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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #80 on: November 21, 2007, 06:59:37 AM »
I went to a funeral when i was little, looked at the program, Womans name was "Anis", i nearly fell out....

How do you pronounce that ::)

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #81 on: November 21, 2007, 07:16:32 AM »
~aLl_GrOwN_uP~ You have a crazy avatar....LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #82 on: November 21, 2007, 07:19:01 AM »
~aLl_GrOwN_uP~ You have a crazy avatar....LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

She's bkeen hanging around the Media Ministry WAAAAAAAAYYYYY too long!!   :D :D :D :D

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #83 on: November 21, 2007, 08:08:16 AM »
She's bkeen hanging around the Media Ministry WAAAAAAAAYYYYY too long!!   :D :D :D :D

yeah... wayyyyy too long is right.

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #84 on: November 21, 2007, 08:13:35 AM »
yeah... wayyyyy too long is right.

Did you just...NEVER MIND!!   :-X

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #85 on: November 21, 2007, 10:27:46 AM »
I used to work in the ER Registration many moons ago, and we had
a teenage girl who came in with the baby crowning!  :o Yeah, it was like,
"Get Sistagirl to Labor & Delivery NOW or the baby is gonna drop right
out on the floor!!"  Not a good scene.  Lucky for her and the baby all went
well...it was the shortest delivery in hospital history.  They basically had her
cross her legs in the elevator trying to hold on so she could deliver in a sterile
environment.  Another one of those, "What was she thinking?  ?/?

Anyway, when it was all over, the admin clerk went to get her info and find
out what she wanted to name the little bundle of joy.  She'd had a little girl
and wanted to name her--are you ready for this--Vagina:o I heard the
clerk dropped all the papers when she heard that, hehe. Several people tried
to talk her out of it, but she said she'd heard the name in the Sex Ed class at
school (must've been about the only thing she heard) and thought it was
"pretty." 

So now, there is a little girl out there living with the name "Vagina."  Let's all
pray for her, because she's probably about 17 yo by now.  My, my, my.


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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #86 on: November 21, 2007, 10:42:20 AM »
How do you pronounce that ::)

My great grandfather's first name was "Enis", that's pronounced "Eeen-is".  Wasn't that also the name of the deputy on the Dukes of Hazzard?  I think so.

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #87 on: November 21, 2007, 10:42:26 AM »
I used to work in the ER Registration many moons ago, and we had
a teenage girl who came in with the baby crowning!  :o Yeah, it was like,
"Get Sistagirl to Labor & Delivery NOW or the baby is gonna drop right
out on the floor!!"  Not a good scene.  Lucky for her and the baby all went
well...it was the shortest delivery in hospital history.  They basically had her
cross her legs in the elevator trying to hold on so she could deliver in a sterile
environment.  Another one of those, "What was she thinking?  ?/?

Anyway, when it was all over, the admin clerk went to get her info and find
out what she wanted to name the little bundle of joy.  She'd had a little girl
and wanted to name her--are you ready for this--Vagina:o I heard the
clerk dropped all the papers when she heard that, hehe. Several people tried
to talk her out of it, but she said she'd heard the name in the Sex Ed class at
school (must've been about the only thing she heard) and thought it was
"pretty." 

So now, there is a little girl out there living with the name "Vagina."  Let's all
pray for her, because she's probably about 17 yo by now.  My, my, my.


Peace,

Surfinwahine

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #88 on: November 21, 2007, 10:53:37 AM »
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That is worthy of a Co-Sign... LOL...

One of my co workers had an interesting story as well... It seems that he knows a woman named Female, pronounced Fem-ah-lee... Apparently when her mother gave birth to her, she assumed that whn she looked at the birth certificate, and saw that it was already there, the hospital offered that as a suggested name for the baby... LOL

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #89 on: November 21, 2007, 10:59:02 AM »
That is worthy of a Co-Sign... LOL...

One of my co workers had an interesting story as well... It seems that he knows a woman named Female, pronounced Fem-ah-lee... Apparently when her mother gave birth to her, she assumed that whn she looked at the birth certificate, and saw that it was already there, the hospital offered that as a suggested name for the baby... LOL

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #90 on: November 21, 2007, 12:05:22 PM »
I was born in Italy, and I know the story of that 19-th century Italian guy who was a revolutionary and named his kids "Revo", "Lutio" and "Nary".

People in Zimbabwe have funky names: "Goodwill, Blessing, Lovemore, Evidence, Reward or Wonder" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/402055.stm


Oh....I forgot all about the names in my church....

We have "Godswill", "Sunday", "Blessings" (who is a terror), "Divine"...there are more but they're not coming to mind right now.

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #91 on: November 21, 2007, 01:52:17 PM »


Anyway, when it was all over, the admin clerk went to get her info and find
out what she wanted to name the little bundle of joy.  She'd had a little girl
and wanted to name her--are you ready for this--Vagina:o I heard the
clerk dropped all the papers when she heard that, hehe. Several people tried
to talk her out of it, but she said she'd heard the name in the Sex Ed class at
school (must've been about the only thing she heard) and thought it was
"pretty." 

So now, there is a little girl out there living with the name "Vagina."  Let's all
pray for her, because she's probably about 17 yo by now.  My, my, my.


Peace,

Surfinwahine

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #92 on: November 21, 2007, 01:57:41 PM »
We have this sister at our church named Anita and she married a oriental gentleman with the last name of "Thong"... I kid you not!  They were having a banquet for my pastor and they asked for her to make an presentation, so you can imagine the young people outside crackin up as they heard, "Sis Anita Thong... let give it up for Anita Thong everybody!" over the PA system.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!  :D :D

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #93 on: November 21, 2007, 07:21:57 PM »

So now, there is a little girl out there living with the name "Vagina."  Let's all
pray for her, because she's probably about 17 yo by now.  My, my, my.


Peace,

Surfinwahine



Maybe it's pronounced Vah-jeena.  I hope?  Lawd please let them pronounce it that way.
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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #94 on: November 21, 2007, 08:42:17 PM »


Maybe it's pronounced Vah-jeena.  I hope?  Lawd please let them pronounce it that way.

Actually, that is the way young Moms said she wanted
to pronounce her little girl's name.  But let's be real...she
might've pronounced it "Vah-jeena", but how many other ignorant
people would even think to try pronouncing it that way--even
as a guess?  I worked in healthcare over 16 years before MS
sidelined me, and sadly the majority of my coworkers would never
give it a second thought. 

I always took the high road (or would that be the low road?)
and would go into the waiting room with the chart,
stand there looking puzzled for about a minute,
and then humbly call out, "Ms. Williams?". Those who
have unusual names are generally used to having
their names slaughtered in a packed waiting room and
having to endure all the stares and even laughter  >:( 
as they are taken back to see the Doc.  It was always
my feeling that if you could save someone the
embarrassment, do it.

Ok, I'm getting off my soapbox now.  hehe.  :-X

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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #95 on: November 22, 2007, 11:38:18 AM »
Ok, here's one, and I see why some older folks use initials in their names.

Rev. F.C. Barnes ("Rough Side of the Mountain", father of Luther Barnes). I read in a book that the F.C. stands for....
















































































































































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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #96 on: November 22, 2007, 11:56:16 AM »
I think the girl who wanted to name her child Vagina honestly must not have known what the name meant.
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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #97 on: November 22, 2007, 12:40:26 PM »
I think the girl who wanted to name her child Vagina honestly must not have known what the name meant.

If she had a son, do you think she named him "Richard"? :o
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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #98 on: November 22, 2007, 05:32:46 PM »
I used to work in the ER Registration many moons ago, and we had
a teenage girl who came in with the baby crowning!  :o Yeah, it was like,
"Get Sistagirl to Labor & Delivery NOW or the baby is gonna drop right
out on the floor!!"  Not a good scene.  Lucky for her and the baby all went
well...it was the shortest delivery in hospital history.  They basically had her
cross her legs in the elevator trying to hold on so she could deliver in a sterile
environment.  Another one of those, "What was she thinking?  ?/?

Anyway, when it was all over, the admin clerk went to get her info and find
out what she wanted to name the little bundle of joy.  She'd had a little girl
and wanted to name her--are you ready for this--Vagina:o I heard the
clerk dropped all the papers when she heard that, hehe. Several people tried
to talk her out of it, but she said she'd heard the name in the Sex Ed class at
school (must've been about the only thing she heard) and thought it was
"pretty." 

So now, there is a little girl out there living with the name "Vagina."  Let's all
pray for her, because she's probably about 17 yo by now.  My, my, my.


Peace,

Surfinwahine
Oooooooh My Gawt! I ain't got nuffin to say about dis. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Maybe she can use a some intitials or something...how bout "Gina".  :D :D :D
Another strange name that I know is a man named "Kim"
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Re: The strangest or oddest name you have heard
« Reply #99 on: November 22, 2007, 06:40:00 PM »
If she had a son, do you think she named him "Richard"? :o

Naw, she would probably name him Penis, pronounced Peh-neese, LOL.  :o
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