Official 3rd Annual LGM Awards Show!

[Fenix]

And that reminds me... we never did announce the nominees for the People Whose Posts You Have to Read 3-4 Times, and STILL Might Not "Get"... Award:

The Nominees are:

Musallio
Chevonee
Docjohn
LT

I think this was a pretty easy win.  The award, by a landslide, goes to:

DOCJOHN

LOLOL!!!!! 

This one takes the cake ma'am. LOL!!!!! 

[Doubles22]

****but why my threads gotta need prayer tho.....****

Speaking in Tongues 101 ring a bell?

[sjonathan02]

And that reminds me... we never did announce the nominees for the People Whose Posts You Have to Read 3-4 Times, and STILL Might Not "Get"... Award:

The Nominees are:

Musallio
Chevonee
Docjohn
LT

I think this was a pretty easy win.  The award, by a landslide, goes to:
DOCJOHN

*Stands in his steel-reinforced chair and applauds LOUDLY*

That's a NO-BRAINER righ' 'dere!!! Good call, LGM voters!!!


Ya'll ain't neva been no righter!!

[Fenix]

Most Sarcastically Funny LGMer

The nominees are;

- Sjon
- Themidiroom
- 4HisGlory (hmm, LGM didn't tell me the name was spelt wrong  )

***drumroll**

...and the winner is

























SJON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mysteryman]

****but why my threads gotta need prayer tho.....****

Just look at your signature and you will understand.

[CJKeyboardPlaya]

did i get anything?

[sjonathan02]

Most Sarcastically Funny LGMer

The nominees are;

- Sjon
- Themidiroom
- 4HisGlory (hmm, LGM didn't tell me the name was spelt wrong  )

***drumroll**

...and the winner is
SJON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sjon walks up to the stage still in his chill mode gear*

Yea!!!


It's a blessing just to be nominated. I'd like to thank, U13,there are others but only U13'll be able to handle the call out for making it so easy; LaRue, for tryin' her best to check a brotha, in public, when his sarcasm gets outta hand; and for my Big Sis, who checks a brotha, privately, during those same times.


Lastly, I'd like to say that sarcasm, much like praise, is what I do. 


Peace


Ya man


Sjon

 

[Doubles22]

For next year's award show, I'd like Cynical Man Enterprises (the new C.M.E.) to be the official corporate sponsor of the Most Sarcastically Funny LGMer Award.

[Fenix]

did i get anything?

Sir, please sit down. There are gift bags being passed around. Be patient please, or we will have to remove you from the auditorium.

[joshuag]

Sir, please sit down. There are gift bags being passed around. Be patient please, or we will have to remove you from the auditorium.

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! ALWAYS SOMEONE TRYING TO CUT

[under13]

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BROTHAS DROOLING OVER THIER AVATAR PIC


LaRue

Chevonee

Brittsing

Sister T
















CHEVONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ninjas was goin crazy when she first posted her pic

[Fenix]

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BROTHAS DROOLING OVER THIER AVATAR PIC


LaRue

Chevonee

Brittsing

Sister T


CHEVONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ninjas was goin crazy when she first posted her pic

Were you paid man? Mme Rue should have won that one.

I swear i should have dled her pic when it was still up. Now its gone forever and i am left with bitter-sweet memories.

[NJTheBishopAnderson]

*Bishop looks over crowd wondering why audience looks like a circus act* SMH

"The next LGM category is that of Best Composer/Writer In Post, and the nominees are..."


NessaLynn
COGIC4SHO
Shadow
Redy2bUsed (for poem style posts)
JustBecause

... and the award goes to.....



















COGIC4SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fenix]

***Whispers furiously in frustration***

Ma'am for goodness' sake, take your grievances outside. We are trying to enjoy the show.

***Mutters something about black folks and movie theaters.***

[joshuag]

best dressed

best brain storm post

grammar wiz

best chording of songs goes to my boy T-Block, man come get your award and dont be up here all day man....

[under13]

***Mutters something about black folks and movie theaters.***

Thats why I go to the movie theatre in the White neighborhood. 

[NJTheBishopAnderson]

***Whispers furiously in frustration***

Ma'am for goodness' sake, take your grievances outside. We are trying to enjoy the show.

***Mutters something about black folks and movie theaters.***

I know, right... 

*announcers voice*
"Here to present the

Mother Willie Mae Ford "Most Likely to Give Motherly Advice"

Award are the Caravans."

*Dorothy walks ahead of the group while Albertina lags behind*

...and the nominees are... C'MON TINA... this is why I don't go places with you anymore!!

"Hush Dororthy.. I done told you 'bout that mouth... gone write a check that ya behind can't cash! Bless ya.. the nominees are..

SisterT
ReddGirl
LadyE
EBChurchLady
NessaLynn

..and the Award goes to...












SisterT!!!!!

[LaylaMonroe]

Okay, this year's Awards have been thrown.  First the Oscars, then the Stellars, now the LGM Clefnotes?!!!!  I just can't take it.  Next, it'll be the Grammys.

**Organplaya04 whispers in LaRue's ear**  Whaaaaat????  No way!  Say it ain't so... not the Grammys too!!!

**slumps back in chair**

So does this mean my green bug award really means NOTHING?    **sobs uncontrollably**

[Redy2bUsed]

 

With all due respect to the artist formerly known as itsapeachworld, itsallpeach, changedman, and all sorts of other aliases, how the heck did this happen???  I submit to the Awards Committee that an award of this magnitude should've been determined by someone(s) who is here on a daily basis to review all the works submitted, and make an educated and informed decision on the distribution of this award.  Clearly the presenter of this award missed Shadow's piece on Samson & Delilah.  Surely, the presenter of this award has overlooked the God-inspired pieces submitted consistently by Rev. Redy... this man has been anointed for such an award as this. 

This is a travesty!

**begins whispering to neighbors about the possibility of boycotting next year's awards**

*REDY walks up to his sister*
*in his original suit*

*Folks are looking confused*

"How did he get out of the Re-run suit and back into his supa-fly suit so quick?"...the crowd asks one another.

*puts his arm around LARue*

Sis...don't you worry....Gawd will provide.

*Cues the dj...and somehow the DJ flips his turntables and out comes a hammond B3 organ*

Ab please DJ....Ahem....*clears throat* I mean....Minister!

*REDY begins to go into mid show preachin*
*REDY tears off suit with one pull showing JJ onepiece red long john suit*
*when outta nowhere Farnsworth Bentley swings in
umbrella in hand and drapes a White and Gold robe over REDY*

*REDY begins walking the floor and goes into preachin' all crazy!*

[cordney]

[qoute]*At the table with date, Hillary Rodham Clinton*

Yeah, baby...that is one MEAN sports coat you're rocking. Why don't you model for us?

*Hillary stands to model her trademark sports coat, when suddenly TJ notices the "Vote For Change" sticker on her back*

What in tarnations!?! Baby, look what I found on your back!!

*Shows Hillary the sticker*



*Hillary goes postal*

THESE LITTLE BRATS! ALL OF THEM CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ME DROP OUT OF THIS RACE, CAN THEY? WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR THEM...THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HADES OF ME DROPPING OUT! EVEN IF OBAMA WINS THE NOMINATION, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT! EVEN IF OBAMA WINS THE PRESIDENCY, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT! EVEN WHEN ELECTION 2012 COMES AND BARACK IS RUNNING AGAINST VINCE MCMAHON, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT!

*TJ attempts to calm Hillary down.*

Don't worry baby...we're going to find out who did this to you.[qoute]

*runs up to TJ*

Cordney:  What's good bruh
TJ: Nuthin much man...chillin
Cordney:  Do you mind if I take a pic with your date?
*TJ askes date
TJ: sure go head
*Cordney removes American Flag printed corduroy jacket to reveal his t-shirt


*Ashanti takes pic before Hillary recognizes Cordney's shirt*
*TJ looks dumb founded as Cordney escorts Ashanti back to their seat*
*stops at Redy's table to get autograph and to see where he got his wardrobe from*