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Offline sjonathan02

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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2008, 06:14:20 AM »
Quote from: ReddGirl on May 01, 2008, 10:35:33 PM
I declare LGM has some of the most beautiful babies...Ok SJON get busy to add to our collection!


PPPPWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D


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you're serious?!  :o :o :o ;D


You know, my wife has been trying to have the "baby talk" with me for the last week or so. She kepts sending me pictures of her holding other babies; we had some friends over, the other day, and they brought their children and my wife was just too happy.  ::)


I'm not quite ready, not yet.  :-\
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2008, 07:44:19 AM »
OK this may be a dumb question but how do married folks NOT have babies?  ?/? How do they decide not to have babies?  ?/?

How does the biology work?  ?/? I thought a woman was technically able to have babies every ten months (one month of rest after the last baby pops out). In fact how DO married folks not have tons of kids?

Is there some kind of biological mechanism that you get as a married person that enables you to shut down your ability to make babies? ?/?
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2008, 07:46:27 AM »
Quote from: Fenix on May 02, 2008, 07:44:19 AM
OK this may be a dumb question but how do married folks NOT have babies?  ?/? How do they decide not to have babies?  ?/?

How does the biology work?  ?/? I thought a woman was technically able to have babies every ten months (one month of rest after the last baby pops out). In fact how DO married folks not have tons of kids?

Is there some kind of biological mechanism that you get as a married person that enables you to shut down your ability to make babies? ?/?

So, you've never heard of contraception? ?/?It's NOT just for STDs anymore.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2008, 07:48:11 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 02, 2008, 07:46:27 AM
So, you've never heard of contraception? ?/?

Oh... :-[

Moving on...
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2008, 08:31:08 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 02, 2008, 06:14:20 AM

PPPPWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D


Oh wait..........



















you're serious?!  :o :o :o ;D


You know, my wife has been trying to have the "baby talk" with me for the last week or so. She kepts sending me pictures of her holding other babies; we had some friends over, the other day, and they brought their children and my wife was just too happy.  ::)


I'm not quite ready, not yet.  :-\

No rush! You have plenty of time.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2008, 08:43:33 AM »
Quote from: ReddGirl on May 02, 2008, 08:31:08 AM
No rush! You have plenty of time.

Try convincing my wife of that.  ::) :-\
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2008, 08:57:57 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 02, 2008, 08:43:33 AM
Try convincing my wife of that.  ::) :-\

Print this out for her;

Dear Mrs Sjon,

Please allow your husband time to think about having kids. Kids understand stuff ma'am. They know very well that daddy is not "hurting " mommy. Be patient ma'am, wait until someone invents a machine that can adequately simulate the sound of pain and then have kids. That way you won't be worried about any unnecessary interruptions of "Monsters under the bed" and somesuch.

Thank you.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2008, 08:59:29 AM »
Crap on a bicycle, i meant to make that white!!!!!!

 >:(

I'm sorry Sjon.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2008, 09:31:39 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 01, 2008, 12:02:59 PM
I felt the same way until I held my goddaughter on her SECOND day on this Earth. It was unbelievable. *sniffle*

Man, wait until it's yours and you're holding him/her just minutes after being born.  Words just can't describe it.  Even if you are excited leading up to it, once you see with your own eyes that baby will capture your heart in a way that you could never imagine.  I can't tell you how I felt while Evan and I were just sitting there looking at each other.  Its an instant bond unlike any other.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2008, 09:01:58 PM »
Quote from: bassthumpa on May 03, 2008, 09:31:39 AM
Man, wait until it's yours and you're holding him/her just minutes after being born.  Words just can't describe it.  Even if you are excited leading up to it, once you see with your own eyes that baby will capture your heart in a way that you could never imagine.  I can't tell you how I felt while Evan and I were just sitting there looking at each other.  Its an instant bond unlike any other.


I believe it, bruh.  :)
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2008, 12:58:11 AM »
New baby pic, just for you Fenix, lol.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2008, 05:51:36 AM »
Thanks Nessa. She is growing to be so gorgeous. Is this the official baby Adoration thread? Good. :)

From now on monthly updates of Cute Baby must be made.

I have spoken.
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2008, 10:42:16 AM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on June 15, 2008, 12:58:11 AM
New baby pic, just for you Fenix, lol.

That baby has got to be the cutest little baby I've seen in quite some time. I'd love to engage in "baby talk" with her.

BUT......

That "Jets" bear next to her. Please discard of it immediately. We do not need to be falsely influencing her to become a Loser Jets fan at such a young age. Discard the Bear. Now.  >:( :( >:( :D :D
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Re: Baby.....
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2008, 08:23:16 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on June 15, 2008, 10:42:16 AM
That baby has got to be the cutest little baby I've seen in quite some time. I'd love to engage in "baby talk" with her.

BUT......

That "Jets" bear next to her. Please discard of it immediately. We do not need to be falsely influencing her to become a Loser Jets fan at such a young age. Discard the Bear. Now.  >:( :( >:( :D :D
LOL, I know, I think my sister won that stupid bear at Circus Circus.  Chaniya was tearin him up though, lol.  She was actin' like she was mad at him... 
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