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Offline LaylaMonroe

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Fighting in the Church
« on: August 15, 2007, 02:25:45 PM »
A friend just sent me
this video
, and it got me to thinking about all the church fights I've witnessed or heard of since moving to Atlanta... have you ever witnessed or heard of a church fight?

(As disturbing as it is, I gotta admit, I laughed out loud when they actually started fighting).  What is the church coming to?
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 02:35:40 PM »
Happens all the time in Oaktown.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 02:38:44 PM »
Well... that's what happens when man is in control and God is pushed to the side. (if He was ever allowed in there in the first place)
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 02:40:32 PM »
When I was younger all the time but now I don't see it happen.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 02:41:06 PM »
There was this one, on Easter when I was a kid.  These two ladies were mad dogging each other all day and then while the kids were wrapping up the Easter egg hunt, they just started duking it out...LOL ended up on the ground in they're Easter Sunday best -- and these were some sharp sisters!  They were kind of old, definitely too old for that, both of them are now deceased.  Then one of them hauled my dad (the pastor) into court to testify about who started it, but he didn't see who started it, and he said that in court.  She was mad at him for years behind that one, lol.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 02:46:01 PM »
man I wish I could view youtube at work >:(

It could have been fights at our church, plenty, but my Pop was like you know what it's time for you to roll up outta here, you startin too much confusin and division in the church
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 02:51:08 PM »
That's too crazy!.......but I'm sure somewhere in St.Paul....those cops are still laughing.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2007, 03:04:46 PM »
Of course I couldn't view on my cell phone, so I had to walk across the street to check this out....
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2007, 03:07:03 PM »
You know, even saved people have disagreements, and even get physically on rare occasions... but they come back together, ask forgiveness and get things right, and move on.  But this is totally different.  This is a product of YEARS of strife going on in that church.  That's what makes this so ridiculous. 

Root of bitterness, my foot... they got roots, branches, leaves, and some foul fruit.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 03:08:21 PM »
a. slowest right hand slap I've ever seen in my life (male or female)
b. I can't believe dude hit her back like 'DAT!! :o :o :o
c. Eer'body need to SADDOWN somewher'!!!! :-\ :-\

and, D:

























PPPWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvIDEO'S TOO FUNNY!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D ;D :D :D
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2007, 03:19:42 PM »
I'll take D for $5000 Alex!
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2007, 03:22:31 PM »
They defintely need C... cuz with the sammich I'd serve them, they have no choice but to SADDOWN and eat that bad boy...
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2007, 03:25:21 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on August 15, 2007, 03:08:21 PM
a. slowest right hand slap I've ever seen in my life (male or female)
b. I can't believe dude hit her back like 'DAT!! :o :o :o
c. Eer'body need to SADDOWN somewher'!!!! :-\ :-\

and, D:

PPPWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvIDEO'S TOO FUNNY!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D ;D :D :D

I totally said the exact same thing on your "a."  I was like, she must be a leftie or something... or maybe she was trying to think before she hit?  Or asking God to stop her?  I don't know, but that was hilarious... and then it just got funniER when dude slapped her back!!!!!  I couldn't believe my eyes.  Had to watch it 13 times!!!  LOL

Wait, but how 'bout when dude is like, "naw, let her go, let her go."  And then the other guys were arguing, "No, but she hit him first, but she hit him first."    :D  :D  :D  :D

It reminds me of my favorite Cheers episode when Diane slaps the crap out of Sam and without even a split second's hesitation, he slapped her RIGHT back.  Immediately.  It was HILARIOUS.

It's a sad situation, but I can't help but laugh.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2007, 03:31:30 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on August 15, 2007, 03:25:21 PM
...and then it just got funniER when dude slapped her back!!!!!

Slap?  Naw sweetie... he straight put a right hook on her jaw.  That was a fist!
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2007, 03:32:03 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on August 15, 2007, 03:25:21 PM
I totally said the exact same thing on your "a."  I was like, she must be a leftie or something... or maybe she was trying to think before she hit?  Or asking God to stop her?  I don't know, but that was hilarious... and then it just got funniER when dude slapped her back!!!!!  I couldn't believe my eyes.  Had to watch it 13 times!!!  LOL

Wait, but how 'bout when dude is like, "naw, let her go, let her go."  And then the other guys were arguing, "No, but she hit him first, but she hit him first."    :D  :D  :D  :D

It reminds me of my favorite Cheers episode when Diane slaps the crap out of Sam and without even a split second's hesitation, he slapped her RIGHT back.  Immediately.  It was HILARIOUS.

It's a sad situation, but I can't help but laugh.

Always funny to me when someone says "Naw man let em go...let em go" ...........while backing up!
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2007, 03:38:43 PM »
I've seen a few fights at church.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2007, 03:39:41 PM »
Quote from: bassthumpa on August 15, 2007, 03:31:30 PM
Slap?  Naw sweetie... he straight put a right hook on her jaw.  That was a fist!

Exactly. :D
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2007, 03:44:01 PM »
Quote from: bassthumpa on August 15, 2007, 03:31:30 PM
Slap?  Naw sweetie... he straight put a right hook on her jaw.  That was a fist!

Danggggg, was it?  I gotta go look AGAINNNN!!!!  lol

(I hate to be revelling in this stuff, but if y'all happen to go back to that page, check out the link to the fight at the Catholic-looking church.  The link is on the right hand side, it's only like 45 seconds or so.  It looks like a baptism gone wild... LOL). 
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2007, 03:54:27 PM »
I guarantee she has not learned her lesson.
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Re: Fighting in the Church
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2007, 03:55:09 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on August 15, 2007, 03:44:01 PM
Danggggg, was it?  I gotta go look AGAINNNN!!!!  lol

(I hate to be revelling in this stuff, but if y'all happen to go back to that page, check out the link to the fight at the Catholic-looking church.  The link is on the right hand side, it's only like 45 seconds or so.  It looks like a baptism gone wild... LOL). 

O REALLY??!?! I think I'll start callin you La "Bad Church News" Rue
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