Question about a weirdo

[keptbyJesus]

I say just be firm and direct with him and tell him that he is out of order for the phone calls and text and their content, and you are not into him you would would appreciate it if he not call or text you but it is ok to speak in passing and that's it.  Don't show any type of nervousness or uncomfort or anything like that, b/c if he really is a "weirdo" he might play on that nervousness and really take it up a notch.  If that don't work, just break out like Cora on Meet the Browns, "I got somethin in my bag dat a hold ya baby" "you don't know me, you don't know me"!!!

[LaylaMonroe]

I don't know sax...if he stayed on the other side of town, I wouldn't be so alarmed, but this dude can be peeping in her windows and then go back home and get a cup of coffee and start the day like nothing happened. I was thinking maybe you should go out with him at a very public place (in 2 separate cars...and also have a friend there) and just see how the "outing" goes. Then the next day let him that we should be neighbors and friends and nothing else.

Girrrrrl... I gotsta get ghetto on this one:

IS YOU CRAZY????        
 
I have absolutely no desire to see how an outing goes with him.  He's a nutjob (and an extremely unattractive and dull one at that).  I have absolutely ZERO interest in him on any level... and I don't want to do anything to make him think otherwise...

I think I gotta just tell him directly that I'm not interested... 

Now that's what I really wanted to say!!!!!!.................I might have missed something......Is one of those clubs a "scip club"????

If so.......that's different!!!!  Tell him "Look, the calls at odd hours, and the venues that you are selecting are making me feel nervous. So,  I need to know if you are Ted Bundy crazy, R Kelly crazy, or just Martin Lawrence crazy so I'll know which crew to put on alert stand-by!"

Yes, you missed something.  Magic City is a very well known strip club, and Pink Pony is a low-down dirty perverts only strip club...

I'm deploying a tactical protection force to operate in the vicinity of Atlanta that covers your immediate living quarters.  Operation Lightning Bolt will commence in about 5 and a half hours.  Once I finish writing my 5-paragraph order, I'll employ fellow force members 3rd Day and LyricTenor to patrol the area as well.  What I'll need from you is a layout of the area.  Key points of interest are as follows:

A) The nearest flight of stairs
B) The nearest treeline or heavily wooded area
C) His medical facility

LOL!!!!!!!
A) through the foyer, round the corner, to the right
B) right behind the sub... past my house, all the way to the back
C) Piedmont Hospital

[Doubles22]

I say just be firm and direct with him and tell him that he is out of order for the phone calls and text and their content, and you are not into him you would would appreciate it if he not call or text you but it is ok to speak in passing and that's it.  Don't show any type of nervousness or uncomfort or anything like that, b/c if he really is a "weirdo" he might play on that nervousness and really take it up a notch.  If that don't work, just break out like Cora on Meet the Browns, "I got somethin in my bag dat a hold ya baby" "you don't know me, you don't know me"!!!

Or you could play like you have this nervous twitch, like the Army did this experiment on you that just went terribly wrong.  Then you shout "Back up!  Back up!"  Next, turn to the imaginary people behind you and say, "Mind ya business.  Just mind ya business!"

[sjonathan02]

Or you could play like you have this nervous twitch, like the Army did this experiment on you that just went terribly wrong.  Then you shout "Back up!  Back up!"  Next, turn to the imaginary people behind you and say, "Mind ya business.  Just mind ya business!"

This ain't the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

[2KlubKlarity]

Or you could play like you have this nervous twitch, like the Army did this experiment on you that just went terribly wrong.  Then you shout "Back up!  Back up!"  Next, turn to the imaginary people behind you and say, "Mind ya business.  Just mind ya business!"

HAAAAAAA, i'm mad at you kuz I did this yesterday to a friend. And just for the record...playing crazy WORKS! I've done it plenty of times...and i'm sure i'll get some comments on that, too!

[LaylaMonroe]

I'm kinda scared to play crazy.  Last time I did that, I got stuck that way for... for... for...




Wait a minute, I think I'm still stuck that way...   



    

[keptbyJesus]

Heck, if he crazy for real, play crazy might make him like you more!!!

[2KlubKlarity]

Heck, if he crazy for real, play crazy might make him like you more!!!

LOL...say your 8.5 kids will be coming next week for a visit!

[keptbyJesus]

LOL...say your 8.5 kids will be coming next week for a visit!

8.5?  where is the other .5?   

[Doubles22]

This ain't the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Yeah.  It didn't work for Ashley either. 

On the real, just like KBJ said.  Tell ol' boy that you don't appreciate the invites to those places and the "off-peak" calls. 

LOL!!!!!!!
A) through the foyer, round the corner, to the right
B) right behind the sub... past my house, all the way to the back
C) Piedmont Hospital

Thanks for the info.  Let me stop off at this sporting goods store real quick.  I might need a new headband for this one.  Then I'll get back on the road.  I promise. 

[LyricTenor]

I'm deploying a tactical protection force to operate in the vicinity of Atlanta that covers your immediate living quarters.  Operation Lightning Bolt will commence in about 5 and a half hours.  Once I finish writing my 5-paragraph order, I'll employ fellow force members 3rd Day and LyricTenor to patrol the area as well.  What I'll need from you is a layout of the area.  Key points of interest are as follows:

A) The nearest flight of stairs
B) The nearest treeline or heavily wooded area
C) His medical facility

*cut to one-sided convo bketwunxt LT & Dubz*

LT:    WHAT?!?!...Ninjas actin' up!?!?  ...Messin' with LaCHOC'LIT RAINRue!?!?...Sir, u get in contact with 3rd, I'M on my way!!

<Cheezy "Roccy" music>

It's always SOME knucclehead tryna mess with the Fam!!

That's why I'm glad I stay in shape, for occassions such as this!!

Got my game face on...

...my vehicle gassed up...

...I'M READY FOR WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[NJTheBishopAnderson]

Okay, I'll leave you alone... why you gotta put my business out like that?? Huh?

NOT!!

 

Anywho, you live in ATLANTA and you're asking if this dude is a "weirdo" or not?  I should think the answer would be simple... YES!!  You may (and I do mean MAY, cause I dunno you like that), be the onliess sane person in Atlanta.

Seriously though, I agree with those that say be forward and direct with Sideshow Bob.  Just let him now you appreciate his kind gestures, but at this point in your life (still painfully grieved over your late husband) *hint hint*, you don't desire to endeavor into a new relationship.  See, now how hard could that be?


Besides, I KNOW he must be crazy cause I have a final second chance rule... if you decline my second advance.. PEACE OUT!!! Ain't NO woman worth the headache of running behind.  Thing is, I don't have that problem now... just can't get rid of the ones that's interested in me. okay lemme stop 'for this gets ugly.

[2KlubKlarity]

*cut to one-sided convo bketwunxt LT & Dubz*

LT:    WHAT?!?!...Ninjas actin' up!?!?  ...Messin' with LaCHOC'LIT RAINRue!?!?...Sir, u get in contact with 3rd, I'M on my way!!

<Cheezy "Roccy" music>

You are trully a dork!

[LaylaMonroe]

OMG LT, you just made me literally laugh out loud at work!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious!

Y'all are too nutty around here...

Yeah.  It didn't work for Ashley either. 

On the real, just like KBJ said.  Tell ol' boy that you don't appreciate the invites to those places and the "off-peak" calls. 

I'm gonna try that.  I think I'll send him a text that says:

(Name) I really appreciate your being such a kind neighbor.  But your early morning calls/texts and the invitations to strip clubs have really put me off a bit.  To be frank, my life belongs to the Lord, and I'm just not interested in hanging out with any man right now.  Take care.

Which leads me to ask... in general, what in the heck gives a dude the gall to ask a woman to a strip club if he doesn't even know if she's that kind of lady????  I mean, I can see if he and I had discussed those places or behaviors, but we have NEVER even gone there... not even close....

[sjonathan02]

*cut to one-sided convo bketwunxt LT & Dubz*

LT:    WHAT?!?!...Ninjas actin' up!?!?  ...Messin' with LaCHOC'LIT RAINRue!?!?...Sir, u get in contact with 3rd, I'M on my way!!

<Cheezy "Roccy" music>

It's always SOME knucclehead tryna mess with the Fam!!

That's why I'm glad I stay in shape, for occassions such as this!!

Got my game face on...

...my vehicle gassed up...

...I'M READY FOR WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

PWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!OH MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[keptbyJesus]

OMG LT, you just made me literally laugh out loud at work!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious!

Y'all are too nutty around here...

I'm gonna try that.  I think I'll send him a text that says:

(Name) I really appreciate your being such a kind neighbor.  But your early morning calls/texts and the invitations to strip clubs have really put me off a bit.  To be frank, my life belongs to the Lord, and I'm just not interested in hanging out with any man right now.  Take care.

Which leads me to ask... in general, what in the heck gives a dude the gall to ask a woman to a strip club if he doesn't even know if she's that kind of lady????  I mean, I can see if he and I had discussed those places or behaviors, but we have NEVER even gone there... not even close....

Casue he crazy as ahhhhhh ummm neva mind, cause he crazy!!! 

Anyway, aren't you moving soon anyway?

[LyricTenor]

You are trully a dork!

Durst thou, 2Kute?   

 

OMG LT, you just made me literally laugh out loud at work!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious!

Y'all are too nutty around here...

We does what we can madam.   

PWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!OH MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I know, TOO much free time. 

*sniccer*

 

[ddw4e]

I am sorry LaRue. Never thought you put me on blast.

[Doubles22]

It's a little strange, and corny as sax said.  Phone calls aren't bad but repeated calls at odd hours of the day is a red flag.  I'd think that if I wanted breakfast with you, I would set that date up a day or two before, not call you at 6 doggone 14 in the morning.  Okay, that last part just made me a little upset.

*heavy sigh*

*walking up to his attic grumbling to himself....*

I don't see why I have to be doing this kind of.......
*returns from attic dressed like Roadblock and carrying a 50 cal*



....cause ninjas wanna act up and get a brotha's preshha all high. 
Man, I try to stay retired and...
*door slams*

*cut to one-sided convo bketwunxt LT & Dubz*

LT:   WHAT?!?!...Ninjas actin' up!?!?  ...Messin' with LaCHOC'LIT RAINRue!?!?...Sir, u get in contact with 3rd, I'M on my way!!

<Cheezy "Roccy" music>

It's always SOME knucclehead tryna mess with the Fam!!

That's why I'm glad I stay in shape, for occassions such as this!!

Got my game face on...

...my vehicle gassed up...

...I'M READY FOR WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

After all this...and whatever 3rd Day has to offer, I'm thinking that ol' crazy dude will be the one moving out of the neighborhood.

[LaylaMonroe]

I am sorry LaRue. Never thought you put me on blast.

LOL!!!!!!  Hey... don't play like that.  Let me find out that's really you!!!  LOL... (his initials are hidden in your user name, so don't play!)     

Casue he crazy as ahhhhhh ummm neva mind, cause he crazy!!! 

Anyway, aren't you moving soon anyway?

*sigh*  I don't know... I started the resume submission/interviewing process for the job in DC back in June.  Next week, if I decide to go, I'll be in DC for the final panel interview.  It's been a really long road, and frankly, they're getting on my nerves.  Plus, I have a lot of other stuff going on, so I'm not sure I can find the energy to relocate.

In short, I'm having second thoughts.