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Offline THE WOLFMAN

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Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« on: August 18, 2007, 04:13:40 PM »
*cue '60's SpiderMan Music*


Grammar Wiz, Grammar Wiz,

Always fixin sombody's biz

Can he spell? Like a flash!

Posting threads with paragraphs,

Look out!.....HERE COMES THE GRAMMAR WIZ!


(DAHH-DAHH-DAHH)


With a pen, or a quill,

Fix your syllables? yes he will!

When a thread has had it's fill-

Then he'll fire up the grill,

Hey there!....HERE COMES THE GRAMMAR WIZ!!

(DAHH-DAHH-DAHH)


In the chill of night,

In the midst of a thread,

Like a streak of light,

He'll show your errors in red!


Grammar Wiz, Grammar Wiz,

Friendly neighborhood Grammar Wiz

written prose, regulates,

Roget's Thesaurus, he contemplates

Look out!

Errors in the syntax,

Punctuation getting lax,

You'll find the GRAMMAR WIZ!

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Offline sjonathan02

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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 04:31:44 PM »
PPPWWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D



I'm humbled. And, laughin' like you wouldn't believe. ;D

Man, where DO you find the time? :D :D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 04:35:26 PM »
We need to record that!?  Marvel comics eat your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm dying laughing too...at the fact that I was actually singing along with this NEW SET OF WORDS!
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 04:42:32 PM »
Quote from: changedman on August 18, 2007, 04:35:26 PM
We need to record that!?  Marvel comics eat your heart out!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm dying laughing too...at the fact that I was actually singing along with this NEW SET OF WORDS!


IRT, so was I. :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 05:28:11 PM »
No that was funny!! LOL!  :D CLASSIC too!!

Ya'll got too much time on your hands. LOL!  :D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 06:16:56 PM »
Is my gospel bird ready for tomorrow?  Cajun fried!?
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 06:27:02 PM »
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 07:30:22 PM »
LOL, beautiful Wolfie!
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2008, 01:04:02 PM »
LOL WOLFMAN... U R TOO FUNNY,

U HAD ME CREASING UP IN HERE LOL
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2008, 03:07:01 PM »
LOL!!!
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2008, 06:02:33 PM »
I wood lyke to repose a toarst to di gamma wizaardd...lol :D :D :D :D
CHEAHS!!
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 11:51:03 AM »
I know Im late but that was nice! ;D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2008, 12:07:31 PM »
Does the Grammar Wizard have a boss? Because I need to report a serious misspelling incident on his part.
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2008, 12:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Steelpulz on March 13, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
Does the Grammar Wizard have a boss? Because I need to report a serious misspelling incident on his part.

You gotta a problem wit' me, son?  >:(



 :D :D :D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2008, 12:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Steelpulz on March 13, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
Does the Grammar Wizard have a boss? Because I need to report a serious misspelling incident on his part.

All together now.......

PWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2008, 12:54:34 PM »
Quote from: Steelpulz on March 13, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
Does the Grammar Wizard have a boss? Because I need to report a serious misspelling incident on his part.

That would be me.   :D :D :D j/k

I notice them all the time, but I let them slide... actually, I keep them in a folder in case he ever tries to come at me!  :D

Quote from: vtguy84 on March 13, 2008, 12:38:10 PM
All together now.......

PWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D :D :D :D
PWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2008, 01:34:45 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on March 13, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
That would be me.   :D :D :D j/k

I notice them all the time, but I let them slide... actually, I keep them in a folder in case he ever tries to come at me!  :D

PWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D :D :D :D
Lol Thass a  good idea.
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Re: Ode to the Grammar wizard.
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 01:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Steelpulz on March 13, 2008, 01:34:45 PM
Lol Thass a  good idea.

*smh* *singing* Everybody wants to be like Mi GW.  :D :D :D
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