLAIMER:

THIS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE THE PERMITTING OF STRIKING A WOMAN:

(i'm sayin doh, she shouldn'ta tried ta violate....)

lemme put that out there before mamaT get me...

it's still too funny!!

[blessedhands80]

This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.






"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"



women folk, please take note.

as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .

Dang it Walker...

[uniquepraise]

Dang it Walker...

Dont touch Walkers wheels! lol

[TheVeteran]

This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.






"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"



women folk, please take note.

as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .

[malthumb]

This is what happens when a woman tries to violate the 'no orifice' MANLAW.






"NO, I AINT DOIN THAT, I AINT DONE THAT, I AINT GO NO INTENTION OF DOIN THAT. NOW SADDOWN"



women folk, please take note.

as well as those that are, um, "dainty" .

She was apparently violatin' the Radio Manlaw

[TheVeteran]

She was apparently violatin' the Radio Manlaw

Good observation.

It still doesn't justify that mean backhand but....well....I understand.

[Doubles22]

That was completely innocent.  All that happened was Walker was about to get hyped to whatever song was playing on the radio.  And as he began to pump his fist, ol' girl simply got in the way.

[malthumb]

Proposal for MAnlaw.......

MANLAW: 
When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons.  NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener.  We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set.  Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.

MANLAW?

[sjonathan02]

Proposal for MAnlaw.......

MANLAW: 
When discribing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons.  NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener.  We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set.  Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.

MANLAW?

MANLAW!!!!!!