Dude, if you don't tell anyone about the mask and rollers, I won't tell anyone you have a pic of Jesus and some sheep on those briefs you said were boxers....
And if you DO tell someone about the mask and rollers, I'll just have to let them know that your right sock has a hole where it appears Moses' nose would've been, and that you dance like Elaine from Seinfeld... and that you don't brush your teeth before you... oh nevermind, that's LL that doesn't brush his teeth.

By the way, do you really sleep in get up like that every night? Weird dude, you are.