*Wakes up (again) to the sound of lips smackin', burpin', and English muffinin'*
Dag, you'd think that ninjas never eat around here!
*Grabs stash of grub* Preesh, Lord *Commences smackin'*
*Looks over at Redy*
What?
Redy: "Your...um...prayer"
Me: "Dude, you ain't read that very same prayer in 3rd Corinthians chapter 5?"