What gets on your last nerve?

[B_X]

Btw, if you put a square or two of toilet tissue in the toilet before you urinate, it won't make that woefully loud sound.

Im going to HAVE to pass this along in my household... Because it is annoying.

[under13]

I wish a woman would tell me how to pee.

[B_X]

I wish a woman would tell me how to pee.

LOL... sometimes it IS necessary...

[phbrown]

Btw, if you put a square or two of toilet tissue in the toilet before you urinate, it won't make that woefully loud sound.

I got it!!!

A toilet with a liquid nitriogen spray gun attached!!! This is how it would work the toilet will sense what you are about to do (raise the seat if a man approaches and lowers the seat if a lady approaches) As the gent begins to handle his buisness the computer will spray the stream of urine with the liquid nitrogen instantly creating yellow snow which lands in the toilet quietly and melts


I'm a genius you don't have to tell me I know ROFL!!!

[Fenix]

Ok, now I'm getting disgusted by all this talk.

[lordluvr]

Btw, if you put a square or two of toilet tissue in the toilet before you urinate, it won't make that woefully loud sound.

That would only work if:

A. The brother doesn't take a long pee, cuz those squares will rip after a couple of seconds
B. The brother actually cares to aim at the squares
C. The squares stay stationary, assuming the brother cares to aim at them in the first place

[SirTJ]

I thought this was LGM, not LPeeM.

[under13]

That would only work if:

A. The brother doesn't take a long pee, cuz those squares will rip after a couple of seconds
B. The brother actually cares to aim at the squares
C. The squares stay stationary, assuming the brother cares to aim at them in the first place

D. The brother would actually do something like that.

[sjonathan02]

That would only work if:

A. The brother doesn't take a long pee, cuz those squares will rip after a couple of seconds
B. The brother actually cares to aim at the squares
C. The squares stay stationary, assuming the brother cares to aim at them in the first place

   Ok, it can't be that serious. It. just. can't.

[lordluvr]

  Ok, it can't be that serious. It. just. can't.

That's the point. it's not. Maybe should have used smileys and made a Chia Pet reference.   

[Gibby]

I wish a woman would tell me how to pee.

LOL!

[sjonathan02]

That's the point. it's not. Maybe should have used smileys and made a Chia Pet reference.    

Yes, that would've cleared things right up. 

[Hasmonean1]

Ok, now I'm getting disgusted by all this talk.

No stone will go unturned and every topic fully explored on LPeeM. 

[Cheetara23]

What gets on my last nerve?
Sending an email to a co-worker, only for them to respond to the email and then come over to my desk 2 minutes later to tell me exactly what they wrote In the responding email. Dude, I can read the response, thanks

[Gibby]

When the house cat waits until I go to the bathroom and sits in my spot on the couch...and he wonders why he gets hit with a pillow...

[T-Block]

The term "Heavenly language". I don't know why, but anytiime I hear someone say that, I get annoyed.

[Gibby]

The term "Heavenly language". I don't know why, but anytiime I hear someone say that, I get annoyed.

LOL! About as bad as when gossiping people say "I have the spirit of discernment!" 

[lordluvr]

Cats who pee in the toilet with the door open while telling me about the e-mail that it just sent me.

[Gibby]

Cats who pee in the toilet with the door open while telling me about the e-mail that it just sent me.

IKR?! LOL...

[Cheetara23]

Cats who pee in the toilet with the door open while telling me about the e-mail that it just sent me.

WOW.... too funny