Topic: Man Laws (Read 138740 times)

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #660 on:** December 18, 2006, 03:51:23 PM »

Quote from: TheVeteran on December 18, 2006, 03:42:05 PM

I should note: any punches, kicks etc directed at a WOMAN must be investigated. If found guilty, you'll be labelled a word far to spicy for a Christian Website.

Hittin' women: It just ain't Manly.

yeh> well, if she look like THIS

you tell me...

B_XALTED · « **Reply #661 on:** December 18, 2006, 04:08:25 PM »

All I gotta say is.....

Dont make a black woman take off her ear rings...

TheVeteran · « **Reply #662 on:** December 18, 2006, 04:15:36 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 18, 2006, 03:51:23 PM

yeh> well, if she look like THIS

you tell me...

Christ.....If she swings first, Pull a Melo'.......Hit 'n' Run!

Then say you ran because you don't want to hurt a woman.

fretai03 · « **Reply #663 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:18:02 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 18, 2006, 03:51:23 PM

yeh> well, if she look like THIS

you tell me...

She needs to have her WOMAN card rechecked & have her application for the MAN card promptly assessed... or atleast given serious consideration. Serious.

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #664 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:44:31 PM »

Mebbe she could write some MANLAWS....

malthumb · « **Reply #665 on:** December 19, 2006, 10:41:40 PM »

MANLAW

Just Say

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Doubles22 · « **Reply #666 on:** December 20, 2006, 04:07:45 AM »

Don't hit women...but don't let a woman whoop your butt. Self defense is necessary regardless of gender. If attacked by a woman swinging her hands, feet, or purse, simply block the blows and remove yourself from the situation. Avoid striking back with any offensive blows.

FLIP THE SCRIPT!

In the heat of a life-and-death situation, and in order to avoid being stabbed, it is perfectly okay for a man to toss a charging, knife-wielding woman down a flight of stairs. If a flight of stairs is not readily available, guiding her face-first into a brick wall at a rapid velocity is also acceptable.

MAN LAW!!!!!

Nakia518 · « **Reply #667 on:** December 20, 2006, 07:56:27 AM »

Quote from: Doubles22 on December 20, 2006, 04:07:45 AM

Don't hit women...but don't let a woman whoop your butt. Self defense is necessary regardless of gender. If attacked by a woman swinging her hands, feet, or purse, simply block the blows and remove yourself from the situation. Avoid striking back with any offensive blows.

FLIP THE SCRIPT!

In the heat of a life-and-death situation, and in order to avoid being stabbed, it is perfectly okay for a man to toss a charging, knife-wielding woman down a flight of stairs. If a flight of stairs is not readily available, guiding her face-first into a brick wall at a rapid velocity is also acceptable.

MAN LAW!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.... OH THE VISUAL!!!!!!
I can just see you telling the cops... Officer, she was running towards the wall I just guided her there...
OMG!!!!!! My stomach is hurting behind that one....

Doubles22 · « **Reply #668 on:** December 20, 2006, 10:26:21 AM »

Easy story. I didn't cause those bruises and that broken nose. She came at me with a knife and I had to exercise the Man Law of survival. When she hit the wall face-first, her hair shot out in all directions. Her nose is crooked now and they're still trying to find her right eye. Hey, I could have done the Harlem Nights thing and shot off her pinky toe. But that action is not protected by the LGM league of Man Laws.

TheVeteran · « **Reply #669 on:** December 20, 2006, 10:49:49 AM »

Quote from: Doubles22 on December 20, 2006, 10:26:21 AM

Easy story. I didn't cause those bruises and that broken nose. She came at me with a knife and I had to exercise the Man Law of survival. When she hit the wall face-first, her hair shot out in all directions. Her nose is crooked now and they're still trying to find her right eye. Hey, I could have done the Harlem Nights thing and shot off her pinky toe. But that action is not protected by the LGM league of Man Laws.