**looks bored** Is it time for my solo yet? 
These results have been thrown. Any time Leylah is in an alter ego contest and LOSES, something is wrong. I demand to know how much Doubles paid for this win.
For our second category, Most Likely to Use the Word "Sadly" in a Post, our nominees are:
FuriousStyles
Bboy
SJonathan
FunkStrat
And of course, the winner is... by a landslide....
**in the voice of a Wrestling Announcer**
Essssssssssssssssssss JONATHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sjon strolls across the stage like "Pops" Payne*
Hey Everybody!! I had no idea that I would be receiving an award...... *looks at his attire, jeans and Tims* ....sadly, I didn't really dress for the occasion.
I'd like to thank everyone; I'd call folks by name, but sadly, I forgot my acceptance speech in my good tux; which is, sadly, at home.
Anyway, I jus' wanna say, "Thank ya" first to Gawd, then all ya'll!! I'mma go' head and take my seat! Sadly, the guy with the camera is tryin' to wave me off.
HOLLA!!