Okay, so I've been Knighted as Sir Doubles, President of the Short Bus Crew. However, our overseer is some "T" lady that doesn't know who she is half the time but somehow claims to be sane. She will beat you with a switch though.
All you newbies...don't mind me. I'm not crazy. I'm just working it out. I've had all my shots. My shoes fit. All of my teeth are in tact. We're just working on that little brain cell issue.