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Offline under13

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You know you are black when..........
« on: May 04, 2008, 09:55:01 PM »
When you got at least one family member named pookie, JJ, CJ, ray ray or junebug

When your momma has a can of chicken grease on the stove

When you have a scar on your ear from being burnt by a Hot come. Momma told ya to keep still!!

When.............?
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM »
when your skin is dark..... ;D  :D
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 04:34:03 AM »
Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D  :D

 Good one
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2008, 06:27:39 AM »
Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D  :D

And, there you have it.  :D :D
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2008, 06:51:27 AM »
Quote from: under13 on May 04, 2008, 09:55:01 PM
When you got at least one family member named pookie, JJ, CJ, ray ray or junebug



LOL
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2008, 07:23:22 AM »
Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D  :D

WOW...
that was quick and easy...

Next thread please. :D :D
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2008, 08:16:06 AM »
Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D  :D
Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 07:23:22 AM
WOW...
that was quick and easy...

Next thread please. :D :D
EXACTLY ,  NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D :D ;) 8)
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2008, 08:28:05 AM »
Quote from: amandaag on May 04, 2008, 09:56:15 PM
when your skin is dark..... ;D  :D

PWAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2008, 08:33:52 AM »
You know you are black when you are older than your aunts and uncles. I have 3 aunts younger than me. One is 10 years younger than I. :D

You know you are black if you identify Kool-aid by it's color. Tropical Punch, Cherry, and Strawberry are all considered RED KOOLAID.
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2008, 08:49:33 AM »
You know you are black when you have brothers and sisters the same age as your younger children.  My youngest brother and sister are the same ages as my two daughters.   :)

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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2008, 09:03:31 AM »
AND WHEN YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS CHICKEN AND PO' CHOPS!!!!! LOL! ;D :D 8)I KNOW MINE IS!LOL!
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2008, 09:09:21 AM »
When you drink sugar water!  ;D
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2008, 09:14:38 AM »
Quote from: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
When you drink sugar water!  ;D

I cant stand that stuff and i'm black-ish. ;)
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2008, 09:18:08 AM »
When you have an uncle
the same age as you.

And

when you have a 36yr old grandmother.
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2008, 09:18:45 AM »
Quote from: Fenix on May 05, 2008, 09:14:38 AM
I cant stand that stuff and i'm black-ish. ;)

what is black-ish?
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2008, 09:21:00 AM »
Quote from: SisterCM on May 05, 2008, 09:18:45 AM
what is black-ish?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Hehehehehe!!!!  :D :D :D :D

Back to the thread ya'll before this gets jacked.
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2008, 09:21:25 AM »
Quote from: SisterT on May 05, 2008, 08:33:52 AM
You know you are black when you are older than your aunts and uncles. I have 3 aunts younger than me. One is 10 years younger than I. :D

You know you are black if you identify Kool-aid by it's color. Tropical Punch, Cherry, and Strawberry are all considered RED KOOLAID.

Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:18:08 AM
When you have an uncle
the same age as you.


You know you're black when
you don't read previous posts. ::)

Sorry Mama T... :D
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2008, 09:27:05 AM »
When you've seen the color purple.

...only a few of you will get that.  :D
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2008, 09:29:08 AM »
Quote from: Redy2bUsed on May 05, 2008, 09:18:08 AM
When you have an uncle
the same age as you.

And

when you have a 36yr old grandmother.


umm that is not blackish that is straight GHETTO!!!

hahahahahahah..

you know your black when you get pulled over by a cop for being in the rich area...

you know your blackish when you look at your credit...
you know your blackish when you try and get a loan....
you know your blackish when you have had government cheese in your refig growing up....
you know your blackish when you buy name brand clothes and have nothing to eat in the house.....
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Re: You know you are black when..........
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2008, 09:33:34 AM »
Understood everything Rev. Wright said.. but give up when trying to explain to "others"   
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