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New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« on: August 20, 2007, 02:50:17 PM »
It has been called to my attention that a "Mrs. Fred Hammond" registered with us yesterday. I'd like to personally welcome "Mrs. Fred Hammond" to the LGM family. HOWEVER, as you can see below, we have a problem!


Me and my man:



Somebody hold me back........LOL!!!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



Seriously----welcome to the family. Hope you are blessed by this ministry and the great FUN (oops, used the "f" word) fellowship we have.

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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 02:51:56 PM »
That's a banging jacket.
When you're in love you don't want to fall asleep bc reality is finally better than your dreams.

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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 02:56:02 PM »
Yo, you SLAY me!!!!!    ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 02:57:06 PM »
That's a banging jacket.

Thank you.  ;D

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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 02:59:40 PM »
Yo, you SLAY me!!!!!    ;D :D ;D :D ;D

You remember what I did to "the member formerly known as _____" when she tried to claim my man. Anyone messing with my man sends me into a frenzy!! LOL!  :D :D It'll make the Madea come out. LOL!!  :D :D

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 03:02:28 PM »
LOL!!!

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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 03:03:00 PM »
You remember what I did to "the member formerly known as _____" when she tried to claim my man. Anyone messing with my man sends me into a frenzy!! LOL!  :D :D It'll make the Madea come out. LOL!!  :D :D


Oh, Dear!!! :-\

 :D :D
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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 03:06:13 PM »

Oh, Dear!!! :-\

 :D :D

You feelin' me! LOL!!  :D

I love-ed-did that man. I used my gub-ment cheese to make him a satisfying batch of Mac & cheese. Man {sniff} {sniff} That's LOVE!!!!  :D


You know when I saw the newbie's name I had a cleaned up Florida Evan's Moment "Dang! Dang! Dang"

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Re: Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 03:08:09 PM »
You feelin' me! LOL!!  :D

I love-ed-did that man. I used my gub-ment cheese to make him a satisfying batch of Mac & cheese. Man {sniff} {sniff} That's LOVE!!!!  :D


You know when I saw the newbie's name I had a cleaned up Florida Evan's Moment "Dang! Dang! Dang"


I KNOW you did!!!  :D :D :D
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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2007, 03:13:40 PM »
Hmmm...Somebody decided to play with glue and markers this morning.... :D :D :D
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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 03:21:42 PM »
Off the chain.

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 03:32:53 PM »
Hmmm...Somebody decided to play with glue and markers this morning.... :D :D :D

Somebody is going to get knocked upside his thriller footbal head!!!  :D  Cha'mon! E-e-e!!  :D

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2007, 03:34:56 PM »
Somebody is going to get knocked upside his thriller footbal head!!!  :D  Cha'mon! E-e-e!!  :D

LOL!!!

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2007, 03:35:40 PM »
Somebody is going to get knocked upside his thriller footbal head!!!  :D  Cha'mon! E-e-e!!  :D

LOL...If you keep messing around with those markers your going to need to figure out which me to swing at... ;D

Shaaaa'mon
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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2007, 03:40:55 PM »
It has been called to my attention that a "Mrs. Fred Hammond" registered with us yesterday. I'd like to personally welcome "Mrs. Fred Hammond" to the LGM family. HOWEVER, as you can see below, we have a problem!


Me and my man:



Somebody hold me back........LOL!!!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



Seriously----welcome to the family. Hope you are blessed by this ministry and the great FUN (oops, used the "f" word) fellowship we have.


*****chortle chortle****

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2007, 03:49:51 PM »
LOL...If you keep messing around with those markers your going to need to figure out which me to swing at... ;D

Shaaaa'mon


I see you are still delirious from your last beat down. It's too easy for me to hurt you. This time I won't call an ambulance---and I won't get sent to jail.

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2007, 04:00:29 PM »

I see you are still delirious from your last beat down. It's too easy for me to hurt you. This time I won't call an ambulance---and I won't get sent to jail.

Jail is you middle name...LOL....Come and get it...This time Nessa wont be paying your bail but your medical bills
I'm destined for greatness!!!

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2007, 04:03:53 PM »



LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2007, 04:07:00 PM »
Naw mane, it wouldn't be no fight.  Keys is in over his head, MadeaT would be in full effect. 

It would be like that KFC commercial they had years ago with the two dudes at the boxing match...

"I paid $500 each for these seats!"
*DING DING*
**WHAM**
*THUD*
*DING DING DING*

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Re: New Member------Mrs. Fred Hammond !!!
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2007, 04:07:50 PM »
(could someone press play on the REDMAN cd, "Time For Sum Akshun"?  (come on, dont ack like y'all always been saved...)

I hear MadeaT likes that one before she enters..
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