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Offline B3Wannabe

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2007, 09:52:20 PM »
Quote from: LADY_KEYS on May 08, 2007, 08:21:43 PM

WOW, DAT WAS FUNNIE!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

That means it's usable then!

As long as they're laughing you're good to go.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2007, 08:16:58 PM »
Now, let us all bow our heads and pray for the not-so-bright girls/ladies who will fall for this stuff and set us back a million years  :D ;D ;)
                     
SAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUNNNN, we bind your ever corny lines being used to trap God's purpose in the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE of JEEEEEESSSUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!
                        :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(So what?  I think I'm kinda comical -  you don't?)

And, NO I DIDN'T fall for that mess! :D
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2007, 02:14:50 PM »
I despise when a female sends HER HOMEGIRL over to get at you for her.   ::)

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2007, 09:29:01 PM »
My best friend and I were walking around in Toronto during Caribana.  A guy starts walking backward in front of my friend's date, eventually dropping to his knees and saying (in a THICK Jamaican accent)

"Dear father God!  I've been good this year.  Please, please send me one like this angel for Christmas!"

If it weren't so funny, we'd have probably been of a mind to beat the brotha down for being so disrespectful.

Peace,

James
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2007, 12:03:11 AM »
Here's a dumb one.

Male: I wish I could re-arrange the alphabet.

Female: Why?

Male: So I could put U and I together!!!

No lie someone used it on me. Another thing that you shouldn't probably tell a girl before telling her you want to get with her is that you just came out of jail for a false domestic violence charge.....Not good.

Honest to God truth!!!!!  :-\
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2007, 12:13:02 AM »
OK!! I think this one has got to be the worst pick up line in the WORLD!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I didn't make this up, I found it on Yahoo. Geeeezzz I don't want to tell it!!!!! Oh alright. I'll clean it up.



Girl, did you just (4 letter word rhymes with bart) cause you blow me away!


haa!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I put that one up!! Sorry peeps. Couldn't resist!!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2007, 12:17:32 AM »
Here's one to use at church:

Excuse me miss, can I lay hands on you?
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 22, 2007, 12:20:11 AM »
Sorrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! I cleaned it up!!! It did say worst pick up line....I'm out. :-\
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2007, 02:42:48 PM »
Quote from: T-Block on April 27, 2007, 02:45:29 PM
Maybe this has been talked about before, but I don't feel like searching.  This thread is about posting the worst pick-up lines.  They can be lines that you have heard, lines that have be directed at you, or made up lines that you feel are just horibble.  I'll start:

To a female:  "Got milk?"

To a male:  "U remind me of R. Kelly."  T-Block is not gay, i'm just giving an example.


Remind me of R. Kelly!?  What da ham sammich!?  That would be an insult to me, because I'd reply back "so you're saying I look like a child molester who loves to let women do the #1 on him!?"
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 23, 2007, 03:47:26 PM »
Quote from: OleJ on August 22, 2007, 12:17:32 AM
Here's one to use at church:

Excuse me miss, can I lay hands on you?

 ::) Geezzz what a ditz I am!!! I thought you were bukin me! HAA!!!! I didn't see that you wrote "Here's one to use at church". wheeeewwwww!!!! Well I repented anyway!!!

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 23, 2007, 06:20:37 PM »
Quote from: changedman on August 23, 2007, 02:42:48 PM

Remind me of R. Kelly!?  What da ham sammich!?  That would be an insult to me, because I'd reply back "so you're saying I look like a child molester who loves to let women do the #1 on him!?"

EXACTLY!!!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2007, 05:39:29 PM »
Quote from: B3Wannabe on May 03, 2007, 05:22:11 PM
I don't think I EVER used pick-up line. I became the friend that they told EVERYTHING to then waited....

When I approached a female, it was usually after she knew me for a while, so I would just plainly ask for her phone number.


thought I was the only one.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2007, 05:44:42 PM »
Quote from: B3Wannabe on May 07, 2007, 02:05:59 PM
(DEFINITELY USABLE!)
male <pokes female in the back>
female: excuse me?!
male: I'm sorry. I'm just checking to see if you had my other rib.

male <to "thick" female>: God told me I was going to be abundantly blessed....




I like these. I like full figured women too.  ;D ::)
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2007, 06:18:18 PM »
Full figured women can catch a fish without a hook!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2007, 06:28:55 PM »
Quote from: changedman on August 24, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
Full figured women can catch a fish without a hook!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



gooney goo-goo...........




hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2007, 06:46:30 PM »
Quote from: changedman on August 24, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
Full figured women can catch a fish without a hook!




OH HECK TO THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! >:(
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2007, 10:51:37 PM »
Quote from: changedman on August 24, 2007, 06:18:18 PM
Full figured women can catch a fish without a hook!


I caught you didn't I...LOL! Really I just wanted to call you a fish...thanks!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #57 on: August 25, 2007, 08:39:20 AM »
A fisher who can catch a fish without a hook must be extremely talented and skilled. Dumb pick-up line for a man to say but in a sense it's a compliment.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #58 on: September 29, 2007, 10:52:55 PM »
CAN I PAY YOUR BUS FARE?  I swear I will never set foot on a subway again.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #59 on: September 30, 2007, 12:34:02 AM »
Greetings madam, would it be possible that you would be interested in accompanying me on a night of entertaining social activities?
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