...So I am in the chat room talking to TBlock, and out the corner of my eye, there is an orange glow. I turned, and not only was the dish towel on fire, but the curtains caught too... tryin to fry two pieces of chicken for breakfast...

I HAD TO PRAY BEFORE READING THIS POST! MY SPRIT GOT LOW WHEN I READ THE TITLE!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
But, for your hearing, I would like to quote a familiar passage:
"For the chicken shall be a jealous meat; he that putteth other items before the chicken and doth not give the chicken his undivided loyalty shall see flames." (Herman 12:19, KJV)