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Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« on: April 27, 2007, 02:45:29 PM »
Maybe this has been talked about before, but I don't feel like searching.  This thread is about posting the worst pick-up lines.  They can be lines that you have heard, lines that have be directed at you, or made up lines that you feel are just horibble.  I'll start:

To a female:  "Got milk?"

To a male:  "U remind me of R. Kelly."  T-Block is not gay, i'm just giving an example.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2007, 02:59:38 PM »
I got one...

Male:Hey Ma let me get your Jersey?

Female: My what?

Male: Your Jersey...Your name and number


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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2007, 03:37:11 PM »
"he-ma-ma-ma-shanda----The Lord said, that that u and i have a future together......hey! GLORRRAAAAYYY"

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2007, 03:37:44 PM »

To a male:  "U remind me of R. Kelly."  T-Block is not gay, i'm just giving an example.

so the girl would be what, 15?

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2007, 03:10:17 AM »
Here's one along the lines of one I saw in a comic done by Charles M. Schulz, it was not a Peanuts comic, but another one.

"You know, I prayed to God last night to ask Him to make you say yes if I asked you out on a date, and well, here we are..."

My two cents.
It should work, after all, He won't deny me, right? lol.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 08:50:13 AM »
dude:  Did it hurt?

Lady:  Huh?

dude:  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2007, 02:10:20 PM »
so the girl would be what, 15?

No, u missed the point.  The point is that being reminded of R. Kelly is not a good line for a female to use on a male.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2007, 04:01:33 PM »
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 12:44:46 AM »
Male: Girl you just like money...I just wanna hold you!

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 07:53:50 AM »
No, u missed the point.  The point is that being reminded of R. Kelly is not a good line for a female to use on a male.


Right, because the female would be accusing the guy of liking underage girls, which wouldn't be good. So, the girl must be about 15, like Wolfie said.  :D
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 12:45:37 PM »

Right, because the female would be accusing the guy of liking underage girls, which wouldn't be good. So, the girl must be about 15, like Wolfie said.  :D

I guess u missed the point as well.  The point is, a woman don't want to get wit no guy that likes underage girls like that.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2007, 12:56:47 PM »
Male: Girl you just like money...I just wanna hold you!


Neva heard of that one before....but it sounds like something a dude would say!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2007, 01:26:06 PM »
Male:  Girl, I got my own ROOM...IN MY MAMA'S HOUSE8)

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2007, 01:37:01 PM »
Male:  Girl, I got my own ROOM...IN MY MAMA'S HOUSE8)


LOL.....HAHAHAHA
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2007, 02:10:58 PM »
Male:  Girl, I got my own ROOM...IN MY MAMA'S HOUSE8)

lol
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2007, 08:14:38 PM »
Male:  Hey baby how you doin...
Female:  Fine...
Male:  I know but how you doin...
(well, it didn't seem corney 15 years ago...lol)
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2007, 08:15:41 AM »
Male:  Hey baby how you doin...
Female:  Fine...
Male:  I know but how you doin...
(well, it didn't seem corney 15 years ago...lol)

I use a variation of this and it's STILL a good icebreaker.  I always respond, "I know how you look, but how are you DOING?"  I'm sincere with it, so I guess that's why it's taken at face value.  ;)

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2007, 04:30:05 PM »
I use a variation of this and it's STILL a good icebreaker.  I always respond, "I know how you look, but how are you DOING?"  I'm sincere with it, so I guess that's why it's taken at face value.  ;)
Now see you know some of these young bucs gonna take it and run with it.... ;)
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2007, 05:22:11 PM »
I use a variation of this and it's STILL a good icebreaker.  I always respond, "I know how you look, but how are you DOING?"  I'm sincere with it, so I guess that's why it's taken at face value.  ;)

I don't think I EVER used pick-up line. I became the friend that they told EVERYTHING to then waited....

When I approached a female, it was usually after she knew me for a while, so I would just plainly ask for her phone number.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2007, 12:48:18 AM »
Add on.
You need your feet rubbed because you been running through my mind all day.
Yo girl you banging.
If you dont marry me the Lord is going to get you.
I had a dream...lol
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You must have angels wings because I was praying for you hard last night.
Im taking you out tonight. Be ready at ??:??.
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