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Offline Fenix

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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2008, 08:44:49 AM »
Quote from: under13 on March 19, 2008, 01:01:30 AM
That's nasty. Is there a water shortage in you country? Urine stinks too. The last thing I wanna smell in the morning is 3 peoples worth of piss.

I wont even get started on the fact that your cat has his own bathroom. We might just have to revoke your black card.

Man when i was in college, i woke up to find much worse in there. It was absolutely DISGUSTING!!!! My room-mate would do a heavy job AND LEAVE THE BLOODY TOILET UNFLUSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2008, 08:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 08:44:49 AM
Man when i was in college, i woke up to find much worse in there. It was absolutely DISGUSTING!!!! My room-mate would do a heavy job AND LEAVE THE BLOODY TOILET UNFLUSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna assume here that bloody is that UK expletive and it wasn't actually bloody.  Yeah that's it.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2008, 08:49:11 AM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 08:44:49 AM
Man when i was in college, i woke up to find much worse in there. It was absolutely DISGUSTING!!!! My room-mate would do a heavy job AND LEAVE THE BLOODY TOILET UNFLUSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What was he doing to that left the toilet Bloody?


Or were you just swearing?
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2008, 09:01:54 AM »
Quote from: under13 on March 19, 2008, 08:49:11 AM
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What was he doing to that left the toilet Bloody?


Or were you just swearing?

Please refer to the quote below for the answer to your question.


Quote from: nessalynn77 on March 19, 2008, 08:48:42 AM
I'm gonna assume here that bloody is that UK expletive and it wasn't actually bloody.  Yeah that's it.

BTW its not an expletive in the same way the F or S words are expletives. Its more of an exclamation. 
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2008, 10:06:54 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on March 18, 2008, 01:28:11 PM

EXACTLY!! You NEVER hear us complaining about the seat being down when they're done. ::)

Man. I've been waiting years to hear somebody else break it down like that.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2008, 10:14:09 AM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on March 19, 2008, 08:48:42 AM
I'm gonna assume here that bloody is that UK expletive and it wasn't actually bloody.  Yeah that's it.

Thank you for clearing that up because I was sure looking a little  ?/? ?/? ?/? for a second! Then I was like..."ohhhh".
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2008, 10:24:24 AM »
Quote from: 2KlubKlarity on March 19, 2008, 10:14:09 AM
Thank you for clearing that up because I was sure looking a little  ?/? ?/? ?/? for a second! Then I was like..."ohhhh".
That's bloody awful. lol ;D ;D ;)
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2008, 11:43:31 AM »
hey fenix..... u from the UK??? which part?
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2008, 12:32:29 PM »
Quote from: shekinah123 on March 19, 2008, 11:43:31 AM
hey fenix..... u from the UK??? which part?

I spent a lot of my younger years btw Peckham, London and Gravesend. My uncle lives there. I shuttled between England, Nigeria and finally came to settle in the United States.

 
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2008, 12:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 08:44:49 AM
Man when i was in college, i woke up to find much worse in there. It was absolutely DISGUSTING!!!! My room-mate would do a heavy job AND LEAVE THE BLOODY TOILET UNFLUSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!


You are truly British!!!!!
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #70 on: March 19, 2008, 12:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
I spent a lot of my younger years btw Peckham, London and Gravesend. My uncle lives there. I shuttled between England, Nigeria and finally came to settle in the United States.

Ahh....so you're Nigerian.

Dude! You Nigerians are some traveling people! I was told by one in my church that if you go to a country and there are no Nigerians, run, because they eat people. ;D ;D

I'm told you guys are in force in Iraq too! Protecting the military posts there. But anyway.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #71 on: March 19, 2008, 12:40:37 PM »
Quote from: BigFoot_BigThumb on March 19, 2008, 12:35:31 PM

You are truly British!!!!!

Wrong, i am African with a British influence. You'll find a lot of Nigerians are like that. :)
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #72 on: March 19, 2008, 12:43:12 PM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 12:40:37 PM
Wrong, i am African with a British influence. You'll find a lot of Nigerians are like that. :)

Indeed.

These dudes swear the "queen's" English is the best English! They all speak Britishy, once you get past the Pidgin.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #73 on: March 19, 2008, 12:52:18 PM »
Quote from: B3Wannabe on March 19, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
Ahh....so you're Nigerian.

Dude! You Nigerians are some traveling people! I was told by one in my church that if you go to a country and there are no Nigerians, run, because they eat people. ;D ;D

I'm told you guys are in force in Iraq too! Protecting the military posts there. But anyway.

Man you have NO idea!! LOL

There are even Nigerians living in Germany, Holland and Poland. For crying out loud, POLAND!!!! We are all over the place.

BTW in case anyone's next statement refers to how we all do fraud, its a lie. We don't all do fraud. If you are stupid enough to fall for some email from someone you don't know then thats your problem.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #74 on: March 19, 2008, 12:53:30 PM »
Quote from: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on March 18, 2008, 01:16:49 PM
...if this fool don't stop leaving the toilet seat up....
maaane...i thought u was gettin a divorce fo real....u had me CURIOUS! LOL! :D
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2008, 12:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 12:52:18 PM
Man you have NO idea!! LOL

There are even Nigerians living in Germany, Holland and Poland. For crying out loud, POLAND!!!! We are all over the place.

BTW in case anyone's next statement refers to how we all do fraud, its a lie. We don't all do fraud. If you are stupid enough to fall for some email from someone you don't know then thats your problem.


My brother-in-law in Nigerian.  He is one fly dude.  He puts on a suit just to go to the mall.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2008, 12:59:26 PM »
THis whole scenario could have been avoided if AGU had just looked before she sat.  Women, take the time to look or at least feel.  How hard is that?
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2008, 01:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Fenix on March 19, 2008, 12:52:18 PM
Man you have NO idea!! LOL

There are even Nigerians living in Germany, Holland and Poland. For crying out loud, POLAND!!!! We are all over the place.

BTW in case anyone's next statement refers to how we all do fraud, its a lie. We don't all do fraud. If you are stupid enough to fall for some email from someone you don't know then thats your problem.


I had someone try to 419 me. I hacked his email account and actually found replies from people sending their bank information. People are always trying to get rich quick. I like how you guys are able to save money, and make something out of yourself from nothing. A lot of people in my church came from "the village". No running water. No lights. If they did have lights, it was off most of the time because the city's power system sucked. But then I know some that grew up in the city, and they look at the other's like especially the South Africans and Kenyans. And you guys do this with only help from family and friends, because the government doesn't give you ANYTHING! But anyway. I wish Blacks in America were as determined as you guys are. IMO, we, in general, are too hungry for a quick fix or someone to hand us something.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #78 on: March 19, 2008, 01:05:16 PM »
Quote from: BigFoot_BigThumb on March 19, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
THis whole scenario could have been avoided if AGU had just looked before she sat.  Women, take the time to look or at least feel.  How hard is that?


True dat!!  Bishop Cole
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Re: I'm getting a divorce...
« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2008, 01:07:01 PM »
Quote from: apostolic holiness gurl on March 19, 2008, 12:53:30 PM
maaane...i thought u was gettin a divorce fo real....u had me CURIOUS! LOL! :D



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