Ladies and gentlemen....Chevonne is dying!!!!

[Fenix]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

[blessedwoman]

Hey you guys this is a spiritual death. Shyness can really stop you from going forward in God....so this spoda be exciting...
To answer the question, it depends on when the family shows up...LOL!!!

I know that's the truth because I was a shy somebody and it was definitely a hinderance in college in church....everywhere. It really is a stronghold for people. I prayed for deliverance from that thing and to God be the Glory I've come out so much. It truly is a blessing. He's bringing me out more and more. Keep your head up Chevonee. The devil is just trying to keep you in bondage with that shyness because he knows what a strong person you are, and you have such a powerful testimony and a great work to do for the Lord. SO many people you can encourage and so many you have encouraged already. Be blessed sis, know that through Christ, you can overcome anything! ! ! !

[LaylaMonroe]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

Boy, go saddown somewhere... LOL! 


Soundin like Apostle Fenix writing a letter to the church at Chevon 

 

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

HUH?????

[Fenix]

Boy, go saddown somewhere... LOL! 


Soundin like Apostle Fenix writing a letter to the church at Chevon 

 

Aye, i was too lazy to include verse divisions.

[Fenix]

HUH?????

What don't you get? It's written in standard New King James language. It should be easy enough to understand.

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

What don't you get? It's written in standard New King James language. It should be easy enough to understand.

OK, let me try it again.  (Even though it isn't directed towards me.)

[Bruh Kell]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

Funny how you got that ol' school epistle format down pat...........

[b_jizzle20]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

LOL

Have you been hangin around Paul lately?

[Fenix]

Funny how you got that ol' school epistle format down pat...........

Yes well...one issue i have with the English language is the fact that it expresses objects and not necessarily ideas. Thus, to express your thoughts, you have to use a lot of words. Mind you, others may disagree, this is just my opinion.

I'd better leave this alone.

[changedman]

Will there be fried chicken at the repast?

[Bruh Kell]

Yes well...one issue i have with the English language is the fact that it expresses objects and not necessarily ideas. Thus, to express your thoughts, you have to use a lot of words. Mind you, others may disagree, this is just my opinion.

I'd better leave this alone.

You think you can give me a quick lesson?

like a "new testament letter 101"?

[Fenix]

You think you can give me a quick lesson?

like a "new testament letter 101"?

Nothing to it. Just start the letter off with your introduction, state your purpose and objective. The second paragraph should then be used to expound your objective; elaborate on why you wrote the letter. Finally end with a conclusion.

Oh and use all the big words you can think of.

[Bruh Kell]

Nothing to it. Just start the letter off with your introduction, state your purpose and objective. The second paragraph should then be used to expound your objective; elaborate on why you wrote the letter. Finally end with a conclusion.

Oh and use all the big words you can think of.

You know it's kinda funny how Paul sat up there and did shout outs at the end of letters.

[nessalynn77]

Boy, go saddown somewhere... LOL! 


Soundin like Apostle Fenix writing a letter to the church at Chevon 

 

those crazy chevonians, lol!

[sjonathan02]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

Your "shift" key gets stuck sometimes, doesn't it?


*walks away whistling*

[Fenix]

Your "shift" key gets stuck sometimes, doesn't it?


*walks away whistling*

I don't get it.   

I wasn't trying to clown at all. I was being very serious.

[chevonee]

To Chevonee,

Dearest lady, tis with heaviness of heart that i write you this letter. I recently received your communication concerning your present state of mind,and how, in your own assessment, you are "shy". Dear lady, i fear that i must chide you, in love. Do not let such machinations traipse through your mind as though it were some playground for idle children.

Sweet lady, need i remind you that you are a creature hewn out of the rock of the love of our Lord and Creator who, in His infinite wisdom, saw fit to grace this harsh world with your grace and gentleness. Like a flower  planted in the vineyard of our Lord, He eagerly awaits your blossoming. I, and all the saints eagerly await your blossoming with much anticipation. The angels are waiting to exclaim "Ah, what wonder, what grace, what BEAUTY Thou hast created, O Lord!!!" My heart beats faster and faster with joy as i write you this letter. I...I torn between the joy of expectation and the anguish of waiting. But wait, i must.

Dear Lady, i beg you, consult with our Maker. Only He will know how to overcome this issue. He alone knows how he has crafted you, he alone knows how to mend you.

I, Fenix salute you, as do all the saints in the Lord. We eagerly await further communication from you regarding the resolving of this issue.  Greet your family with an holy kiss from me. Your kiss to your husband need not be so holy .

With love,

Fenix.       

Now Fenix, my dear and fellow LGMer, you know I'm a country gal, Vonne don't understand all this here stuff like dis right here.... I have a Master's degree in Ebonics not a degree in ummmm whatchamacalldis In erda rerds tawk Anglish my dear brotha....

Boy, go saddown somewhere... LOL! 


Soundin like Apostle Fenix writing a letter to the church at Chevon 

 

LOL!!!
*bows head in silent prayer*

those crazy chevonians, lol!

Naw it ain't chevonians its the NEssalations...LOL

[Fenix]

Now Fenix, my dear and fellow LGMer, you know I'm a country gal, Vonne don't understand all this here stuff like dis right here.... I have a Master's degree in Ebonics not a degree in ummmm whatchamacalldis In erda rerds tawk Anglish my dear brotha....

Hmm...intriguing. The possibilities of verbal mischief are endless. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! 

[musallio]

Boy, go saddown somewhere... LOL! 


Soundin like Apostle Fenix writing a letter to the church at Chevon 

 

 

Now Fenix, my dear and fellow LGMer, you know I'm a country gal, Vonne don't understand all this here stuff like dis right here.... I have a Master's degree in Ebonics not a degree in ummmm whatchamacalldis In erda rerds tawk Anglish my dear brotha....


LOL!!!
*bows head in silent prayer*


Naw it ain't chevonians its the NEssalations...LOL

if ye read your KJV bible & shewn yourself approved a bondservant to Christ, ye will have no need for a masters degree in inglisch.

You know it's kinda funny how Paul sat up there and did shout outs at the end of letters.

 

those crazy chevonians, lol!

U'r really killing me now

LOL

Have you been hangin around Paul lately?

It'd seem like so