nuttin me dea here, eeryting crisp
Translation for the non-yardies:
My question - Wah gwan? (What's going on?)
Musiqisme26 response, which is quoted above - "Nothing is going on, he's just here, but everything is cool!"
My husband and I are planning to go on vacation to Port Antonio
If you do go, you're going to have a ball or mango or june plum!!

Make sure you try the jerk lobster!! Dat a go mekk you cry wit joy!
Translation:
that's going to make you cry with joy/happiness