*Redy crashes through window..and does the tuc and roll through thelivingroom into the kitchen**spear in right hand with 4 fish on the end...2 ferrets on a rope in left handand 1 bear skin over his shoulder**jumps up...water dripping off of him**in He-man stance**Barefoot....wearing leaflet drawls...sea shell necalace and seaweed arm-bands*Hey ya'll I got brea'.... *sees the spread*What da?????!!!!!!
*Redy comes back down stairs**Wearing nothing but....that bear skin and his wing-tipchurch shoes....slightly wornon the outside of the heel.**holds up the two ferrets he caught*So ain't nobody gon' cook up these hea' ferrets??? *crickets chirpping*No problem....Mo' fa me.....
Dude! The visuals! The Grizzly Adams thing ain't working for me, boss.
HAHAHAHA!!!!Man..if you knew what I wentthrough to get this skin....You'd wear it as a robe for your next sermon....LOLI skinned that bear while he was ALIVE!!!!!If you happen to see a naked bear walkin' 'roundasking all kinds of questions....You don't know me.....
BWOI...YOUR NAME IS NOT ADAM...GO PUT SOME DANG CLOTHES ON!!And yes....HAM...y'all been discriminating against the best breakfast meat of all ALL WEEK LONG!!!! Now eat up and be happy!!!!
You're right.....If I was Adam....This thread would be a very uncomfortable place right now....LOLAdam was above leaflet drawls... Can you dig it??
Actually, sir....I would think that walking around carrying dead ferrett with only a leaflet to cover the merchandise would be uncomfortable.Anyway, let's do it like this...All those people who can NOT play Amazing Grace in A natural will be forced to consume a ferrett and egg omelette until they learn to do so. It doesn't apply to me today because I'm the cook and I'll make sure all the ferrett is gone before I fix my own HAM and egg omelette.As a courtesy, we'll cover the ferrett meat with a lotta cheese. Cool?NOW, as for Redy...DUDE, this is LGM SURVIVOR...NOT THE GARDEN OF EDEN! GO AND GET DRESSED!!!Any more occurrences of you walking through the house in a leaflet and bear skin could make us lose our network ratings. We want to stay on FAMILY channels, not the SPICE channel.Now, do it again and I'm gonna start cooking in a choir robe all day! Bring it, Cletus!
Good Morning! I'll talk more when I wake up, lol.
*(((SMACK)))**turns around to see 2K on da flo' holdin' her check, while Nessa stumbles back towards the sleeping area*
As Redy would say:Man naw whus wrong witchuAin't nobody fittin to bke eatinno dawg gone ferretWhat dis look like "fear factor"*walks out and slams da doe*
*heading towards Nessa wiht a pillow*Oh naw she didn't. It is about to be on!
*((SMACK)), THUD*turns, again, to see Nessa smack 2K to the ground without looking ala a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
*gives Nessa the evil green eye**looks at Sjon and realizes he's enjoying this too much**heading towards him with open arms*Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh big bro....huggy time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sees 2K heading his way**ducks into Bathroom........*Ohhhhhhhhh big bro....huggy ti *...........and closes the door............((THUD))**inside bathroom*
*sits at table with arms folded*Why are y'all so sour in the morning??*wondering who can I bother next*OHHHHH REDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where you at???