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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2007, 08:58:24 AM »
Now see you know some of these young bucs gonna take it and run with it.... ;)

And MOST will fail, bkecause they're going to try to put some  ::) "original thought" in with it & I gurantee it's gonna bkegin with one of the following:

Yo
Yimean
Knumsayin'
I'm sayin' tho

Thus, it will end there.  ;) :D

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2007, 09:00:10 AM »
I don't think I EVER used pick-up line. I became the friend that they told EVERYTHING to then waited....

When I approached a female, it was usually after she knew me for a while, so I would just plainly ask for her phone number.

Let me clarify, I never said I used it as a picc-up line.  Just for convo purposes.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2007, 09:25:47 AM »
I got one...

Male:Hey Ma let me get your Jersey?

Female: My what?

Male: Your Jersey...Your name and number


Just wack

That was funny.I never heard nobody say that one b4.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2007, 09:45:17 AM »
Oooh girl...
I wish I could plant you and grow a whole FIELD of y'all


here's another:

Girl... you look so good I aughta put you on a plate and SOP YOU UP WIT A BISCUIT!!!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2007, 11:37:32 AM »
I got one...

Male:Hey Ma let me get your Jersey?

Female: My what?

Male: Your Jersey...Your name and number


Just wack

You just mad, because it didnt' work for you...LOL



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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2007, 12:44:40 PM »
Here is one fa sho:

YOU:  Excuse me, would you like to <insert whatever activity> & get busy (christian site). 

FEMALE:  (gives you the  ::) >:( -followed by "the beatbox"-after the latter option)

YOU:  What?  You don't like to <insert whatever activity>?


 :D :D :D :D

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2007, 12:41:05 PM »
male: hey shortie
Female: hi
male: yo, you got some fries with that shake

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second one

male: i know your feet hurt cause you been running through my mind all day

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2007, 01:26:55 PM »
male to female: excuse me
female: <looking puzzled>
male <looking down at her chest>: whatchall name is?

(I think this one is usable!)
male <to female musician>: do you know "oh when the saint's go marchin' in?"
female: yea
male: well can I get your number now? I don't feel like waitin' 'til later.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2007, 01:31:50 PM »
LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2007, 02:05:59 PM »
(DEFINITELY USABLE!)
male <pokes female in the back>
female: excuse me?!
male: I'm sorry. I'm just checking to see if you had my other rib.

male <to "thick" female>: God told me I was going to be abundantly blessed....

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2007, 02:36:38 PM »
on the floor, MY SIDE IS HURTING

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2007, 04:13:15 PM »
MALE: WASSUP BABY, CAN I OFFER U A WORD OF ADVICE?
FEMALE: SURE
MALE: (TURNS AND BEGINS TO WALK AWAY)  NEVER LET YOUR FUTURE WALK AWAY FROM YOU.



ARE YOU FROM TENNESSE CAUSE YOU THE ONLY TEN I SEE.



MISS CAN YOU HELP ME. I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS?
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2007, 05:18:59 PM »
hahahahahahaha, LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2007, 06:28:02 PM »
Not usable:

male: Girl you so sweet, you're leaking kool-aid!
female <turning purple>

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2007, 08:24:48 AM »
funny !!!!!!!!!

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2007, 08:46:40 AM »
male to female: excuse me
female: <looking puzzled>
male <looking down at her chest>: whatchall name is?


I know of a female who named her "bosoms" tootie and fruity.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2007, 09:53:54 AM »

I know of a female who named her "bosoms" tootie and fruity.

Well we ALL know what got the rest of the phrase!!  ;) :D

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2007, 03:08:33 PM »
This ones too funny. 

Guy walks up to gurl, sucks his finger and touches his shirt then hers. 

Guy:  What ya say we go and get outta these wet clothes?
 
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2007, 06:22:22 PM »
I got another good one...

male <walks up to two women arguing>: ladies! if you're going to fight, fight over me!

...definitely usable.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2007, 08:21:43 PM »
This ones too funny. 

Guy walks up to gurl, sucks his finger and touches his shirt then hers. 

Guy:  What ya say we go and get outta these wet clothes?
 
 :D :D


WOW, DAT WAS FUNNIE!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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