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changedman

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MY HORN? LOL!
« on: August 14, 2007, 11:29:24 PM »
My friend tamara called to tell me about a funeral she attended this weekend where a lady sang "when you hear my HORN BLOWING DON'T WAIT ON ME"!  The original song says when you hear of my HOMEGOING don't WORRY about me.  I am still laughing.  Had to share!

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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 11:56:02 PM »
That is gonna carry me through the rest of my life....classic...
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 12:24:42 AM »
Definitely play material for the funeral scene.

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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 12:38:05 AM »
Are you serious? LOL

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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 02:45:09 AM »
I wonder where she went to before she came to the funeral :D...
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 08:06:08 AM »
I wonder where she went to before she came to the funeral :D...

Sounds like she stopped at the "juke joint". LOL!  :D

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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 08:41:32 AM »
HD you crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2007, 08:45:27 AM »
SMH.....Have Mercy Lord!!  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2007, 10:56:07 AM »
Sounds like she stopped at the "juke joint". LOL!  :D

In the voice of Squeak: "Dis heeyuh OUR juk joint!"

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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 10:59:03 AM »
It goes to show that some people don't pay attention to detail.  They just wanna sing a hot song. Lol!

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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2007, 11:02:04 AM »
It goes to show that some people don't pay attention to detail.  They just wanna sing a hot song. Lol!

...but they and end up sounding a hot MESS.

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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2007, 11:05:52 AM »
She says another soloist sang "whatever is ON my lot Thou has taught me to say it is well"!  Too much!  Lol!

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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2007, 11:55:59 AM »
That reminds me of a very well known soprano 'round these parts who sang a solo at Nathan Simmons' church a couple of years ago.

She sang Vickie Winans' "We Need a Word from the Lord."

Started out with "We don't need another political horizon..."  I would've died right then and there, but something deep down on the inside told me to hold on and hold out.  Glad I held on, because when she got to the second verse, she couldn't remember it, so she just sang "we don't need another political horizon" all over again and shook her head like "I know this ain't right...."  LOL!!!   :D  :D  :D  :D

You know how some things in church are funnier when you're sitting next to a certain person?  Well, when she said "political horizon," my friend and I looked at each other like "did she just say that???"  That was it for the rest of the service.  Just the look alone made us crack up.  We just laughed and acted the fool for the rest of the night, and to this day we still crack up about that!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2007, 02:10:44 PM »
SMH, I am literally laughing out loud!  Now I'm trying to think of the real words to the Vickie Winans song. 

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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2007, 03:08:37 PM »
We don't need another political UPRISING!

WOW!  Gotta call Tam!

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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2007, 03:57:41 PM »
We don't need another political UPRISING!

WOW!  Gotta call Tam!
That's it.  Thanks.

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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2007, 08:08:56 PM »
Some people take certain "liberties"..I went to a wedding and the soloist sang "Wind beneath my wings.." I never knew "Fly, Fly high like SUPERMAN...You are the wind beneath my WANGS"  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2007, 03:35:40 AM »
Redd....if my bladder pops sis you're in trouble! Lol!

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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2007, 02:55:31 PM »
THAT'S IT!!!  NO MORE FUNERALS!!!!!!!!


How do you stand up at Magnolia ???? 's funeral and read a resolution to Ms. Elsie Lee Parker!? 

The name had to be mentioned in the resolution at least six times!!!  Don't you think that after the first time you'd realize...."wrong person"....and just stop reading OR substitute the right name until you can print another copy!?

WOW!

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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2007, 05:33:36 PM »
THAT'S IT!!!  NO MORE FUNERALS!!!!!!!!


How do you stand up at Magnolia ???? 's funeral and read a resolution to Ms. Elsie Lee Parker!? 

The name had to be mentioned in the resolution at least six times!!!  Don't you think that after the first time you'd realize...."wrong person"....and just stop reading OR substitute the right name until you can print another copy!?

WOW!
LOL!!!! That's hilarious!  They must use the same resolution for every funeral and forgot to switch out the names or something. 

That's sad for the family.  If it was MY family, my momma would've stopped her cold after the 2nd mention.  I could see her now...

"WHO IS THAT?  YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S FUNERAL YOU'RE ATTENDING?  OF ALL THE TRIFLING, INCONSIDERATE, BONEHEADED... "

You get the picture.
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