Jonathan, I picked you up some all-beef sausage, but... first a special message...
Since I'm the first one up (or really, the last one to go to bed... lol), I thought I'd take kitchen duty today. But, as I was fastening my apron, coming down the stairs, on my way into the kitchen, I tripped over a pair of LT's ole dingy, holey briefs, and fell down the last two steps. Fell right on my head.
I thought I had blacked out, but then I heard a voice from on high speak loudly and clearly. You all would've heard it too, if it wasn't for Redy's loud snoring.

Folks, the word of the Lord for the house today is to turn our cyber plates down, abstain from IHOP, pancakes, lumpy oatmeal, fruit platters, bacon, and any other foods items. Today, we will be cyberfasting until 12:00 noon...
or whatever time I wake up... lol... . In the meantime, if you get hungry, taste and see that the Lord is good... or let your tears be your meat... or consume manna from heaven... or find some other food-related scripture... LOL.
Thus saith gawdt.
From on high.
And it is so.
Have a great morning, folks!

**rubbing my head** I'm feeling a little dizzy. I'm going to bed.
And LT, please pick up those dangblasted underoos off the floor!!!!
