LGM Laws --- Helping out with etiquette.

[uniquepraise]

Thou shalt not try to prove how anointed and deep you are, what's in you will come out and it will be evident even on the internet. 


If GOD has given you something to post, don't look for responses from MAN to validate what you said. 
If GOD hasn't given it to you and you are posting it to make an impression on the LGM masses, rest-assured, folks will discern that, too.

AMAN SISTA!!!

[playhear]

Thou shalt not have an avatar of your significant other alone.

If you break that law, thou shalt not get mad if someone thinks the person in said avatar is you.

[vtguy84]

AGREED! LGM LAW!! 

You know what the Bible says about two or three agreeing....

Martha and Karen said it best.....'He is Heeeeerrrreee.  God is heeeeereeee' 

[fretai03]

This one for the Newbies:

Thou shalt not attempt to gain a rep by bashing Vets on this site.

If you have 20 posts, then keep posting and be a blessing.  If you see some of us crack jokes on others, it's because we know each other like that.  At LEAST wait till you have a few hundred posts. 

Respect is EARNED.  Not GIVEN.

The established saints on this sight are respected because they give input and opinions day-in and day-out.

If you have under a hundred posts to your name, don't start something with someone who has 2, 3, or *ahem* 7 thousand posts to their name.  That's a bad first impression.   

Looks like newbies have been getting loose in the drum room too
http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php/topic,36530.0.html

You both must have read my mind.

[T-Block]

These are some good laws, keep 'em coming.  I might have a couple, but yall can decide if it should be a law or not:

Thou shalt post topics in the correct forum.  No requests for piano chords in the Drummer's forum, no requests for bass tabs in the Piano forum, etc.

Thou shalt not ask for help with chords unless you really want/need it.  You don't want/need help if you haven't tried to play the song yourself first, you just want a hand-out.

[Nakia518]

[size=02pt]Keys
Nakia
VT
MamaT
Veteran
Doubles
BBoy
[size=02pt]Beatboxers..... The list goes on and on...

How he get on the Bus??!!

[Nakia518]

Thou shalt not try to prove how anointed and deep you are, what's in you will come out and it will be evident even on the internet. 


If GOD has given you something to post, don't look for responses from MAN to validate what you said. 
If GOD hasn't given it to you and you are posting it to make an impression on the LGM masses, rest-assured, folks will discern that, too.

SPEAK DA TROOF!!!!!!!!

But I will still bump up my post for 2 years ago if I wont to....

[TheVeteran]

Thou shalt not have an avatar of your significant other alone.

If you disobey that law, thou shalt not get mad if someone thinks the person in said avatar is you.

AAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!

sorry Iamworship

[TheVeteran]

These are some good laws, keep 'em coming.  I might have a couple, but yall can decide if it should be a law or not:

Thou shalt post topics in the correct forum.  No requests for piano chords in the Drummer's forum, no requests for bass tabs in the Piano forum, etc.

Thou shalt not ask for help with chords unless you really want/need it.  You don't want/need help if you haven't tried to play the song yourself first, you just want a hand-out.

And when you post a request for chords, and somebody gives you the chords,

COME BACK AND SAY THANK YOU FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!

[THE WOLFMAN]

ok, here's one.


Thou shalt not knock another's church, or denomination, just because you dont agree with them.

Unless that denomination worships a head of lettuce.....













Does this mean I cant ask for the Isley Bros. "In between da sheets" chords?

shoot..

[TheVeteran]

ok, here's one.


Thou shalt not knock another's church, or denomination, just because you dont agree with them.

Unless that denomination worships a head of lettuce.....


Does this mean I cant ask for the Isley Bros. "In between da sheets" chords?

shoot..

I like the avatar.  Hadoken!

[THE WOLFMAN]

I like the avatar.  Hadoken!

 

[TheVeteran]

Awesome.

[4hisglory]

Don't ask members if they are "Living the Life" (a growing problem).

[TheVeteran]

Don't ask members if they are "Living the Life" (a growing problem).

[insert joke referring to "The best HIJACKED thread- formerly Minister molestings boy ya-da, ya-da, ya-da" thread Here]

[vtguy84]

Don't ask members if they are "Living the Life" (a growing problem).

A-men.

[changedman]

I went to a church last year where the youth choir was singing 'Jesus Walks' 

By the rapper dude?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's worse than Doubles doing the Laffy Taffy with the Youth Choir at LGM!!!

Please tell me that was only said as a JOKE!!  This could NOT have happened!


My musician and I went to a Youth Day program (I think I posted this...not sure)....where the Youth Choir came in on "It's Going Down".  In fact, that was their theme for Youth Day.

Meet me at the altar....IT'S GOING DOWN!
Meet me in the choirstand....IT'S GOING DOWN!
Meet me in the pulpit....IT'S GOING DOWN!
Any way you praise Him, guaranteed to go down!

They wore jeans and t-shirts with shades.  It was at that very moment that I realized...things in church that supposedly appeal to the young people are not that appealing to me...therefore, I AM OFFICALLY OLD!!!

[T-Block]

Does this mean I cant ask for the Isley Bros. "In between da sheets" chords?

shoot..

You can ask for them, but you probably won't get them, unless u come to me.  I'll give u the chords to that song, but it will have to be by PM!

[vtguy84]

You can ask for them, but you probably won't get them, unless u come to me.  I'll give u the chords to that song, but it will have to be by PM!

According to others, that's heathenish!

[Doubles22]

Upon your very first post you are subject to be clowned by the LGM "Short Bus Crew". Do not take offense, they can't help themselves. Who's on the short bus crew?----anyone that clowns you (except SisterT - she's the only sane & serious one here).

Bottom line, Thou shalt have a sense of humor. Sensitivity has no place here. 

Okay, a brotha has been out of pocket for a few days.  Can anyone let me know when the lightning struck after this statement was uttered?