We have checked the baptist now let's get the COGIC's

[Furious Styles]

You know you are COGIC when service starts at 7pm but you don't get out until 2 a.m.

You know you are COGIC when the little childrens choir is call a sunshine band.

You know you are COGIC when the preacher asks for someone to participate in "read on" but interrupts after every 5th or 6th word to make a point..

You know you are COGIC if you own more than 3 tamborines...

You know you are COGIC if you are allowed to speak in church as a Missionary but not as an elder or preacher.

You know you are COGIC if you have to tarry 3 hours for the holy spirit.

You know you are COGIC if you argue who's the best singer out of the Clark Sisters.

You know you are COGIC if you only tip the courtesy driver 1 dollar and you have at least 2K in your wallet.

You know you are COGIC when you feel out of place at the Midnight musical because your hair isn't done, lack a fur coat, and you're not on the program to sing that night..

You know you are COGIC if you got cassette tapes from the 70's with Mattie Moss Clark doing a choir workshop..

You know you are a COGIC if you think Baptist are the only ones who sin and think they still going to heaven..

You know you are COGIC when the name of your church is your Pastor's last name..

I got plenty... Sound off Baptist..

[Doubles22]

You know you are COGIC when service starts at 7pm but you don't get out until 2 a.m.

You know you are COGIC when the little childrens choir is call a sunshine band.

You know you are COGIC when the preacher asks for someone to participate in "read on" but interrupts after every 5th or 6th word to make a point..

You know you are COGIC if you own more than 3 tamborines...

You know you are COGIC if you are allowed to speak in church as a Missionary but not as an elder or preacher.

You know you are COGIC if you have to tarry 3 hours for the holy spirit.

You know you are COGIC if you argue who's the best singer out of the Clark Sisters.

You know you are COGIC if you only tip the courtesy driver 1 dollar and you have at least 2K in your wallet.

You know you are COGIC when you feel out of place at the Midnight musical because your hair isn't done, lack a fur coat, and you're not on the program to sing that night..

You know you are COGIC if you got cassette tapes from the 70's with Mattie Moss Clark doing a choir workshop..

You know you are a COGIC if you think Baptist are the only ones who sin and think they still going to heaven..

You know you are COGIC when the name of your church is your Pastor's last name..

I got plenty... Sound off Baptist..

One of these tambourines is a special one that's kept in a box with a cloth over it.  It also has a face or some design printed on it and is only used during your favorite special shoutin' song.   

Okay, I'm done with this thread.  Let me get out of here before I get this thing locked...

[Furious Styles]

You know you are cogic when you posted jokes about the baptist but you want post in this thread because you are offended...

[B_XALTED]

One of these tambourines is a special one that's kept in a box with a cloth over it.  It also has a face or some design printed on it and is only used during your favorite special shoutin' song.  

Okay, I'm done with this thread.  Let me get out of here before I get this thing locked...

LOL...

[nessalynn77]

Those are pretty good.  Actually, I didn't post in the Baptist thread because I'm not Baptist -- it's usually funny for people to poke fun of their own, but somehow unfunny when other folks from the outside do it.

The picture tambourine dealers make a killin' at the Holy Convocation.  I used to have the "praying hands" before I started playing drums.

[B_XALTED]

Those are pretty good.  Actually, I didn't post in the Baptist thread because I'm not Baptist -- it's usually funny for people to poke fun of their own, but somehow unfunny when other folks from the outside do it.

The picture tambourine dealers make a killin' at the Holy Convocation.  I used to have the "praying hands" before I started playing drums.

Yo.... you play the drums all the time now?

[nessalynn77]

Yo.... you play the drums all the time now?

Naw, I got moved to the organ.  Every once in a while when there's an organist I get to go back to the drums for a minute. 

[Redy2bUsed]

All these years....I had no idea that I was C.O.G.I.C. ...........thanks for opening up my eyes.....LOL.

[Loopy]

You know you are COGIC if someone starts singin "Yes Lord" in church and you automatically stand and lift your hands.

[B_XALTED]

You know you are COGIC if someone starts singin "Yes Lord" in church and you automatically stand and lift your hands.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[bishop2]

You know you are COGIC if someone starts singin "Yes Lord" in church and you automatically stand and lift your hands.

Or if on the second round of it, and they sing Have Your Way, everyone starts clapping...

[thatsmeonthemike]

You know you are COGIC when service starts at 7pm but you don't get out until 2 a.m.

You know you are COGIC when the little childrens choir is call a sunshine band.

You know you are COGIC when the preacher asks for someone to participate in "read on" but interrupts after every 5th or 6th word to make a point..

You know you are COGIC if you own more than 3 tamborines...

You know you are COGIC if you are allowed to speak in church as a Missionary but not as an elder or preacher.

You know you are COGIC if you have to tarry 3 hours for the holy spirit.

You know you are COGIC if you argue who's the best singer out of the Clark Sisters.

You know you are COGIC if you only tip the courtesy driver 1 dollar and you have at least 2K in your wallet.

You know you are COGIC when you feel out of place at the Midnight musical because your hair isn't done, lack a fur coat, and you're not on the program to sing that night..

You know you are COGIC if you got cassette tapes from the 70's with Mattie Moss Clark doing a choir workshop..

You know you are a COGIC if you think Baptist are the only ones who sin and think they still going to heaven..

You know you are COGIC when the name of your church is your Pastor's last name..

I got plenty... Sound off Baptist..

LOL, that's true, about the Clark Sisters.  My COGIC friends will go on an on about the Clark Sisters. 

[baptistchurchman]

You know you are C.O.G.I.C when the Pastor reads the scripture of the message he plans to preach from and then as he's reading people just start shouting and Holy Ghost dancing and the pastor doesn't get to preach that Sunday.

[iamworship2006]

U know you are COGIC if every SERVICE has to end in a shout in order for you to feel like you had church1

[nessalynn77]

LOL, that's true, about the Clark Sisters.  My COGIC friends will go on an on about the Clark Sisters. 

The correct answer is Dorinda.

[ReddGirl]

All in fun..

You know you are COGIC when you have on a sharp suit with flat shoes

when you wear a fur during Convocation and it is 75 degrees outside

if you are over 40 and everyone calls you Mother So and So

when your nails are done with pretty designs but you have on NO makeup

when you know every gospel artist that is COGIC and you are "friends" with them

when your Father is an Elder (why does it seem like every COGIC person I know their father is an ELDER)

when you come to Memphis during convocation you instantly pack Perkins, Picadilly's and KFC

[baptistchurchman]

All in fun..

You know you are COGIC when you have on a sharp suit with flat shoes

when you wear a fur during Convocation and it is 75 degrees outside

if you are over 40 and everyone calls you Mother So and So

when your nails are done with pretty designs but you have on NO makeup

when you know every gospel artist that is COGIC and you are "friends" with them

when your Father is an Elder (why does it seem like every COGIC person I know their father is an ELDER)

when you come to Memphis during convocation you instantly pack Perkins, Picadilly's and KFC

And Ryans for God sake!!!!
I wanna eat too!!!!!!!! LOL!!!.>.

[temejo1]

All in fun..

when your Father is an Elder (why does it seem like every COGIC person I know their father is an ELDER)

Actually, mine is a District Superintendent! LOL

[ReddGirl]

Actually, mine is a District Superintendent! LOL

See! LOL

[Furious Styles]

You know you are COGIC when you stay with people during the convocation in Memphis you don't know.

You know you are COGIC when you think that Kim Burrell should do an album with the Clark Sisters.

You know you are COGIC when they won't lay hands on you unless they make a cross on your forehead with that annointing oil!!

You know you are COGIC when you say he can sho' preach for a baptist!!

You know you are COGIC when there is a 100 dollar line 50 dollar line and a 25 dollar line.

You know you are COGIC when you sing a song before you testify..

You know you are COGIC when you speak in tongues while the shoutin music is going on.

You know you are COGIC when you have to attend YPWW before Sunday night service.

You know you are COGIC when they won't let you sing in the choir because you are a bass or baritone.

You know you are COGIC when you have to wash other people's crusty feet during a feet washing service..

You know you are COGIC when they sell fried fish dinners after church..