Official 3rd Annual LGM Awards Show!

[SirTJ]

*Clears Throat*

"Attention Please! Me and my date, Hillary Rodham Clinton, have been fearfully chosen for such a time as this to present the following award..."

The "Most Spiritual Poster" Award

These are your nominees

Redy2bUsed
NessaLynn
Bboy
NJTheBishopAnderson
FuriousStyles
JustBecause

"Go Ahead and tell them the winner, baby..."

"The winner is YOU.....Redy2bUsed!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Fenix]

Lawd help!!!!

You people are all out of control!! 

[LaylaMonroe]

These Hill pics are killing me.... LOL

But, I'm scared to laugh too hard because I can't afford to rip yet another dress... lol.

I'm now prepared to announce the winners for the two categories I'm presenting... right after this short commercial break.

[joshuag]

Joshua looks around the room waiting for Larue to go off again and Megan Good (joshua's Date) whispers in his ear " i feel so honored that you brought me"

Then all of a sudden the music hits as Redy finishes Preachin and people are fallin on the floor... (side note they just trying to get the Best shout in LGM)...

Joshua gets up and go to the mic, looks out and start to sing (in Tonex voice)

security guards blocking off the crowd, Redy looks up and goes I taught him everything he knows...

sisT stands up and says go ahead baby (and turns and goes that my son)

all of a sudden dre runs out from the back wearing spandex and pop-locking

[Keys410]

I told him about that. He just wont listen

Who dat who called my name? My bad. They told me she was drinking a sprite so I had to go see. Hahaha.

[T-Block]

best chording of songs goes to my boy T-Block, man come get your award and dont be up here all day man....

*T-Block look of suprise,  *

Lauren (T-Block's date):  U go T, get up there and get ur award.

T-Block:  Thanks my sugar plum fairy, *smooch*

*T-Block walks to the stage, gets his award, and is about to make his speech*

T-Block:  WOW, I finally got an award.  The 1st thing I want to say is "IT'S ABOUT DERN TIME!!!"  HAHAHAHA, j/k folks, thank yall so much for this award.  I would 1st like to thank God who I am trying to make the head of my life.  I want to thank 4hisglory for creating such a wonderful site and allowing to post on it.  I want to thank all my music professors & those who schooled on music early on.  Last, but not least, I want to thank all of you here at LGM.  You all are the reason why I post.  May God bless yall real good.  What up Nu-Nu!!!

[LaylaMonroe]

The nominees for the Most Likely to Lurk Until they See a Post about a Particular Subject of Interest category are:

3rdDay
Steely
COGIC4SHO
Salvador
Sekesai

The award for this category goes to: Salvador... it's as though this dude can SMELL a Biblical thread a mile away...  

The runners-up should know that this was a very close call.  Sekesai could've easily taken it for being able to detect a Sabbath-related thread miles away.  Steely could've taken it just because he's a daily lurker.  And 3rdDay... I mean, can he BE more obvious?  

The nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance are:

Under13 - because any man who rocks Allure will hook a sista
Wolfman - because he lives near 125th, and can get a good fragrance for $5  
Steely - because the man knows his fragrances.... and picks all the right ones  
Doubles - just because he looks like he smells good... lol  
BBG - because he wears Chrome  
LT - because he, too, looks like he smells good... lol

Okay folks...

First off, I have to apologize.  It was brought to my attention that I inadvertently omitted 3rdDay from the list of nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance.  While he is indeed worthy of the nomination (and I know because I haven't seen him in a month, but I can still smell him if I close my eyes real tight... lol)

The award for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance goes to:























Steely

Yeah, I'm hooked..... *blushing*  

I'll admit, that was a close one, too... but the Committee wanted to give it to Steely because... well, we're all mesmerized by that fragrance... we can't even think clearly... we just kinda sat there sniffing his shirt for about an hour.  Of course, U13's shirt smelled good as well, but.... well, we just think Steely is altogether hot.  

[Fenix]

^^^

Lust Potion...

[Redy2bUsed]

*Clears Throat*

"Attention Please! Me and my date, Hillary Rodham Clinton, have been fearfully chosen for such a time as this to present the following award..."

The "Most Spiritual Poster" Award

These are your nominees

Redy2bUsed
NessaLynn
Bboy
NJTheBishopAnderson
FuriousStyles
JustBecause

"Go Ahead and tell them the winner, baby..."

"The winner is YOU.....Redy2bUsed!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*redy slowly approaches the rostrum with Wifey...singing, wearing an old deacon suit with wing-tip shoes*
*once again the crowd looks confused...How does he keep changing from suit to suit?"..they ask.*

"I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood for meee....
Ohhh, one day when I was lost...Jesus died on the cross.....and I know it was the blood for me."

Praise Him saints...We given honor to God who is first in my life...
To my beautiful wife...who stood by me...even when I wore crazy suits...
To my Apostle and Elect Lady...
God has been good to me this year....
He has taught me how to accept what it is that He has called me to do...and be.

I'm just happy that God has shosen me to be a vessel for His use.
And I am glad that my yielding to Him has been a blessing to you all...

*Suddenly....Redy yells*

I gota right to praise HIM!!!!

*Organist/DJ begins to tune him up*

*folk begin to go in*

He's been so good!!!
He kept me when I couldn't keep myself!!
He picked me up...cleaned me up...and HE saved me!!!!

I gota right!!!!

Somebody ought to praise GOD!!!

*REDY and Wifey break into crazy couple shout*

*The whole auditorium goes up*

[Fenix]

^^^

Recee we are definitely leaving...

[under13]

The award for this category goes to: Salvador... it's as though this dude can SMELL a Biblical thread a mile away...  

The runners-up should know that this was a very close call.  Sekesai could've easily taken it for being able to detect a Sabbath-related thread miles away.  Steely could've taken it just because he's a daily lurker.  And 3rdDay... I mean, can he BE more obvious?  


Okay folks...

First off, I have to apologize.  It was brought to my attention that I inadvertently omitted 3rdDay from the list of nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance.  While he is indeed worthy of the nomination (and I know because I haven't seen him in a month, but I can still smell him if I close my eyes real tight... lol)

The award for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance goes to:




Steely

Yeah, I'm hooked..... *blushing*  

I'll admit, that was a close one, too... but the Committee wanted to give it to Steely because... well, we're all mesmerized by that fragrance... we can't even think clearly... we just kinda sat there sniffing his shirt for about an hour.  Of course, U13's shirt smelled good as well, but.... well, we just think Steely is altogether hot.  

You remebered that I wear Chanel? I'ma have to start wearing that more often.

[SirTJ]

^^^

Recee we are definitely leaving...

*Whispers to Hillary*

He must be one of them saints that think they cute. 

[LaylaMonroe]

*Whispers to Hillary*

He must be one of them saints that think they cute. 

Nah, he just ain't got the Holy Ghost... must be from one of those Alabama Baptist churches... 

   

You remebered that I wear Chanel? I'ma have to start wearing that more often.

Heck yeah, man... Allure is one of my favorites.  That's one of the only fragrances that really test my salvation. 

[Fenix]

Allure= Lust Potion

[nessalynn77]

*Whispers to Hillary*

He must be one of them saints that think they cute. 

*Hush comes over the audience, as a raspy voice can be heard from the rear*

"Say it ain't so, Hill!  Say it ain't so!  That boy can't be a day over seventeen!  I told you it was over between me and Monica, and Gennifer, and....  nevermind, carry on."

Bill picks up his celly to see if there's a space for him on Barack's campaign trail.

[recee]

^^^

Recee we are definitely leaving...

Im wit you!! they dun Went CRAZY LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Redy2bUsed]

*redy slowly approaches the rostrum with Wifey...singing, wearing an old deacon suit with wing-tip shoes*
*once again the crowd looks confused...How does he keep changing from suit to suit?"..they ask.*

"I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood for meee....
Ohhh, one day when I was lost...Jesus died on the cross.....and I know it was the blood for me."

Praise Him saints...We given honor to God who is first in my life...
To my beautiful wife...who stood by me...even when I wore crazy suits...
To my Apostle and Elect Lady...
God has been good to me this year....
He has taught me how to accept what it is that He has called me to do...and be.

I'm just happy that God has shosen me to be a vessel for His use.
And I am glad that my yielding to Him has been a blessing to you all...
*Suddenly....Redy yells*
I gota right to praise HIM!!!!
*Organist/DJ begins to tune him up*
*folk begin to go in*
He's been so good!!!
He kept me when I couldn't keep myself!!
He picked me up...cleaned me up...and HE saved me!!!!
I gota right!!!!
Somebody ought to praise GOD!!!
*REDY and Wifey break into crazy couple shout*
*The whole auditorium goes up*

*Wifey and REDY come back down and begin to walk to their seats*
*Redy notices a man in the back....
and he resembles the orchestra conductor from last year*

*REDY leans over to wifey*..."Baby, I'll be right back."

Hey, has anyone seen Doubles or Keys??
I think we have some business to handle.

If anyone sees them tell them I'm outside....

*REDY takes off after the conductor*
Get back here!!!
I just finished shoutin' with my wife...I just got a most spiritual post award
and now you 'bout to make me cuss!!!!

Get you fake sanctified butt back here!!!!!!

[SirTJ]

Nah, he just ain't got the Holy Ghost... must be from one of those Alabama Baptist churches... 

   

"She WANNA get curb-stomped, I see. Disrespecting my boo's hometown like that. Just wait 'til this little circus of a show is over with. It's gonna take every Alabama Baptist Church to hold me OFF of her. Just wait."

[LaylaMonroe]

OMG Teej, you're killing me with these Hillpics... I can't take it...

That one SO reminded me of the YIM straight-face smiley.... lol

[nessalynn77]

Ahem...  Ness and Wentworth approach the podium.  Ness' ears and neck are blingin, her elegant gown has a long train... MamaT snatched all of the slip-ons back at the house and made her wear some stunning 3.5 inch heels, however, Mama missed the black and gold throwback Iversons in the car.  Wentworth didn't want to be out of sync, so he's wearing a matching pair with his tux...

The "Can't Wait to Click" award goes to the person who when you see their name associated with a thread, either as the original poster or the last poster, you can't wait to get in to see what they done said now.

Nominees are:

SisterT
Redd
Doubles
LaRue
Sjon
Dude on Drums
BBD
Uriah






And the Winner...



This one was way close to call, but.....


URIAH!!! Come on down!