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Offline ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~

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My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« on: December 14, 2007, 06:10:15 PM »
To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a HaiDryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."



It's Called Therapy

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Re: My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 06:21:23 PM »
 8) :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 08:04:37 PM »
I am definitely trying some of those.  :D

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Re: My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 09:16:37 PM »
Wow, I already do some of these on a regular basis. ;D

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Re: My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 09:44:59 PM »
To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity



7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."




Ya'll probably have that one person at your church who already does that.  ;D
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Re: My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 07:07:21 AM »
 :D

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Re: My mom sent this to me... Quite funny...
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 07:08:56 AM »
To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity




8. Don t use any punctuation.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"




It's Called Therapy


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