INVENTIONS!!!!

[T-Block]

Visa or Mastercard?

I got Capitol One, LOL. 

[LaylaMonroe]

There's another one I've been thinking about for years.... now, this one ain't holy, so go ahead and roll your eyes... lol.

I've always wanted a device to sit on top of my car (picture the little "taxi" sign that lights up on top of taxicabs) that could flash different messages to drivers when they do something to tick me off... for example, someone is driving like an idiot, and I pull in front of them, slow down, and flash my "in a hurry?" sign.

Or I daydream at the light, so when it turns green, someone beeps at me.  I'd use the, "awwww shuddup sign."

Some of the other ones would say stuff like:

You're just an absolute dummy.

I hope you're on your way to driving school.

Did you get your license from a CrackerJack box???

You drive like an idiot.

So THAT'S how your car got all banged up.

Calm your nerves, I see you.

Beeping doesn't make me go any faster.

[Fenix]

Some of the other ones would say stuff like:

You're just an absolute dummy.

I hope you're on your way to driving school.

Did you get your license from a CrackerJack box???

You drive like an idiot.

So THAT'S how your car got all banged up.

Calm your nerves, I see you.

Beeping doesn't make me go any faster.

Lets not forget the classi;

BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaylaMonroe]

Lets not forget the classi;

BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now see, I had two more that I took off because I have to maintain my **ahem** holy reputation      But, yeah, it was along those lines... lol. 

[under13]

There's another one I've been thinking about for years.... now, this one ain't holy, so go ahead and roll your eyes... lol.

I've always wanted a device to sit on top of my car (picture the little "taxi" sign that lights up on top of taxicabs) that could flash different messages to drivers when they do something to tick me off... for example, someone is driving like an idiot, and I pull in front of them, slow down, and flash my "in a hurry?" sign.

Or I daydream at the light, so when it turns green, someone beeps at me.  I'd use the, "awwww shuddup sign."

Some of the other ones would say stuff like:

You're just an absolute dummy.

I hope you're on your way to driving school.

Did you get your license from a CrackerJack box???

You drive like an idiot.

So THAT'S how your car got all banged up.

Calm your nerves, I see you.

Beeping doesn't make me go any faster.

I was thinking The same exact thing. You dont know how much I hate the way these people drive.

You should get one of these for the next person who honks at you or P's you  off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OJo_FTjysU

[Fenix]

Actually i would love that invention. Mine would be along the lines of;

"Hey Baby"

"Hey Baby w...why you speedin' off"

"Hey Baby i got a cuzzin at the DMV and imma track you down"

"Thats right, slow down, pull over to the side and gimmie them digits"

"Good Imma call you when i get home, aight?"

"BTW this better not be fake"

[under13]

"BTW this better not be fake"
"Thats right, slow down, pull over to the side and gimmie them digits"

"Good Imma call you when i get home, aight?"

Do you know how many times I was all excited to call a girl and a dude answers  "Dominoes Pizza"