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Offline bassthumpa

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How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« on: May 11, 2007, 12:05:43 PM »
One of my techs told me that he got pulled over by a cop for speeding after a long night with no sleep.  The cop said "Your eyes look red, you been drinkin'?", to which my tech responded "Your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts?"
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 12:07:37 PM »
Funny.... :D   ;D   :D.....But in reality quite silly.

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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 12:08:37 PM »
HHHHHHHHHAAAAA...  :D
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 12:09:46 PM »
Haaaaaa :D.
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 12:11:28 PM »
Quote from: PianoWizard on May 11, 2007, 12:07:37 PM
Funny.... :D   ;D   :D.....But in reality quite silly.

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Yeah... and knowing this dude, I don't doubt that he actually said it!
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 12:13:00 PM »
Quote from: bassthumpa on May 11, 2007, 12:11:28 PM
Yeah... and knowing this dude, I don't doubt that he actually said it!

 :D   ;D   :D. I'm sure all of us know atleast one person who would actually be silly enough to say this.

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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 12:41:06 PM »
Quote from: PianoWizard on May 11, 2007, 12:13:00 PM
:D   ;D   :D. I'm sure all of us know atleast one person who would actually be silly enough to say this.

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LOL

That's a good one! You have to save that, when you feel like getting BEAT though!


LOL
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 12:46:54 PM »
Quote from: PianoWizard on May 11, 2007, 12:13:00 PM
:D   ;D   :D. I'm sure all of us know atleast one person who would actually be silly enough to say this.

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Sure do.  I see him every morning in the mirror.  ;) :D
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 12:51:02 PM »
HAHAHAHA LOL Very Funny!!!

You DO realize that this is one of the many GOOD reasons why cops mess with Black folk, right?


Cop doin' his job, negroes wanna get smart....Lawd to help!! ::) >:( :-\

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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 01:00:57 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 11, 2007, 12:51:02 PM
HAHAHAHA LOL Very Funny!!!

You DO realize that this is one of the many GOOD reasons why cops mess with Black folk, right?


Cop doin' his job, negroes wanna get smart....Lawd to help!! ::) >:( :-\



We just don't know how to keep our mouth shut! LOL  :D
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2007, 01:05:35 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on May 11, 2007, 12:46:54 PM
Sure do.  I see him every morning in the mirror.  ;) :D

Good one.... :D.

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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2007, 01:09:35 PM »
Quote from: SisterT on May 11, 2007, 01:00:57 PM
We just don't know how to keep our mouth shut! LOL  :D


A TO DA MEN!!!!! ::) :D
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 02:35:09 PM »
Actually, this wasn't a black dude.
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2007, 02:37:18 PM »
Quote from: bassthumpa on May 11, 2007, 02:35:09 PM
Actually, this wasn't a black dude.

Well that explains it...if that was one of US...he'da got a ticket and went to jail.. :D
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2007, 02:40:09 PM »
Also, when the cop walks up to car, DON'T say "Do you smell bacon?" (if the cop is one of us, replace bacon with ribs).
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2007, 02:42:09 PM »
Quote from: bassthumpa on May 11, 2007, 12:05:43 PM
One of my techs told me that he got pulled over by a cop for speeding after a long night with no sleep.  The cop said "Your eyes look red, you been drinkin'?", to which my tech responded "Your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts?"
OH MY GOD!  NO WAY!
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Re: How to guarantee getting a speeding ticket...
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2007, 04:20:42 PM »
EXTREMELY FUNNY!

I remember we got out late for a musicians only practice at church one night and I was pulled over by a lady cop (the max speed limit in The Bahamas is 45 mph, I was doing 95) when she saw who i was and i saw who she was, she was a girl i dissed who liked me way back in high school cause she had man hands, man feet, heck she had man features in all, no joke, so i said to her " i'm really tired, can you give me a break i was tryna beat the rain" which was true, she told me she would if i would tell her she was beautiful.........i paused and said!
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Man just write my ticket!!
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