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INVENTIONS!!!!
« on: April 17, 2008, 12:04:32 PM »
I'm at work.....
And I'm at my computer,
I'm eating an ice cream sammich...

And I'm thinking...
Man, I sure wish I had an "Ice Cream Sammich Holder"
so that I could be more productive while at work.
I could use my computer freely, while still being able to enjoy my treat!
I wish there was something like this for me to use.

Does anyone else ever wish something was invented
so it would make their life easier??

Nothing thats really needed or serious, but something stupid that
only YOU would use. :D :D
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 12:11:20 PM »
Ice cream sandwich???  ?/? ?/? ?/?

You mean you put ice cream on bread and eat it????

 :o :o :o

But i do with i could invent a device that would let me change the channel by blinking my eyelids. I have lost my remote and i have to get up EVERY TIME i need to change the channel. :(
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 12:15:10 PM »
Ice cream sandwich???  ?/? ?/? ?/?

You mean you put ice cream on bread and eat it????

 :o :o :o




They dont have these where you are from?

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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 12:18:18 PM »
They dont have these where you are from?




Exactly....
And I need something with an extended posable arm...
and a G.I. Joe "kung fu grip" kind of thing on the end to hold the sammich
while I eat and work...you know..so I can multi task. :D :D

Oh the world would be so perfect then.
 :D :D :D
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 12:21:50 PM »
Exactly....
And I need something with an extended posable arm...
and a G.I. Joe "kung fu grip" kind of thing on the end to hold the sammich
while I eat and work...you know..so I can multi task. :D :D

Oh the world would be so perfect then.
 :D :D :D
Of course the holder would have to be chilled so your sammich doesn't melt
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »
Of course the holder would have to be chilled so your sammich doesn't melt

Now thats what I'm talking 'bout....
Good thinking....
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 12:25:36 PM »
Ice cream sandwich???  ?/? ?/? ?/?

You mean you put ice cream on bread and eat it????

 :o :o :o

But i do with i could invent a device that would let me change the channel by blinking my eyelids. I have lost my remote and i have to get up EVERY TIME i need to change the channel. :(


go buy a universal remote

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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 12:28:59 PM »
They are all plain to him that understandeth, and right to them that find knowledge.
Receive my instruction, and not silver; and knowledge rather than choice gold.
For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it.
I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.
- Proverbs 8:9-12

There's a funny story to that scripture, but I'll save it for another day... lol.

I'm not a very inventive person, but I wouldn't mind having a program or something that allows me to verbally give a custom message to a person who's calling me.  For example, my phone rings, and the caller ID tells me it's Chevonne.  I can't talk to her right now because I'm cooking.  I'd love to be able to transmit a verbal message - without answering the phone and going through all the formalities and niceties - that I'll call her back in 10 minutes.

Also, one of the "problems" I face as a result of ADD is that I don't like opening mail.  I would love to have a machine that opens and scans my mail and rates its importance.
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 12:30:11 PM »
Exactly....
And I need something with an extended posable arm...
and a G.I. Joe "kung fu grip" kind of thing on the end to hold the sammich
while I eat and work...you know..so I can multi task. :D :D

Oh the world would be so perfect then.
 :D :D :D
Why does it take you so long to eat an Ice cream sammich? Put it on a plate and eat it with a spoon.
I can eat one of them joints in like 2.5 bites

Ice cream sandwich???  ?/? ?/? ?/?

You mean you put ice cream on bread and eat it????

 :o :o :o

But i do with i could invent a device that would let me change the channel by blinking my eyelids. I have lost my remote and i have to get up EVERY TIME i need to change the channel. :(

Stop frontin dude. You know you got one of dem old TVs with the wood paneling and the oven dial to change the channel. All you gotta do is change the channel to 450 degrees (BET) and you good

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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 12:33:08 PM »
Why does it take you so long to eat an Ice cream sammich? Put it on a plate and eat it with a spoon.
I can eat one of them joints in like 2.5 bites


Actually it takes me no time at all..... :D
But I want my hands to be free so I can work.

I mean they have hands free ear pieces so you can talk and drive...
Why can't my hands be free while I eat my ice cream sammich??
So I can eat and work??
 :D :D :D
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 12:42:23 PM »

Stop frontin dude. You know you got one of dem old TVs with the wood paneling and the oven dial to change the channel. All you gotta do is change the channel to 450 degrees (BET) and you good

Man you are stooooopid LOL  :D :D :D. My grandam still has one o' them old joints and it works perfectly.

Oh and for the record, i hate BET.
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 12:43:51 PM »
Man you are stooooopid LOL  :D :D :D. My grandam still has one o' them old joints and it works perfectly.

Oh and for the record, i hate BET.

Most sane Black people do. :)
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 01:31:18 PM »
I sleep under a fan in spring and summer, and a portable heater in winter and fall (when it's cold).

It always gets too cold or too hot over in the night and I HATE getting out of bed at 4am to turn it off...back up at 6 to turn it back on...and then remembering to turn it off before I leave for work or church.

I don't know what could automatically do that for me, but if I knew I'd definitely try to invent it.

Maybe a "clap-on, clap-off" kinda thing?

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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 01:33:32 PM »
I sleep under a fan in spring and summer, and a portable heater in winter and fall (when it's cold).

It always gets too cold or too hot over in the night and I HATE getting out of bed at 4am to turn it off...back up at 6 to turn it back on...and then remembering to turn it off before I leave for work or church.

I don't know what could automatically do that for me, but if I knew I'd definitely try to invent it.

Maybe a "clap-on, clap-off" kinda thing?


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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 01:37:39 PM »
Most sane Black people do. :)


Only thing good on BET is Hell date, Girlfriends, the wire and comicview. Everything else is garbage. I gotta get BETJ, I there is some decent programing on there

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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 01:38:17 PM »

Only thing good on BET is Hell date, Girlfriends, the wire and comicview. Everything else is garbage. I gotta get BETJ, I there is some decent programing on there


Wrong, so very, VERY wrong.
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 01:41:29 PM »

Only thing good on BET is Hell date, Girlfriends, the wire and comicview. Everything else is garbage. I gotta get BETJ, I there is some decent programing on there


You consider "Hell Date" to be a good thing?????  Wow.  I saw about 5 minutes of one episode and knew it was garbage... not to mention the fact that it had a little person and I can't do little people....

I used to love Comicview years ago, but then they changed it to show only clips and all this commentary and editing and extra stuff... I can't get with it anymore.

I couldn't tell you the last time my TV was on BET.  I think it was back in January; I know it was on a Sunday morning.
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 01:43:46 PM »
When I was a kid,...
ther was a show on BET called...
"Tell me something Good."

I don't even remember what it was about...
But I LOVED that show..
Maybe because I loved the theme music.

They played....
"Tell me something good"
By Chaka Kahn and Rufus.
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Re: INVENTIONS!!!!
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 01:45:16 PM »
I know I'm gonna get put on the altar for this one....

But the Word tells us that we are overcomers by our testimony... :D

Fellas...did anyone ever see...


BET....UNCUT!?!?!?!!

TV at its best..... :D :D :D
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« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 01:47:48 PM »
I know I'm gonna get put on the altar for this one....

But the Word tells us that we are overcomers by our testimony... :D

Fellas...did anyone ever see...


BET....UNCUT!?!?!?!!

TV at its best..... :D :D :D


When I was in college.  :D And, I ain't ashamed.
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