Topic: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread (Read 9705 times)

Gibby · « **Reply #60 on:** October 10, 2007, 02:10:59 PM »

here's one:

Guy: hey ma how you doin'?

Girl: fine..

Guy: I know you fine, but how you doin'?

T-Block · « **Reply #61 on:** October 10, 2007, 03:16:18 PM »

Hi, i'm a studying to be a gynocologist, may I practice on you?

Ummm, excuse me miss, one of your boobs seems to be out of place, may I fix it for you?

If size doesn't matter, I'm the right guy for you baby.

Ramar · « **Reply #62 on:** October 10, 2007, 05:04:41 PM »

Yo clothes look a bit tight baby.... Why don'tcha do like Vicki Winans and shake yo'self loose!!!!

changedman · « **Reply #63 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:31:47 PM »

Shake yourself loose? Gotta use that!

2KlubKlarity · « **Reply #64 on:** October 15, 2007, 08:47:51 AM »

This was used on my recently after having dinner with a young man. We are standing outside his car, all is going well...then he heads downhill with the following.

Him: "So yeah, you like my truck?"
Me: "Oh yeah it is niiiice. I like the color."
Him: "Oh really...you see it has tinted windows."
Me: "Yeah..."
Him: "Well, you know people can't really see in."
Me: <thinking to myself..."DUH">
Him: "Would you like a tour?" AND THIS DUDE PROCEEDED TO GIVE ME A TOUR OF HIS CAR...to get me in the back of his truck! I TELL YA!

I fell out laughing and was like..."Do you want a tour of my fist?"

B_XALTED · « **Reply #65 on:** April 14, 2010, 06:52:14 PM »

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you..."

These were the words said to me as I stepped off the El in Philly on Saturday. SMH...

jayhbiz · « **Reply #66 on:** April 14, 2010, 08:03:55 PM »

I know this thread is old but here I go:
girl:' so what's your name?'
guy: ' well my friends call me[insert name] but you can call me anytime!'

Gibby · « **Reply #67 on:** April 14, 2010, 08:51:55 PM »

Quote from: B_XALTED on April 14, 2010, 06:52:14 PM

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you..."

These were the words said to me as I stepped off the El in Philly on Saturday. SMH...

Did it work?

You could pull a 'color purple' and say "girl i'll drink yo bath water..."

JustBritt · « **Reply #68 on:** April 14, 2010, 09:44:55 PM »

This isn't a 'pick- up' line but I can't stand when guys say, "what's up sexy". That is soo irritating!

joshuag · « **Reply #69 on:** April 15, 2010, 01:20:03 PM »

guy: I have 9 digits in my head but what order do they need to be in to call you..

T-Block · « **Reply #70 on:** April 15, 2010, 02:08:40 PM »

WOW, for some reason I don't even remember starting this thread. I wonder what was I thinking?

B_XALTED · « **Reply #71 on:** April 15, 2010, 02:42:33 PM »

Quote from: T-Block on April 15, 2010, 02:08:40 PM

WOW, for some reason I don't even remember starting this thread. I wonder what was I thinking?

jcc4t · « **Reply #72 on:** April 15, 2010, 07:50:56 PM »

Dude: "Don't you owe me dinner?"

phbrown · « **Reply #73 on:** April 16, 2010, 01:20:20 PM »

Dude: You look just like my mom you should come over for dinner.

Arkhams Finest · « **Reply #74 on:** April 16, 2010, 02:25:13 PM »

Worst Pick-up line: ANY pick-up line.

Many women are smart enough to realize you're using a line and, even if they talk to you, you've already made a bad first impression.

Just be yourself.

jjblack · « **Reply #75 on:** April 16, 2010, 03:07:45 PM »

Dude: Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #76 on:** April 16, 2010, 06:21:10 PM »

Quote from: 2KlubKlarity on October 15, 2007, 08:47:51 AM

This was used on my recently after having dinner with a young man. We are standing outside his car, all is going well...then he heads downhill with the following.

Him: "So yeah, you like my truck?"
Me: "Oh yeah it is niiiice. I like the color."
Him: "Oh really...you see it has tinted windows."
Me: "Yeah..."
Him: "Well, you know people can't really see in."
Me: <thinking to myself..."DUH">
Him: "Would you like a tour?" AND THIS DUDE PROCEEDED TO GIVE ME A TOUR OF HIS CAR...to get me in the back of his truck! I TELL YA!

I fell out laughing and was like..."Do you want a tour of my fist?"

o snap, that was you?

cordney · « **Reply #77 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:40:06 AM »

I've heard my friend use this....smh

Dude: I'm the best looking guy in here and you're in the top 5....why don't we make sumthin happen.

B_XALTED · « **Reply #78 on:** April 18, 2010, 08:35:09 PM »

I was drinking a slurpee yesterday and this dude says:

"Thats one lucky straw..."

I'd tell you what I said back, but this is a family site.... and I'll leave it at that.

reddawg213 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 19, 2010, 04:47:08 AM »

I use to work as a manager at a Lowe's store and I actually heard one of the employees say thins and I died laughing right in the middle of the store. These two ladies walk into the store, a mom (40s but still looking good) and her daughter (college age). So, the employee who is 22 is staring in their direction and gets caught. The girl says hi to him and tries to actually flirt with him. What he say next has stayed with me ever sense. She say and I quote, "Girl, you fine and all but I was really wantin to holla at yo momma . . . I ain't sayin you ugly or nothin . . . . . but, d@mn . . . . . . YO MOMMA!!!"

I have NEVER laughed soooooo hard in my LIFE!!!

I gonna have to pull a Tip . . . . . WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!

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