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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2010, 05:50:19 AM »
Quote from: B_XALTED on April 18, 2010, 08:35:09 PM
I was drinking a slurpee yesterday and this dude says:

"Thats one lucky straw..."

I'd tell you what I said back, but this is a family site.... and I'll leave it at that.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2010, 09:18:34 AM »
Quote from: Arkhams Finest on April 16, 2010, 02:25:13 PM
Worst Pick-up line: ANY pick-up line.

Many women are smart enough to realize you're using a line and, even if they talk to you, you've already made a bad first impression.

Just be yourself.

I don't really agree with that. Some lines are funny, and even though it's obvious that it's just a "line" if it makes me laugh, you've broken the ice and shown me that you have a good (or decent) sense of humor.  Now obviously, if it makes me roll my eyes or frown up my face, you've made a bad impression. But I've heard some really funny ones that made me genuinely smile even if I wasn't really interested - and to me, that's not a bad thing.  :)

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On subject... over the weekend, I went to a Burger King and this very handsome, but very old guy (probably in his late 60s or so) said to me, "what are you, like 20?"  With this thread in mind, I laughed and said, "are you serious? That's the best you could come up with?" And we both laughed.

Then when I got ready to leave, he said, "for real, little lady, how old are you 22? 25? I like 'em young!"

I laughed because he was old and SO lame... but that really grossed me out.  :D :D :D :D
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #82 on: April 19, 2010, 09:23:05 AM »
Quote from: B_XALTED on April 18, 2010, 08:35:09 PM
I was drinking a slurpee yesterday and this dude says:

"Thats one lucky straw..."

I'd tell you what I said back, but this is a family site.... and I'll leave it at that.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #83 on: April 19, 2010, 09:43:49 AM »
Quote from: Arkhams Finest on April 16, 2010, 02:25:13 PM
Worst Pick-up line: ANY pick-up line.

Many women are smart enough to realize you're using a line and, even if they talk to you, you've already made a bad first impression.

Just be yourself.

Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 19, 2010, 09:18:34 AM
I don't really agree with that. Some lines are funny, and even though it's obvious that it's just a "line" if it makes me laugh, you've broken the ice and shown me that you have a good (or decent) sense of humor.  Now obviously, if it makes me roll my eyes or frown up my face, you've made a bad impression. But I've heard some really funny ones that made me genuinely smile even if I wasn't really interested - and to me, that's not a bad thing.  :)

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On subject... over the weekend, I went to a Burger King and this very handsome, but very old guy (probably in his late 60s or so) said to me, "what are you, like 20?"  With this thread in mind, I laughed and said, "are you serious? That's the best you could come up with?" And we both laughed.

Then when I got ready to leave, he said, "for real, little lady, how old are you 22? 25? I like 'em young!"

I laughed because he was old and SO lame... but that really grossed me out.  :D :D :D :D


I don't think you really disagree.  It's the curse of LGM semantics.   :D


Quote from: B_XALTED on April 18, 2010, 08:35:09 PM
I was drinking a slurpee yesterday and this dude says:

"Thats one lucky straw..."

I'd tell you what I said back, but this is a family site.... and I'll leave it at that.

Wow.  What a moron.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #84 on: April 19, 2010, 10:37:41 AM »
Quote from: Arkhams Finest on April 19, 2010, 09:43:49 AM

I don't think you really disagree.  It's the curse of LGM semantics.   :D


Nah, I do disagree.  :D

What I'm saying is that I'm smart enough to realize it's a line, but it doesn't make a bad first impression (unless it's rude or ignorant - like saying the straw is lucky).

For example, this quote below is clearly a line, and I'm one of the "many women" who "are smart enough to realize" he's "using a line."  But it would make me smile and would not leave a bad first impression at all.  On the contrary, I'd probably laugh and allow him to engage me in conversation.

Quote from: jcc4t on April 15, 2010, 07:50:56 PM
Dude: "Don't you owe me dinner?"

The part I'm responding to is the part about it leaving a bad first impression and that any pick up line is bad. I just don't agree with that. If that's okay with you... lol.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2010, 10:42:11 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 19, 2010, 10:37:41 AM
Nah, I do disagree.  :D

What I'm saying is that I'm smart enough to realize it's a line, but it doesn't make a bad first impression (unless it's rude or ignorant - like saying the straw is lucky).

For example, this quote below is clearly a line, and I'm one of the "many women" who "are smart enough to realize" he's "using a line."  But it would make me smile and would not leave a bad first impression at all.  On the contrary, I'd probably laugh and allow him to engage me in conversation.

The part I'm responding to is the part about it leaving a bad first impression and that any pick up line is bad. I just don't agree with that. If that's okay with you... lol.

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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2010, 03:20:57 PM »
OK I think I gat one:

Guy in a mall stumbles in front of a girl he been watching.......

He appears to be mute, and can't breathe, rolling his eyes, gasping desperately for air, other women touched him but he stayed in that state untill that one girl touches him and immediately he is restored and he says to her...

"See...I knew that you were..."

after he said that, the girl takes his hand off of him and he went into his gasp again, then when she touches him he revives and finishes...with....

"you are the air I breath. Without you I would die, this means you have to stay with me forever."
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #87 on: April 19, 2010, 03:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Musiqsoul on April 19, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
OK I think I gat one:

Guy in a mall stumbles in front of a girl he been watching.......

He appears to be mute, and can't breathe, rolling his eyes, gasping desperately for air, other women touched him but he stayed in that state untill that one girl touches him and immediately he is restored and he says to her...

"See...I knew that you were..."

after he said that, the girl takes his hand off of him and he went into his gasp again, then when she touches him he revives and finishes...with....

"you are the air I breath. Without you I would die, this means you have to stay with me forever." Then he brokes into singing "No Air" By Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown, then he tops it by singing "Taking all of my energy"
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2010, 03:32:13 PM »
Quote from: Musiqsoul on April 19, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
OK I think I gat one:

Guy in a mall stumbles in front of a girl he been watching.......

He appears to be mute, and can't breathe, rolling his eyes, gasping desperately for air, other women touched him but he stayed in that state untill that one girl touches him and immediately he is restored and he says to her...

"See...I knew that you were..."

after he said that, the girl takes his hand off of him and he went into his gasp again, then when she touches him he revives and finishes...with....

"you are the air I breath. Without you I would die, this means you have to stay with me forever."
That's no pick-up line!  With all of that work and acting, that's more like a pick-up routine!  :D
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #89 on: April 19, 2010, 03:44:05 PM »
A very dumb routine...
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 19, 2010, 04:12:34 PM »
Now THAT would leave a bad first impression... no doubt.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2010, 04:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Musiqsoul on April 19, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
OK I think I gat one:

Guy in a mall stumbles in front of a girl he been watching.......

He appears to be mute, and can't breathe, rolling his eyes, gasping desperately for air, other women touched him but he stayed in that state untill that one girl touches him and immediately he is restored and he says to her...

"See...I knew that you were..."

after he said that, the girl takes his hand off of him and he went into his gasp again, then when she touches him he revives and finishes...with....

"you are the air I breath. Without you I would die, this means you have to stay with me forever."


***Insert dude shaking head No****
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2010, 06:47:18 PM »
Hey Mother Jenkins, let me holla atcha fo' a minute!
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 21, 2010, 06:50:25 PM »
I dunno... I kinda like the "Do fries go wit dat shake?" LOL, It does something for me... LOL. :D
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 21, 2010, 06:53:29 PM »
Quote from: B_XALTED on April 21, 2010, 06:50:25 PM
I dunno... I kinda like the "Do fries go wit dat shake?" LOL, It does something for me... LOL. :D

duly noted... ;) :D
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #95 on: April 21, 2010, 07:32:48 PM »
Quote from: B_XALTED on April 21, 2010, 06:50:25 PM
I dunno... I kinda like the "Do fries go wit dat shake?" LOL, It does something for me... LOL. :D

Uhhh... it did something for me back in the early 80s... lol.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #96 on: April 21, 2010, 08:12:45 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 21, 2010, 07:32:48 PM
Uhhh... it did something for me back in the early 80s... lol.

I thought you was 27 ?/? :D ;D

In the early 80's I was a baby... LOL.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2010, 08:13:42 PM »
Im watching Boyz N Da Hood, and Ice Cube said "Lemme knock the stuffin off dat egg McMuffin..." :D I have no clue what that means.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2010, 08:21:48 PM »
Come on now even I know what that means! Lol. Surely you must be joking! Lol.
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines Thread
« Reply #99 on: April 21, 2010, 08:39:38 PM »
Quote from: JustBritt on April 21, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
Come on now even I know what that means! Lol. Surely you must be joking! Lol.

No I dont really. LOL L7 for real.
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