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Offline ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~

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SNORING!
« on: November 30, 2007, 09:12:00 AM »
...So I was in a staff meeting a minute ago... and about thirty minutes in, I heard what appeared to be snoring. So I turned around to see which of these idiots fell asleep, and I was shocked to see that everyone was awake... The dude behind me was snoring and he was FULLY AWAKE! That is so....... I can't even phrase it right.... but gross. Forgive me, I just had to vent... That was horrible.
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 11:51:55 AM »
I'll see that and raise you an... I actually fell asleep during a meeting and my own snoring woke me up... It was one of those head in ya chest snores... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! To this day my co workers clown me about that one... No one would have known that I was sleep if I hadnt snored... hahahahahahah!!!!
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 12:20:15 PM »
I catch myself sometimes. I know in class this week I was really tired sort of just put my hair in my face and closed my eyes. I caught myself snoring, but played it off saying it was "sinuses" and I was just clearing my nose. I was doing good until I started drooling...not no little dribble out the corner. It was full blown drip down my chest. Luckily no one saw it, I thought, until my homeboy clowned me this morning in class. How sad...but it was some good sleeping!
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 01:16:38 PM »
Quote from: JustBecause on November 30, 2007, 11:51:55 AM
I'll see that and raise you an... I actually fell asleep during a meeting and my own snoring woke me up... It was one of those head in ya chest snores... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! To this day my co workers clown me about that one... No one would have known that I was sleep if I hadnt snored... hahahahahahah!!!!

Fawther, it is in the name of Jaysus that we pray faw Sistah Nakeeeuh Lawd Gawd. Lawd bless huh eyahs so that she knoweth that moment when she snoreth Lawd Gawd... Lawd Bless huh wheauh she may be delivuhed from them snorin demons Lawd Gawd. We ask you keep huh droolin to a minimum... In yo name we pray... Amen Amen and Amen... :D
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 01:22:43 PM »
Quote from: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on November 30, 2007, 01:16:38 PM
Fawther, it is in the name of Jaysus that we pray faw Sistah Nakeeeuh Lawd Gawd. Lawd bless huh eyahs so that she knoweth that moment when she snoreth Lawd Gawd... Lawd Bless huh wheauh she may be delivuhed from them snorin demons Lawd Gawd. We ask you keep huh droolin to a minimum... In yo name we pray... Amen Amen and Amen... :D

Not the droolin'?!?! 
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 01:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on November 30, 2007, 01:22:43 PM
Not the droolin'?!?! 

LOL... Lemme stop. I was only kidding.
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2007, 01:36:28 PM »
So, this IS a thread about Jehova El ShutEye (the God of Rest).   :D :D
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2007, 03:41:17 PM »
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOT THIS TOPIC AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!


*RUNS FOR COVER WITH HIS HEAD TUCKED NEATLY BETWEEN HIS LEGS HOPING THAT NO ONE WILL SEE THAT CLOUD OF DUST THAT FOLLOWS HIM AS HE RUNS LIKE HE HAS THE HOLY GHOST TIMES THREE!!!*
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 03:53:43 PM »
Quote from: changedman on November 30, 2007, 03:41:17 PM
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOT THIS TOPIC AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!


*RUNS FOR COVER WITH HIS HEAD TUCKED NEATLY BETWEEN HIS LEGS HOPING THAT NO ONE WILL SEE THAT CLOUD OF DUST THAT FOLLOWS HIM AS HE RUNS LIKE HE HAS THE HOLY GHOST TIMES THREE!!!*

Hey No farting in public unless you are gonna pretend that it wasnt you... You're running away was not a good idea... cause it lingers...
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 03:54:53 PM »
Quote from: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on November 30, 2007, 01:16:38 PM
Fawther, it is in the name of Jaysus that we pray faw Sistah Nakeeeuh Lawd Gawd. Lawd bless huh eyahs so that she knoweth that moment when she snoreth Lawd Gawd... Lawd Bless huh wheauh she may be delivuhed from them snorin demons Lawd Gawd. We ask you keep huh droolin to a minimum... In yo name we pray... Amen Amen and Amen... :D
Quote from: Doubles22 on November 30, 2007, 01:22:43 PM
Not the droolin'?!?! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad I didnt drool... I would have had to change my name and move to another state... Just too devastating to saty... hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ...
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2007, 05:46:28 PM »
I inherited my snoring from my father.  He gets down when he snores.  I remember one time when I was around 11 or 12 years old.  We were all at my uncle's house and it was full of folks.  People were crashing on the floor and errrything.  Well, my father and my 2 uncles all snored.  Now put all three of them in the same room.  I could not sleep to the point I started crying because I was so frustrated with all of the snoring. 

Ironically, I have been awaken by MY OWN snoring. Now that's bad.  Incredibly, my 10-month old son can sleep through my snoring when he's sleeping on my chest and I fall asleep too.  But anything else can wake him up.  Whazwidat? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/?   

 
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2007, 05:51:49 PM »
I done it several times on the organ WHILE playing...them prayers be long at times especially when it's my second service in 2 hours
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 08:39:06 PM »
Wow. They should change the title of that other post to THE GIFT OF SNORING.  That very gift (so help me Jesus) has saved me from marriage, overnight stays at people's houses, attending the church lock in.......it's a gift sho.
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2007, 02:20:28 AM »
I really hate when people snore but I had to get over that when I got married...LOL :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2007, 06:44:17 AM »
So embarrassed..thanks alot "bx reincarnated"
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2007, 06:52:33 AM »
Quote from: changedman on December 02, 2007, 06:44:17 AM
So embarrassed..thanks alot "bx reincarnated"

LOL... All I did was put the guy from work on blast... the TaxiCab Confession style admissions going on up in here has nothing to do with me...
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2007, 07:58:23 AM »
Quote from: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on November 30, 2007, 09:12:00 AM
...So I was in a staff meeting a minute ago... and about thirty minutes in, I heard what appeared to be snoring. So I turned around to see which of these idiots fell asleep, and I was shocked to see that everyone was awake... The dude behind me was snoring and he was FULLY AWAKE! That is so....... I can't even phrase it right.... but gross. Forgive me, I just had to vent... That was horrible.

I know several people (4 off the top of my head) that snore while awake.  All of them are overweight, and that could have something to do with it because obesity or excessive weight can affect your respiratory system.  Of course, there are other things like smoking, sleep apnea, allergies, asthma, congestion, and some other stuff that can cause it, too.  My brother in law snores 24 hours a day, asleep or awake... LOL!  Seriously.  I'm not exaggerating.  If he's not speaking, he's snoring.  His has nothing to do with weight, though.  He was snoring even before he gained all the weight because he has sleep apnea.

I snore while awake if I have the flu.  :-\  I know I shouldn't admit that, but... LOL!  :D :D :D
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2007, 08:03:23 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on December 03, 2007, 07:58:23 AM
I know several people (4 off the top of my head) that snore while awake.  All of them are overweight, and that could have something to do with it because obesity or excessive weight can affect your respiratory system.  Of course, there are other things like smoking, sleep apnea, allergies, asthma, congestion, and some other stuff that can cause it, too.  My brother in law snores 24 hours a day, asleep or awake... LOL!  Seriously.  I'm not exaggerating.  If he's not speaking, he's snoring.  His has nothing to do with weight, though.  He was snoring even before he gained all the weight because he has sleep apnea.

I snore while awake if I have the flu.  :-\  I know I shouldn't admit that, but... LOL!  :D :D :D
My goodness, I have never heard of a person snoring while awake. You learn somethin new everyday... :D
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2007, 08:11:07 AM »
Quote from: chevonee on December 03, 2007, 08:03:23 AM
My goodness, I have never heard of a person snoring while awake. You learn somethin new everyday... :D

Yeah... it's a huge turn-off, to say the least.  One of my friends who does it is just as handsome as handsome gets... I mean, he really is a good looking brother... but whenever we're all hanging out, if it gets quiet for 10 seconds, you'll hear him snoring, and all of a sudden, he's not that handsome anymore.  LOL!  :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: SNORING!
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2007, 08:12:50 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on December 03, 2007, 08:11:07 AM
Yeah... it's a huge turn-off, to say the least.  One of my friends who does it is just as handsome as handsome gets... I mean, he really is a good looking brother... but whenever we're all hanging out, if it gets quiet for 10 seconds, you'll hear him snoring, and all of a sudden, he's not that handsome anymore.  LOL!  :D :D :D :D :D
Yeah that does sound like a MAJOR turn-off......LOL :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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