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Offline LaylaMonroe

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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2008, 05:41:54 PM »
I don't 'spect y'all to know nothin about fashion, no way... lol... except MAYBE U13, and I'm not even that sure... lol...  ::) :D :D :P
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2008, 05:46:25 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on March 29, 2008, 05:41:54 PM
I don't 'spect y'all to know nothin about fashion, no way... lol... except MAYBE U13, and I'm not even that sure... lol...  ::) :D :D :P
I knows what I likes, and that's all that matters, lol.
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2008, 05:56:30 PM »
Not all women can pull off the Low-Cut hair. It's just not attractive sometimes.

Not all women can pull off the college-girl look, ala the girls in Greater Anointing.

Not all women can pull off weave.

NO woman can pull off the pajama look.

And as for Silver Hair? The only women I've ever seen attempt that (Thank God) are the ones on the cover of James Hall's CD. What's their name again? The Hall-ettes?
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2008, 06:21:01 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on March 29, 2008, 05:56:30 PM
Not all women can pull off the Low-Cut hair. It's just not attractive sometimes.

Not all women can pull off the college-girl look, ala the girls in Greater Anointing.

Not all women can pull off weave.

NO woman can pull off the pajama look.

And as for Silver Hair? The only women I've ever seen attempt that (Thank God) are the ones on the cover of James Hall's CD. What's their name again? The Hall-ettes?

I gotta TOTALLY agree with this, Teej.

I can pull off the short haircut, but NOT the weave.

I cannot pull off the college girl look, not that I've ever tried.  That just ain't my thing...  :-\

I fully intend to pull off the silver hair, when I reach the appropriate age, and not a moment sooner.  ;) :D :D
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2008, 07:40:34 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on March 29, 2008, 05:46:25 PM
I knows what I likes, and that's all that matters, lol.

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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2008, 08:33:42 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on March 29, 2008, 01:44:07 PM
Well shucks, while we're on the subject...

Not all women can pull off low-rise jeans, either...

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Now skinny ties are nice

Ionno, that whole Fives Heartbeats, Bird and the Midnight Falcons look does nothing for me...
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2008, 08:38:05 PM »
Quote from: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on March 29, 2008, 08:33:42 PM
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2008, 08:44:47 PM »
Quote from: chevonee on March 29, 2008, 08:38:05 PM
Pwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2008, 08:48:31 PM »
You ain't neva lied...

And "thinner" girls aren't exempt, either.  Ladies just need to be conscious of how they look, and a full-length mirror should be a girl's best friend!

If you have a little extra chunk in the middle or on the sides (love handles -- and yes, skinny girls get love handles, too), DO NOT WEAR LOW-RISE JEANS!  They are made for those ladies with near-perfect abs.  If you MUST wear them, at least wear a long sweater (which is pretty played out... lol) or a blouse worn on the outside and blazer.
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2008, 08:51:01 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on March 29, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
You ain't neva lied...

And "thinner" girls aren't exempt, either.  Ladies just need to be conscious of how they look, and a full-length mirror should be a girl's best friend!

If you have a little extra chunk in the middle or on the sides (love handles -- and yes, skinny girls get love handles, too), DO NOT WEAR LOW-RISE JEANS!  They are made for those ladies with near-perfect abs.  If you MUST wear them, at least wear a long sweater (which is pretty played out... lol) or a blouse worn on the outside and blazer.

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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2008, 03:14:46 PM »
Quote from: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on March 29, 2008, 08:51:01 PM
The more intelligent term is...

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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2008, 03:34:37 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on March 29, 2008, 05:41:54 PM
I don't 'spect y'all to know nothin about fashion, no way... lol... except  U13, and I'm not even that sure... lol...  ::) :D :D :P

Watchu talkin bout MAYBE'? I stay fly. Most of the time. I just need some more guap, then I'd be straight.  and I gotta lose my luv handles
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2008, 03:35:01 PM »
Not all women can...

...wear Apple Bottom jeans.

...sport a bald or shaved head.

...wear different color weave (red, blue, lime green  :o).

...wear strapless dresses.

...wear a sport's bra only (w/pants or shorts of course).

...wear thongs.  :o

O.K., I'm done now.
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2008, 04:13:39 PM »
Back when "Daisy Dukes" and Spandex were big, I used to say that I was gonna invent the interactive clothes rack.  Maybe I need to resurrect that idea.  Here's how it worked.......

Each clothes rack that had Daisy Dukes or spandex on them would be surrounded by a weight sensitive pad.  The pad would trigger a recording that would play back a message, based on the location of the store and the weight of the person making the purchase.  Here's a few sample recordings.

A suburban mall:  "These shorts will make a wonderful gift for your little sister"

A downtown mall: "So, which one of you two are these for?"'

Ray-Ray's Record Store & Boutique: "Oh no you di-int think you could fit in these" or "Gettin' a jump on that halloween shopping?"

Marshalls or Burlington Coat Factory: "Please back away from the spandex....repeat....Please back away from the spandex"

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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2008, 04:15:38 PM »
Quote from: malthumb on March 30, 2008, 04:13:39 PM
Back when "Daisy Dukes" and Spandex were big, I used to say that I was gonna invent the interactive clothes rack.  Maybe I need to resurrect that idea.  Here's how it worked.......

Each clothes rack that had Daisy Dukes or spandex on them would be surrounded by a weight sensitive pad.  The pad would trigger a recording that would play back a message, based on the location of the store and the weight of the person making the purchase.  Here's a few sample recordings.

A suburban mall:  "These shorts will make a wonderful gift for your little sister"

A downtown mall: "So, which one of you two are these for?"'

Ray-Ray's Record Store & Boutique: "Oh no you di-int think you could fit in these" or "Gettin' a jump on that halloween shopping?"

Marshalls or Burlington Coat Factory: "Please back away from the spandex....repeat....Please back away from the spandex"



**passes out**

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

OMG dude... you are a true nut!
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2008, 10:31:46 AM »
not all women can wear SPANDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ;D ;D


AND NO MAN WEARS SPANDEX.....

man law rule 487659-01
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2008, 11:00:09 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on March 29, 2008, 01:44:07 PM
Well shucks, while we're on the subject...

Not all women can pull off low-rise jeans, either...

Not all women can pull off hazel contacts (and those are played out, anyway  ::))

Not all women can pull off that metallic-type makeup (eyeshadows and lipsticks)...

Not all women can pull off shirts that expose the midriff...

Not all women can pull off sleeveless/strapless/spaghetti strap blouses...

Not all women can pull off open-toed shoes, or slingbacks...

And I would be remiss if I didn't join in with my sister and remind the fellas that

Not all men can pull off straight-legged jeans...

Not all men can pull off fitted sweaters or vests...

Not all men can pull off braids and dreads...

Not all men can pull off a bald head...

Not all men can pull off the "short tie" look...

Not all men can pull off the receding hairline...

I think I better stop there.  :)


TROOF!!! lol 8)
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2008, 12:26:29 PM »
Quote from: joshuag on March 31, 2008, 10:31:46 AM
not all women can wear SPANDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ;D ;D


AND NO MAN WEARS SPANDEX.....
man law rule 487659-01

Unless he's a track star. 

If he is a track star, spandex will provide the best aerodynamics.

And if he's wearing spandex, he WILL need track-star SPEED!
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2008, 12:43:30 PM »
Quote from: malthumb on March 30, 2008, 04:13:39 PM
Ray-Ray's Record Store & Boutique: "Oh no you di-int think you could fit in these" or "Gettin' a jump on that halloween shopping?"



LOL...hahaha
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Re: Not all women can....
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2008, 12:45:31 PM »
Quote from: malthumb on March 31, 2008, 12:26:29 PM
Unless he's a track star. 

If he is a track star, spandex will provide the best aerodynamics.

And if he's wearing spandex, he WILL need track-star SPEED!

LOL...i kno this is off da subject...but uh do u kno that u look kinda like Kanye West? (if u kno who dat is)
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