Man Laws

[BBoy]

This is getting too funny.

LOL

Be Blessed, everyone 

[nessalynn77]

So is it safe to say the brothas are finished?   

Or is this just Volume One? 

[SisterT]

Proposal for MAnlaw.......

MANLAW: 
When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons.  NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener.  We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set.  Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.

MANLAW?

Well that's just peachy!! 

[TheVeteran]

Well that's just peachy!! 

Here we go again.

MAN LAW: 

What's up with the straws guys?

Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup.  No straws!

.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something.   

[sjonathan02]

Here we go again.

MAN LAW: 

What's up with the straws guys?

Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup.  No straws!

.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something.   

I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!

[Gibby]

I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!

why we can't drink outta cans? 

[THE WOLFMAN]

I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!

Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.



dont be usin those "dainty"ones..

[sjonathan02]

Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.



dont be usin those "dainty"ones..

I can deal with that. BTW, what kind of cup are we talking about? I mean, I'm not drinking out of the cup from the McDonald's drive thru! 

[nessalynn77]

Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.



dont be usin those "dainty"ones..

Also known as coffee stirrers?

[elio]

Proposal for MAnlaw.......

MANLAW: 
When describing the color of something to a MAN you must base the description on a color that exists in a standard set of Crayola crayons.  NOT the 64 crayon set with the built-in crayon sharpener.  We're talking the 8 crayon set (red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-brown-black) or on a good day, you may refer to the 16 crayon set.  Please avoid using terms like muave, taupe, and fuchia UNLESS you have first identified it as being related to one of the 8 basic colors.

MANLAW?

You killing me dude! MANLAW!

[T-Block]

Here we go again.

MAN LAW: 

What's up with the straws guys?

Drink directly out of the Can/bottle/cup.  No straws!

.....unless you don't want to smudge your LIPSTICK or something.   

I think it's safe to say this:   MAN LAW DENIED !!!

[THE WOLFMAN]

I don't drink out of da can, if at all possible. Saw a PBS special about it, wasn't pretty!!

Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.



dont be usin those "dainty"ones..

[flojo4jc]

Ok, then use a big MANLY straw.



dont be usin those "dainty"ones..

didn't you say that already? 

[Nakia518]

MAN LAW:

If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....

And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!!!


I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
 

[TheVeteran]

MAN LAW:

If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....

And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!!!


I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
 

Addendum:

It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.

[TheVeteran]

Addendum:

It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.

Style points people.  Style points.    

[THE WOLFMAN]

MAN LAW:

If you are ever to throw a punch at someone and its a rounder and looks like a slap... You man card should be pulled....

And you will forever be referred to as CA SUCKA PUNCH!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!!!


I be Crackin Myself UP!!!!!!!!!!
 

Ok, i think i can get with this one....


MAN PUNCHES ARE TO BE DIRECT, WITH A FORWARD JAB/THRUST MOVEMENT.

ANY ATTACKS THAT ARE "SWUNG" WILL BE DEEMED SUSPECT.

EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE ARE ANY ROUNDHOUSE KICK COMBINATION BY JET LI.

[THE WOLFMAN]

Addendum:

It's not acceptable to slap, but you can yell I'm Rick James!!! while slapping someone for extra emphasis.

The Rick James Slap is best delivered with a back hand. You may employ the "mack" technique developed by "Priest"


please note the recipent of said backhand.


More effective if you have razor sideburns.

[vtguy84]

The Rick James Slap is best delivered with a back hand. You may employ the "mack" technique developed by "Priest"


please note the recipent of said backhand.


More effective if you have razor sideburns.

WOW!!!! LOL!!!!

[TheVeteran]

Ok, i think i can get with this one....


MAN PUNCHES ARE TO BE DIRECT, WITH A FORWARD JAB/THRUST MOVEMENT.

ANY ATTACKS THAT ARE "SWUNG" WILL BE DEEMED SUSPECT.

EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULE ARE ANY ROUNDHOUSE KICK COMBINATION BY JET LI.

It's all about the hand! 

Open hand: slap

Closed hand: punch.

A hook is swung!  (and VERY effective)

Yea, slaps are DEFINITELY suspect.

I should note: any punches, kicks etc directed at a WOMAN must be investigated.  If found guilty, you'll be labelled a word far to spicy for a Christian Website.

Hittin' women: It just ain't Manly.