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Offline sjonathan02

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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2007, 01:24:49 PM »
Quote from: J31 on March 26, 2007, 01:20:28 PM
How in the name of Jehosephat would Moses and Abraham beat KOBE with those slip and slide busted toe sandals on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::) ;D


Because he'd be wearing them too. Now, go somewhere and saddown and, for the love of the Lord, STOP slurping Kobe.
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2007, 01:30:01 PM »
I can see it now

Kobe comes down pops the 3 on Abraham

On the next posession Kobe drives the lane but Moses pulls out his rod and trips Kobe!

Moses gets called for the flagrant.

Kobe jumps up and before he knows it. Out of the stands comes Abrahams many son's..... and many sons had father abraham...ok back to the story ;D

Kobe goes to the line, sinks the free throws.

God (The Commissioner) fines Moses and now he can't enter the promise land ESPN reports that the penalty was " because God did not tell him to trip Kobe with the rod he said to bat the ball out of the air with it!"


AND that is how it would go down! :o :o :o :P :P
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2007, 01:31:22 PM »
Quote from: J31 on March 26, 2007, 01:30:01 PM
I can see it now

Kobe comes down pops the 3 on Abraham

On the next posession Kobe drives the lane but Moses pulls out his rod and trips Kobe!

Moses gets called for the flagrant.

Kobe jumps up and before he knows it. Out of the stands comes Abrahams many son's..... and many sons had father abraham...ok back to the story ;D

Kobe goes to the line, sinks the free throws.

God (The Commissioner) fines Moses and now he can't enter the promise land ESPN reports that the penalty was " because God did not tell him to trip Kobe with the rod he said to bat the ball out of the air with it!"


AND that is how it would go down! :o :o :o :P :P


Are you planning on asking your wife to have Kobe's next kid?  ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2007, 01:34:22 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on March 26, 2007, 01:31:22 PM

Are you planning on asking your wife to have Kobe's next kid?  ;D :D ;D :D ;D

No just that he be name KOBE!!!

What up man!! ;) ;D
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2007, 01:35:55 PM »
Quote from: J31 on March 26, 2007, 01:34:22 PM
No just that he be name KOBE!!!

What up man!! ;) ;D


Nuttin'! Chillin'! Folks been askin' about ya, man! Good to see ya!!  ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2007, 01:38:42 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on March 26, 2007, 01:35:55 PM

Nuttin'! Chillin'! Folks been askin' about ya, man! Good to see ya!!  ;D :D ;D :D

Blessed and busy but still blessed.

I'm on to something new now. Like KOBE ( go figure) I'm working on my imagine ........matching it up to God's that is.  ;)
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2007, 01:42:17 PM »
Quote from: J31 on March 26, 2007, 01:38:42 PM
Blessed and busy but still blessed.

I'm on to something new now. Like KOBE ( go figure) I'm working on my imagine ........matching it up to God's that is.  ;)


Too bad Kobe couldn't take that approach.  ;)  ;D
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2007, 02:31:18 PM »
Well, who CAN'T score 50 and 60 points against defenseless teams like Memphis, Golden State, and last year's Toronto (the 81-point game)?

Check the point totals against teams like San Antonio and Detroit.

Great scorer?  YES!

Great player?  Not even close!

Quote from: sjonathan02 on March 26, 2007, 01:24:49 PM

Because he'd be wearing them too. Now, go somewhere and saddown and, for the love of the Lord, STOP slurping Kobe.

You didn't tell him to stop slurping, did you?  :o ::) ;D :D ;D  LOL!
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2007, 09:05:23 AM »
Quote from: J31 on March 26, 2007, 01:06:50 PM
HEY You lack hair but that does not make you a great husband to be does it??? ;D :P

IF kobe was really perfect he would be shooting hoops with Jesus putting a hurting on Moses & Abraham ;D


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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2007, 09:07:09 AM »
A brotha has an asthma attack, goes to the Hospital, and has Newbies runnin wild when he gets back!

 :-\  ::)
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2007, 09:19:24 AM »
Quote from: Rjthakid on March 28, 2007, 09:07:09 AM
A brotha has an asthma attack, goes to the Hospital, and has Newbies runnin wild when he gets back!

 :-\  ::)


Glad to see ya. Hope you're feeling better.
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Re: I wish Somebody would.....
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2007, 11:09:31 AM »
Quote from: Rjthakid on March 28, 2007, 09:07:09 AM
A brotha has an asthma attack, goes to the Hospital, and has Newbies runnin wild when he gets back!

 :-\  ::)
I was wondering where you were.  Glad all is well. 
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