The Hijacked Thread Game"

[lordluvr]

I was looking at his feet, and noticed his high water pants... that puzzled me a bit, knowing that he doesn't normally wear highwaters.

Then, I looked up to realize that they weren't really highwaters, they were just jacked up so far in that deep wedgie... 

Speaking of high water, I was born the son of a sharecropper in Tidewater, Va.  We used to have to walk 6 miles to school, regardless of the weather.  One time, during a flood, my brother and I were walking to school.  The tide took him away......I miss my little brother.

[3rd-Day]

Speaking of high water, I was born the son of a sharecropper in Tidewater, Va.  We used to have to walk 6 miles to school, regardless of the weather.  One time, during a flood, my brother and I were walking to school.  The tide took him away......I miss my little brother.

I dont like Tide. I usually buy my detergent at the Dollar General. Gain is the choice.

[LyricTenor]

I dont like Tide. I usually buy my detergent at the Dollar General. Gain is the choice.

Gain the worrrrrrld, give me Hamhoccs.
Gaaaaainnn the worrrrrrrrld, GIVE ME HAMHOCCS!!!...

[lordluvr]

Gain the worrrrrrld, give me Hamhoccs.
Gaaaaainnn the worrrrrrrrld, GIVE ME HAMHOCCS!!!...

Man, my aunt is straight up country!  I lived with her one year while in college.  Every night for dinner, it was some variety of pork- HAMHOCCS, chitterlings, poke chops (drowning in vinegar), etc. 

Needless to say, I had a lot of late-night study sessions at the library.  And of course, since I was getting home so late, I'd eat out- yeah..... that's my story. 

[OleJ]

Man, my aunt is straight up country!  I lived with her one year while in college.  Every night for dinner, it was some variety of pork- HAMHOCCS, chitterlings, poke chops (drowning in vinegar), etc. 

Needless to say, I had a lot of late-night study sessions at the library.  And of course, since I was getting home so late, I'd eat out- yeah..... that's my story. 

I wish I had a fried poke chop sammich right about now, with some hot sauce... (drools like Homer Simpson)

[lordluvr]

I wish I had a fried poke chop sammich right about now, with some hot sauce... (drools like Homer Simpson)

I once had a girlfriend who had a dog named Poke chop....Hope you enjoyed your sandwich...

[changedman]

I once had a girlfriend who had a dog named Poke chop....Hope you enjoyed your sandwich...

But in the dictionary of LGM terminology, it was accepted by the General Board that your spelling of the word in bold above is no longer the accepted jargon.

Touch your neighbor and say SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL!

[lordluvr]

But in the dictionary of LGM terminology, it was accepted by the General Board that your spelling of the word in bold above is no longer the accepted jargon.

Touch your neighbor and say SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL!

What the ham sammich?  I missed that memo.  I generally like to be on top of the current terms and phrases on LGM.  Where do I place an order for the updated LGM dictionary?

[OleJ]

What the ham sammich?  I missed that memo.  I generally like to be on top of the current terms and phrases on LGM.  Where do I place an order for the updated LGM dictionary?

Speaking of ham, anyone heard of the "ham and cheese" preacher named Bishop Liston Page? I heard he'll make you flip some pews!

[SisterCM]

Speaking of ham, anyone heard of the "ham and cheese" preacher named Bishop Liston Page? I heard he'll make you flip some pews!

Speaking of pews, have you ever seen someone shout under the pews at a tent revival?

[B3hammondboy]

Speaking of pews, have you ever seen someone shout under the pews at a tent revival?

SINCE YOU SAD REVIVAL YOU ARE HAVE A 6 MONTH REVIVAL MONDAY THUR FRIDAY FROM 7 TO 12!!!!!

[THE WOLFMAN]

SINCE YOU SAD REVIVAL YOU ARE HAVE A 6 MONTH REVIVAL MONDAY THUR FRIDAY FROM 7 TO 12!!!!!

speaking of gobbledygook and balderdash,, i didnt see bynum on tbn the othe night. what happened?

[jjblack]

SINCE YOU SAD REVIVAL YOU ARE HAVE A 6 MONTH REVIVAL MONDAY THUR FRIDAY FROM 7 TO 12!!!!!

7 to 12... nope, they are only open 7 to 11



I could use a slushy and two hour old hotdog on a spin grill about now

[lordluvr]

7 to 12... nope, they are only open 7 to 11



I could use a slushy and two hour old hotdog on a spin grill about now

Brain freeze- ahh, the memories!

[SisterCM]

It is cloudy in the city today.

[OleJ]

It is cloudy in the city today.

I saw some storm clouds yesterday, and lightning too! God was at work.

[Shadow_]

It is cloudy in the city today.

I saw some storm clouds yesterday, and lightning too! God was at work.

Methinks a lion and and elephant are giving birth...or is it that a lion is giving birth to an elephant...oh who knows...either way...God is at work!

[keptbyJesus]

Methinks a lion and and elephant are giving birth...or is it that a lion is giving birth to an elephant...oh who knows...either way...God is at work!

I'm going to Cedar Point (amusement park) Saturday, I can't wait to get me an elephant ear!!!

[Shadow_]

I'm going to Cedar Point (amusement park) Saturday, I can't wait to get me an elephant ear!!!

to go great with your monkey arms and your eel toes and your apple nose...not to mention your orange pupils and your micheal jackson hairband.

[lordluvr]

to go great with your monkey arms and your eel toes and your apple nose...not to mention your orange pupils and your micheal jackson hairband.

Wow!  He coulda had a V-8!