This is just like black folks.... *sigh*
*music commences- curtain goes up*
WELCOME TO THE 3rd ANNUAL LGM AWARDS
*Evangaluss McCracken walks out w/ envelop*
"HEYYYY, BUT I THANK GAWD!!!! Our first category tonight is Best Alter-Ego and the nominees are...
SisterT
RjthaKid
WOLFMAN
Doubles22
LEYAH
...and the winner is EEe Bee bee aye SHANAMAHA....
....Doubles22 for "Cynical man"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**looks bored** Is it time for my solo yet?

These results have been thrown. Any time Leylah is in an alter ego contest and LOSES, something is wrong. I demand to know how much Doubles paid for this win.
For our second category,
Most Likely to Use the Word "Sadly" in a Post, our nominees are:
FuriousStyles
Bboy
SJonathan
FunkStrat
And of course, the winner is... by a landslide....
**in the voice of a Wrestling Announcer**
Essssssssssssssssssss JONATHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!