You know you are COGIC when service starts at 7pm but you don't get out until 2 a.m.
You know you are COGIC when the little childrens choir is call a sunshine band.
You know you are COGIC when the preacher asks for someone to participate in "read on" but interrupts after every 5th or 6th word to make a point..
You know you are COGIC if you own more than 3 tamborines...
You know you are COGIC if you are allowed to speak in church as a Missionary but not as an elder or preacher.
You know you are COGIC if you have to tarry 3 hours for the holy spirit.
You know you are COGIC if you argue who's the best singer out of the Clark Sisters.
You know you are COGIC if you only tip the courtesy driver 1 dollar and you have at least 2K in your wallet.
You know you are COGIC when you feel out of place at the Midnight musical because your hair isn't done, lack a fur coat, and you're not on the program to sing that night..
You know you are COGIC if you got cassette tapes from the 70's with Mattie Moss Clark doing a choir workshop..
You know you are a COGIC if you think Baptist are the only ones who sin and think they still going to heaven..
You know you are COGIC when the name of your church is your Pastor's last name..
I got plenty... Sound off Baptist..
