I know my place so well that I don't have to turn on lights. I have my own bathroom, so I know the seat is always down.
We are so close to that right now

... Dont get me wrong, I am not really getting a divorce after this... its just that last night was the last straw... LOL...
It was about midnight, I have arthritis in my right knee... and that toilet seat being up put me in serious pain... LOL... In the dark, I am soaked from the waist down...with BLUE water on my pajama pants... I could have been equally triflin if I got back in the bed like that...
But I had ta take a shower and change my PJs... I didnt get back in bed 'til 1, while he slept like a baby... I was so mad... I could have sucker punched him.
