*Wakes up suddenly out of his sleep*NO MORE OFFERINGS!!!!!!!!Huh??...Wuh??...Where am I??Aww man....I was having a nightmare....I was at a church and there was no service...It was just offering...after offering....after offering.....Whew!! I'm so glad it was just a dream..... 'Monin family!!Ok...Who's cooking this morning??
G'mornin all.I have a taste for cheese grits, cheese eggs, salmon croquettes, and a butter biscuit, please.AND PLEEEEEASE somebody fix me a cup of coffee. Cream, 3 sugars.**digging up some pennies from the bottom of my pocketbook for offering**
I? COOK!?*stomps in to kitchen grumblin* Y'all shoulda let a ninja now ahead of time!!
*Walks into kitchen*Hey shada bo si ya bo!!!
*opportunity man swoops in*Ohhh I didn't know you were cooking, but since I'm here...Where do you keep the plates at?
Behind that preposition.You ain't the only one who can swoop in on opportunities.
*looks up*We got plates???I guess I can stop eating straight from the buffet....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!English class after breakfast upstairs in Room A.
Yes, we have plates. Thanks to ME. What exactly are you doing with all this offering money, Pastor Redy???? Hmmm????
I see y'all done had about 9 pages of clownin' and I missed it all. Gimme a plate and some of that sausage.