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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2007, 10:09:46 PM »
mu boy keys is right. ir those wrists bend you in trouble doc lol
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2007, 11:25:43 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on May 10, 2007, 01:27:26 PM
Personally, I couldn't see myself hooking up with a dude that doesn't have a step.  That's all the rage here in Atlanta.  #1 Criteria, Lemme hear you speak in tongues? #2, Lemme see you cut a step.



Hmmm...so i can see it now.....dude has been eyein' you all night, you see him lookin at u, ya think he's cute,  then he walks over to you and with his best BarryWhite voice says...

"Shando-do-bo-sha..."

oh yeah, i can see her swooning after that one. putty in his hands.
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2007, 11:28:21 PM »
Wolf...you are killing me!!!!  I am literally in tears laughing over here.  Please stop!  LOL!
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2007, 07:03:17 AM »
Quote from: changedman on May 10, 2007, 12:56:53 PM
Our deacons are too macho to be saved!  OH MY GOD!  If a man shouts (in their opinion) he's gay...period!  Gotta wife?  OK...on the downlow!  But men don't shout!

If I don't hurry up and get the crap away from here!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!
They better not come to my church then, they will see alot of men shouting and praising god together
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2007, 07:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on May 10, 2007, 02:40:26 PM
So, to answer your question, men can get their shout on without losing their Man Card.  The same way a man won't dance like a woman in the club, he won't dance like a woman in church.
amen... a man
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2007, 07:33:28 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on May 10, 2007, 11:25:43 PM


Hmmm...so i can see it now.....dude has been eyein' you all night, you see him lookin at u, ya think he's cute,  then he walks over to you and with his best BarryWhite voice says...

"Shando-do-bo-sha..."

oh yeah, i can see her swooning after that one. putty in his hands.


Wolf....bruh....here are your keys.  YOUR short bus, my friend,
is over there ---->
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #46 on: May 11, 2007, 07:39:00 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on May 11, 2007, 07:33:28 AM
Wolf....bruh....here are your keys.  YOUR short bus, my friend,
is over there ---->


Ok, this one has bkeen bothering me for a hot minute.  HOW I.T.9.H. did YOU, of all people, bkecome the one in charge of handing out short bus keys?   ?/?

 :D :D :D :D
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #47 on: May 11, 2007, 07:43:30 AM »
LT, I had been in denial for months about even riding the short bus.  Shortly after I joined LGM back in Feb of 2006, SisterT claimed that due to some of my posts, not only did I ride the bus...I had to be driving them too (Reference "NEWS FLASH" thread).  Finally I accepted it and I've come to accumulate an entire fleet of short buses.  Trust me, I know who needs keys 'round this joint.
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #48 on: May 11, 2007, 08:15:27 AM »
Quote from: OleJ on May 10, 2007, 07:18:30 PM
ROFL. I could see the newspaper article
"Church Organist Killed By Falling Clark Sister, Not Dorinda"
Officials say this is the worst incident they've seen since the O'Neal Twins fell from the sky on top of a pianist at a Detriot church in 1978.

Delayed reaction...BUT THAT HEADLINE IS FUNNY!!!!  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #49 on: May 11, 2007, 08:20:20 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on May 10, 2007, 11:25:43 PM


Hmmm...so i can see it now.....dude has been eyein' you all night, you see him lookin at u, ya think he's cute,  then he walks over to you and with his best BarryWhite voice says...

"Shando-do-bo-sha..."

oh yeah, i can see her swooning after that one. putty in his hands.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!  Especially if he has that sanctified, preacherman quiver in his voice.
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #50 on: May 11, 2007, 08:59:56 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on May 11, 2007, 08:20:20 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!  Especially if he has that sanctified, preacherman quiver in his voice.

Y'all better stop before the smooth, tongue-talking reverent ends up in one of my plays.  I am starting to feel his character develop (with a pen in hand) and he uses his Barry White tongue speaking voice to impress the ladies right before he gives them a $40 wedding gift in an offering envelope!  STOP!!!!!!!!!!


LOL!
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #51 on: May 11, 2007, 09:05:23 AM »
People are talking about "you won't catch me doing this" or "you won't catch me doing that" regarding the Holy Spirit. Now, somebody tell me, if the Holy Spirit gets in you causing you to react, HOW do you know what your reaction will be before hand? If the Holy Spirit is moving you, controlling you, how you gonna say what you'll do and won't you do while under it?
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #52 on: May 11, 2007, 09:07:31 AM »
Quote from: changedman on May 11, 2007, 08:59:56 AM
Y'all better stop before the smooth, tongue-talking reverent ends up in one of my plays.  I am starting to feel his character develop (with a pen in hand) and he uses his Barry White tongue speaking voice to impress the ladies right before he gives them a $40 wedding gift in an offering envelope!  STOP!!!!!!!!!!


LOL!

Does he use the phrase HECOMINGINAHONDA?


And can somebody please take the "AMEN Baseball" and bean OleJ with it?
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #53 on: May 11, 2007, 09:13:24 AM »
Quote from: OleJ on May 11, 2007, 09:05:23 AM
People are talking about "you won't catch me doing this" or "you won't catch me doing that" regarding the Holy Spirit. Now, somebody tell me, if the Holy Spirit gets in you causing you to react, HOW do you know what your reaction will be before hand? If the Holy Spirit is moving you, controlling you, how you gonna say what you'll do and won't you do while under it?


Under "it" or under "him"?  That's a good question OleJ, and let me apologize in advance for whoever the person was that ragged on you or made fun of you last Sunday to the point where reading this silly little thread would put you at a bit of an edge, sir.

There is confirmation for the saints, yo!  Because if the Holy Spirit (the "it" of which you speak) is moving in you and controlling you, then he will not have Mister shouting like Miss because He (a part of the trinity) is also not the Author of confusion! 

Thanks for sharing.  LOL!
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2007, 10:52:55 AM »
Quote from: changedman on May 11, 2007, 09:13:24 AM

let me apologize in advance for whoever the person was that ragged on you or made fun of you last Sunday to the point where reading this silly little thread would put you at a bit of an edge, sir.


LOL. I haven't danced, shouted, or flipped a pew full of chubby church mothers on Mission Sunday before, but I've felt the Spirit as our choir sang "Safe In His Arms". It felt calming, I can't find a better term to describe it, I guess like an old quartet from the 50's would say, "somethin' got a holdt of me!"

LOL, I just got a crazy visual of pew flipping. Can you imagine this, guy trying to flip a pew and speak in tongues at the same time?
(grunt)sha(grunt)ka(grunt)eli(grunt)bo(grunt)shaaa!
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2007, 11:41:42 AM »
Quote from: changedman on May 11, 2007, 09:13:24 AM

Under "it" or under "him"?  That's a good question OleJ, and let me apologize in advance for whoever the person was that ragged on you or made fun of you last Sunday to the point where reading this silly little thread would put you at a bit of an edge, sir.

There is confirmation for the saints, yo!  Because if the Holy Spirit (the "it" of which you speak) is moving in you and controlling you, then he will not have Mister shouting like Miss because He (a part of the trinity) is also not the Author of confusion! 

Thanks for sharing.  LOL!

I could've fallen in love offa that...  That was alright with me... down in the city of my sanctified soul!
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #56 on: May 11, 2007, 11:43:50 AM »
Quote from: changedman on May 11, 2007, 08:59:56 AM
Y'all better stop before the smooth, tongue-talking reverent ends up in one of my plays.  I am starting to feel his character develop (with a pen in hand) and he uses his Barry White tongue speaking voice to impress the ladies right before he gives them a $40 wedding gift in an offering envelope!  STOP!!!!!!!!!!


LOL!

Ooooh, can I be in the play?  I wanna be the lady he impresses with that Barry White voice and some tongues.  I won't even have to act (although I can act), 'cause if he comes at me with a BW voice, I will melt fa sho.
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2007, 11:44:20 AM »
Quote from: OleJ on May 11, 2007, 10:52:55 AM
LOL. I haven't danced, shouted, or flipped a pew full of chubby church mothers on Mission Sunday before, but I've felt the Spirit as our choir sang "Safe In His Arms". It felt calming, I can't find a better term to describe it, I guess like an old quartet from the 50's would say, "somethin' got a holdt of me!"

LOL, I just got a crazy visual of pew flipping. Can you imagine this, guy trying to flip a pew and speak in tongues at the same time?
(grunt)sha(grunt)ka(grunt)eli(grunt)bo(grunt)shaaa!

THAT visual was PRICELESS!!!!   :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2007, 11:45:22 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on May 11, 2007, 11:43:50 AM
Ooooh, can I be in the play?  I wanna be the lady he impresses with that Barry White voice and some tongues.  I won't even have to act (although I can act), 'cause if he comes at me with a BW voice, I will melt fa sho.

I wanna be the Real Saved cat...cuz we all know that this other dude can't really be saved...talking like Barry White, and handing out $40 offering envelopes... ;D
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Re: MAN-LAW QUESTION (LADIES CAN ANSWER TOO, I GUESS)!
« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2007, 11:50:50 AM »
Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 11, 2007, 11:45:22 AM
I wanna be the Real Saved cat...cuz we all know that this other dude can't really be saved...talking like Barry White, and handing out $40 offering envelopes... ;D

I wanna be that guy that comes through the shot doing the robot like the dude on Chappelle's Show.
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